THIS.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE GIGGS?

i mean.......DONT YOU JUST BLOOODDDY LOVE GIGGS??
Basically..his amazing and i want to be his friend.
urmm somebody. MAKE-IT-HAPPEN!!!!
SAFE YEAH.

ARE THESE YOUR MATES?

Okay. soo i was going to do a video blog for this but I LOOOK A TOTAL MESS. i dont think you understand....more of a mess than i usually look..sooo thats BAD.
Urmmm sooo 'are these your mates??'

THE CUNT.
Unless you're EXTREMELY lucky. most people tend to have atleast one cunt in your circle of friends. you know the one im talking about. the one whose always FUCKING RUDE about everything. like CALM THE FUCK DOWN....you're not blooody simon cowell in season 2 of american idol. ARE YOU?? no. i thought sooo.
and the worst thing about this person is they think they are just being 'reaaaallll' ...like 'im just saying the truth, ya know'..... FUCK YOU. your being a complete CUNT when NOT necessary
ps: there is NEVER a necessary time to be a cunt unless when a charity leaflet guy outside brixton with a name of oluwatunde tries to chirrpppsee. ALLLOW IT BRUVV!!
...but urmmm yeah. the 'cunt' friend must be handled with precaution as they might turn into a moogllliiinnnnnn(a word i just made up).

 THE QUIET ONE
Someone once told me they are the WORSTIEST type. I personally, dont mind. However, the problem, they are SOOOO QUIET and FUCKING shy, you actually get the  impression they dont like you , or they are probably bitchy behind your back. In which some, quiet ones have been known to do in the past. Let's just say they have the reputation of being...S N A K E S!!!


THE 'WE ARE LIKE OMG,TOTEZ TWINS' MATE
These are the bestest and most amaze type of mate to have. They like the same type of music like you. They laugh at the most randomest things LIKE YOU. They cried at the last scene of finding nemo...LIKE YOU. The clip belows explains they KIND of friendship im talking about.

urmm soo im not going to continue with this 'are these your mates list?' as my hands hurt from typing and i'll just make a follow up video post. alritteyyy???

SAFE BLUUDDDDZZZZZZZ!!

MY HOMEDAWGZZZ.

It's the fact even though the little girl is covering her ears....she's STILL casssssjuuuallly watching her uncle will.



Sooo that quick side eye just made me LOL as you know that william is blantently thinking 'Babes, you NEEED to calm down'

Springs Back ....Let's Get Physical!!

Monday 18th April, I didn't fall asleep until after 6am, despite an early night, yet I still had quite a busy complex dream, but all I can recall is the end. I was working in a pub (it was my 1st day) dressed head to toe in black, when the Landlady did a lock in until 6am, and seemed to want to continue for longer. By now the other barmaids and I were tired & we'd stopped being paid from 11.30pm. So I complained that we didn't want to continue & the Landlady said it wasn't for us to decide, tired and with an aching back. I sat up on the bar, the Landlady said 'Get down, that's very unprofessional!!' I replied 'So is making us work unsociable hours, for 6hrs with no pay!!'  

I woke at 9.30am and ran a bath, and made a coffee & bowl of Alpen, had my bath, exfoliated, moisturised & then ate the breakfast & drank the coffee. I was called by 'Odd One In' re a casting Thursday, at 10.30am in Shepherds Bush. I answered a few emails & then mopped my kitchen floor, then headed off out, and had had a hour power walking a bit earlier than I normally go, then continued onto my Fitness First gym at 12.25pm. I didn't do a class today, but did the treadmill, cross-trainer, cycle and a few circuit machines & some squats with the medicine ball & finished 2.5hrs later at 3pm

 Fitness First St Albans, Above The Shops In Christopher Place

 
Got home, put in a white wash in the laundry & Bought a Sun Newspaper, then had a Salsa Tuna Light Lunch with 3Krisprolls & a Diet Coke. I did some online job searches then set off to the Job Centre, to do some local job searches, then I popped to my local nail bar to see if I could get a manicure? As my nails have grown a lot since the last one & they need a re-polish (But mainly as my nails need to be immaculate for casting Thursday, you can't expect to be picked as a filmed product demonstrator/promoter if your hands don't look immaculate.... you'd never see dodgy nails on QVC!!

They said they could if I came back in 45mins, so I did a bit of window shopping I saw some nice feather earrings in New Look for £2.99 I was sure I'd seen the same ones in Boots & checked when I browsed round Boots, I was correct.... But Boots were charging £5 for them, almost twice the price of New Look (What a rip off!!) looked round FCUK nothing of any interest at the mo, last year they had lots of nice stuff in! Hobs wasn't bad though! (Not that I can afford anything!!) 

 Earrings £5 in Boots or £2.99 in New Look

choice of colours available

Then I passed some time, in Starbucks, having a tasty Caramel Cappuccino (The last one of those for ages, as a normal large Cappuccino is 180 Cal's & a Caramel one 350 Cal's, that's 170 Cal's extra, almost double!!!) I had my nails done, in a 'French Manicure' with a sparkly china glaze on top (Us Gemini's have to do things differently, than the rest of the Hoi Polloi, darlings!!) I popped into Wilkinson's & Tesco's on the way home, for a few essentials. The Tesco's cashier said 'Ooh I LOVE your nails!!' Mission achieved nails officially fab!! Once home I watched 'Home & Away' & had some Sushi for dinner, with some sliced melon, apple & grapes for desert (good girl) Then caught up with the news in today's paper.


More madness as 60 Harrier Jets, worth £750Million which could be helping our troops, to beat madman Gaddafi, in their expensive mission in Libya, are sat in a hanger, waiting to be scrapped!! Meanwhile our Mission in Libya is costing the UK £30Million a week at present, using RAF jets (The cost is made up of fuel, crews, ground staff & ammunition) But the same mission using our Harrier jets, from an aircraft carrier, would cost the UK £40Million a year. Where as with the present system, at the going rate, it would cost £360Million a year, compared to the Harrier jets £40Million, which means the present system is 9 times more expensive at £320Million more a year, than using the Harriers, that are due to be scrapped!!! Somebody do the Maths at the MoD & wake up The Defence Secretary!!

 Save Our Harriers For A Rainy Day (It's Pouring in Libya!)

More idiots in the paper this time another moronic judge, who spared a scumbag thief from jail, so he could feed his cat WTF!!!!?? Get a neighbour or family member in to feed the cat, or if neither of those is an option, re home it, or put it in a cattery & he would have to pay for its upkeep either up front, or in instalments!!! Idiot Judge David Cooper let off 55yr Scum Steven Thorne, who has repeatedly shoplifted booze, instead, giving him a paltry fine of just £75 FFS!!


More on BB, Wag Wannabe, Slapper Imogen Thomas (who's married with kids football lover, can't be named thanks to a super injunction) Looking all hurt, how does she  think his wife & kids would look if they knew? The love rat has got away with it so far, but she is as bad as him, selfish bitch, I bet she never gave his wife & kids a 2nd thought. I found her a total self absorbed bore on big Brother & it seems she is the same outside of the Big Brother house too! Another Big Brother contestant Chantelle Houghton's picnic bust up with Rav

Hijab, The scum even have the fucking cheek to put up signs warning of 'GAY FREE' Zones (Who do the fuck do they think they are to impose gay fee zones, it's not their fucking country!! The cheeky, arrogant C**t's!!) They also deface posters of bikini clad models (They should be rounded up & flown back to their country of origin & if born here, shipped off to the country of their or their parents, forefathers if they think so little of the UK!!) A non Muslim Asian woman, was told to wear a Hijab or her chemist would be boycotted, then later a 2nd man said if she continued not to wear one, she would be killed. Vile Extremist Scum!


The M1 Motorway that is shut between junctions 1 & 4 is still not fixed, after a fire in a scrapyard underneath it in North London, on Friday the 15th, 3 days ago. And it is expected not to be fixed until this Friday or Saturday, meaning that, part of one of our busiest motorways, will be closed for 8 days, or more, causing Easter travel misery for many. Yet only a handful of engineer/contractor workers could be seen at work on it yesterday. But 2 North bound lanes were opened yesterday & they hoped to have one South bound open today, they are busy erecting a support below the bridge. They say the heat has damaged the bridge badly & steel is exposed, maybe they should get in some Japanese workers. They mended their quake destroyed road in 6 days, despite dealing with trauma, grief & also the threat of impending nuclear disaster & more possible Tsunamis!!

Japan March 17th & Then 6 Days Later

Coalition Deputy PM Nick Clegg, has topped a pole of 'The Politician gay men fancy the most'. I'm sure he wouldn't top a woman's pole. He is too weak & wishy washy for most women, we like someone with some fire & power about him, where as Nick Clegg is a Damp Squib!! 

 
Meanwhile a Christian electrician, Colin Atkinson, faces the sack, for having a cross displayed in his company van, which he has had on his dashboard for 15yrs, he was told to remove it by his bosses in West Yorkshire, saying it might offend other religions (It would only offend extremists of other religions & who gives a fuck if their offended?) Or suggest the firm is a Christian group (Afraid it will be targeted by extremists are you? Yellow belly's!!!) They say symbols can be worn but not displayed (pathetic!!)


Then it was time to watch 'Home & Away' then the usual soaps, while doing online job searches & online surveys! I had Sushi for dinner, with Melon, Grapes & Mango fresh fruit salad to follow, then watched the new series of the Brilliant 'Hotel Inspector' started & oh my god what a hovel of a B&B she went to to start the series, The FILO (First In Last Out) in Winchester, not only was it filthy, but the decoration (designed by the owner) was oh so bloody ugly!! (Mind you, if the owner had an ounce of Imagination, he would of spelt his pub B&B 'First Inn Last Out') The rancid place, had, had a host of bad write ups. One guest posting that when they got in their rooms bed, they found a USED condom (OMFG!!) This was the 1st time EVER, that Alex Polizzi, had refused to stay overnight in a Hotel/B&B, & who could blame her, I could practically smell the place from my lounge as I watched! Surprising as the owner was not bad looking really, and looked clean & smart!

Then I watched 'Meet The Middletons' a program on The UKs Prince William's wife to be & our future Queen's extended family..... What a boring pile of shite that was!! (That's a hour of my life I wont get back!!) Then I watched the Bruce Willis film 'Hostage' while writing this blog & also doing online surveys. Munching on a few low fat rice cakes with Peanut Butter Yummy! Then Started the 2nd of Jason's books 'The Gangster's Runner' It seems better written than the 1st already. Went to bed at 2am (Calories consumed 1,942)


Tuesday 19th April, I didn't fall asleep until after 4.30am, I dreamt something to do with filming & something to do with gangsters (It must be due to reading Jason's book) I was either being filmed or photographed, my hair was longer & it was divided in half over each shoulder as if your about to tie bunches, it was wrapped round and crossed over my neck under my chin & then pulled round the back like a 40's head-scarf made of hair & I wore bright red lipstick, then the pictures, filming was taken, think I had to pretend to be dead but I'm not sure. I got up at 10am, showered, tied back hair & went to the gym make-up free (a 1st for me) worked out until noon, then I went home & showered again, then put on brown/beige tankini halter-neck top & my khaki tiered skirt with sequins on, my TrimSoles, my Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses & my peacock feather look earrings.

Then on hearing an almighty crash, I went into my back dressing room, to find one of my travel cases had slipped, from where it was stacked, landing on a a pile of boxes causing an avalanche, and one large hat box, has got squished, typically its the one with one of my favourite black hats in & it has squashed the crown, and brim, of it, a bit, SHIT!!! So now I will need to find a Milliner, once I am earning again, who can steam it back into shape, I hate to think how much is that going to set me back ?? 

I popped to the shop & got a paper & 2 Diet Cokes, then sat out in the sun & Read the Sun paper & Closer Magazine. The Sun's Front page is about Rio Ferdinand's mad stalker, a black woman with bright red hair (No alas for Rio it is not Rhianna!!)

More madness due to the Human Rights Bill (The sooner that gets scrapped the better!!) 47 Dangerous fugitives, presently on the run in the UK, can not be named - in case it breeches their human rights!! Fuck Right Off!! They should lose the right, to any rights, human or otherwise, when they become 'Dangerous' Criminals!!

What about our rights as decent, law abiding, citizens to know, if the man sitting two seats away from them in a cafe, is a serial killer, a rapist, or whatever!! The law has gone mad, it protects the guilty & leaves the innocent open to attack!  All 47 of these scumbags are deemed 'high risk' or 'very high risk' & include paedophile scum! They fled after committing new crimes, or breaking their early release terms. Cameron's promise to name criminals on the loose have been dropped quietly & criminals are using data protection rules & the human rights bill to stay anonymous. 

Tory MP Dominic Raab says it's ridiculous storming 'Labour allowed the privacy of dangerous offenders to be put ahead of the public's protection. The Coalition must reverse those warped priorities. We can't have dozens of high risk fugitives shielded on Human Rights grounds' EXACTLY!!! Also Ken Clarke should be fired.

I was confronted on turning a page by naked shots of Mariah Cary & her husband, for OK Magazine, with him holding her boobs, while exposing, her ample pregnant belly, containing their twins she is expecting. Oh put it away love, keep those kind of pictures to yourself, we soooo don't want to see them!! Your a bit of a minger when your thin & those photos are Sooo not attractive & of no interest to anyone, except for you two!! Meanwhile a pathetic West Yorkshire woman, called Louise Smith won a £12,300 payout over a claim of sexual harassment, by a gay male colleague  PML Oh get a life you sad cow, I can't believe they paid it out!! There must of been some homophobes in the jury! What A Joke!!!


A Ex Soldier has been Jailed for 70 days, for torching the Koran, in protest at the Scum, that burnt the poppy wreath on Armistice Day, getting a paltry £60 fine!! How typical of our courts to give him the kind of justice, that, that scum bag Emdadur Choudhury should of got. Andrew Ryan set light to the Koran in the street, shouting 'You Burn Our Poppy's I'll Burn Your Koran'  while annoyed over our soft laws for extremist scum. If Emdadur Choudhury had been given the kind of sentence, worthy of his disrespect of our dead heroes, Andrew wouldn't of felt the anger, that then compelled him to burn that book of the Koran. Colin was charged with 'pre planned theatrical bigotry', surely that is exactly what Emdadur Choudhury should of been charged with!! So either Emdadur should of got 70 days jail or Andrew a £60 fine!!!!

Poppy Burning

 Koran Burning

Beautiful murder victim, Sian O'Callaghan, was finally laid to rest yesterday & 600 locals lined the streets of Swindon to pay their respects, to the beauty killed by cab driver Chris Halliwell. Meanwhile Nigella Lawson was in the sea in what looked like Muslim Arab swimwear apparel not unlike a Burka when playing about the sea with a bikini clad friend in Australia it consisted of black trousers & a long top just above the knee with long sleeves, & high neck with a hood pulled up over a peak cap. She either wishes to remain Lilly white (in which case why holiday in Australia) or she is hiding her ample curves from the Paparazzi??

I had 3 rice cakes with peanut butter for lunch, washed down with a Diet Coke & followed by a Solero Ice Cream. I chatted to the owner of the Tattooists & the South African guy, who seems to have had a haircut & was looking quite cute & buff! After I finished the paper & magazine I continued with Jason's book & sat in the sun until 5.30pm getting a bit of colour, but by the end of the day, today, I was not covered in lumps & bumps. So it can't of been a reaction to the sun before? So what was it? Odd!! 

I finished Jason's book, it was by far superior to the 1st, which was riddled with spelling, and grammatical mistakes (Sack the Proof Reader/Copy Writer!!) This one had only 2 small ones, which most people would not notice! I think my actress friend Maxine Webb would be ideal for the role of Mandy! So I told her again to get a copy of 'The Gangsters Runner' and to not bother with the 1st book, as she didn't need to (as her character is only briefly touched on there & what is said there, is repeated in the 2nd book anyway) She said she would & also chase up Jason on Facebook. 

Nicky contacted me, to see if I'd done a favour she asked from me, I was confused as it was not in my diary, to do today? So I checked it again, nope not there & it was then, that I realised the date was saying Tuesday 26th & my phone Tuesday 19th? I then I realised that two pages of my diary, had been stuck together, so I'd opened it up for this week, at next week, not at this week!! HOLY FUCK!! How the hell did that happen? I apologised to Nicky and was kicking myself, how did I not notice, that the pages were stuck together?? I think old age is kicking in & numbing my brain!! Went on Facebook, Twitter & in my Hotmail, for a bit & found the page for the cutest dog in the world Boo. OMG it's like a little teddy bear I'm totally in love!!! Check him out here  http://www.facebook.com/Boo?sk=info

The Adorable Boo

I watched 'Home & Away' then did 50 squats with the Swiss ball, up against a wall, with the ball supporting my bad back. Then I had Tuna Mayonnaise, on 3 Rice cakes for tea, with another Diet Coke & some Brandston Mini Cheddars on the side & watched 'Supersized V Superskinny' it was 2 scrawny's V 2 fatties this week. Then I watched 'Jean Claude Van-Damme: Behind closed Doors' followed by the very funny 'Campus' then peckish, I made myself a coffee & a couple of rice cakes with Peanut butter, before watched the film 'Burn After Reading' with Brad Pitt & George Clooney, which was fucking odd!! It was meant to be a comedy drama, but it wasn't that dramatic, nor was it that funny!!  & then I went to bed at 1.50am (Calories consumed 1,538)


Wednesday 20th April,   I woke at 9am, and if I dreamt, I don't recall any of it, I had a shower tied hair back & wore my coral tankini halter-neck by M&S & my khaki sequinned tiered skirt & my TrimSole thong sandals & had the last of my sugar free Alpen & a coffee, for breakfast. Then I popped to the shop for today's paper & put my foldable garden chair, out in the court yard & read some of my Marilyn Monroe book, then took a break to read my messages on Facebook, Twitter & my Hotmail Inbox. I had a message from Angus the film producer/director of 'Losing It' with the following exciting news.....

  

The bad news, the good news, the bad news.

The bad news. Losing It was not selected for the Cannes official programme. I don’t feel too badly about that – only 9 short films were selected this year, and none of them were from the U.K.  Their loss.

The good news is that Losing It is going to be screened at Cannes this year.  I have been quietly touting Losing It to production and distribution companies who are screening at Cannes this year and two have snapped it up and will be showing it as part of their commercial playbill. 

First of the two is Hammer, a reincarnation of the epoch-making company that ruled in the Sixties and Seventies.  I didn’t think that Losing It would be a poster boy for Hammer but they think it fits their formula perfectly – with a pretty, vulnerable female (and I agree, Emily does come across as vulnerable) and the Frankenstein – Igor thing going on with Carrington and Eldridge. So, we’re a Hammer Horror Film! (Incidentally, Hammer are also taking “Little Changes”, a brilliant short made by James Static, one of our Imps.  If you haven’t seen it, get in touch with James – he is on the email list up there somewhere - and get a copy.)

OMG On posting this bog full of 9days worth of 90hrs of writing  (Despite the work being saved repeatedly & then photos added & saved again) when posting A Blogger glitch has wiped 80% off this blog approx 60hrs worth of work (Most of  Wed to Sunday) which was the busiest & funniest bit of the week when most things happened & so much in news!!!!  SHIT!!! Fucking Blogger!! I knew I should of copied & posted in my Hotmail, when it kept failing to post (due to taking to long) I will have to write at a later date (but without the news as I no longer have the news papers, to remind me of what riled me or any notes to dreams etc  Arggggggggggggghhhhhh!!!) Typical it was my bet & funniest & most gossip filled blog to date (Someone out there has been using that voodoo doll of me again).... this blog will be resumed when I find the time

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TEEN HAS SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR WEAVE...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i neeed to stop laughing but this is shittly sad that....it's actually hilarious. SMH.

but....HOW CAN YOU SEX FOR WEAVE WHEN YOU HURRR LOOKS LIKE A WASHED OUT CARPET???
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!


AND...this is WHY i can't watch maury nomore.

I swear the last episode i saw some chick was sexing for a double cheeseburger?? adsjasdhsjhjdhsj

It's the fact of the little girl says 'IM A GROWN ASSSS WOMAN' ...urmmm your 14,babes.

 L  O  L

WAIT....is he wearing sandals?!?!!!!

.....but WHOAAAAA....are his feet JUST tied up??

either way....THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH HIS FEET!!!

THE HOTTEST EVA MARCILLE

Eva Marcille attended OK! Magazine’s Sexiest Singles party in an electric $374 blue party dress by Naven, accented by $795 Christian Louboutin Mago Pumps and completed the look with a Prada Clutch

It’s definitely a hot look, and very apropos for the party’s theme.

If you want her shoes and dress, get ‘em here

AFRO-E GOTS A NEW TRACK.

The totally amazing mc//person that E V E R Y O N E loves to ...urmm love has this new track following his tales of...being ginger.

*russian voice* Hope you like!!!

 

Continue on Scratcha's Grimey Breakfast Show 20th April 2011 by afroe

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THIS IS AMAZING

I know ive posted this video before but SEAN KINGSTON IS JUST PURE AMAZINGNESSS!!!!
M I N I SPINYYYYYYYY

HOW TO LICK A DOUGHNUT OUT.

1. Once, you've open it(the doughnut), have a quick glance.

2.Then proceed to lick the cream.

 3...and again.

4. Keep the doughnut in your mouth casssjualy.

5. and dont worry about the crumbs.

life is short.

CRYSTALS CASTLES ALWAYS FUCK WITH MY HEAD!

Nahhhhhh but why is alice like this doe??? she's blantently screaming but the beat is too good.

*jizz*

RANYA is a total babe

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH.

I don't think you guys UNDERSTAND how sick britney was. SAAAAY SUMMMFFFIN,BRUHHH.

RIRI DARLINGZZZZ

SMUTHNEY

WE JAMMED WITH TIMI AT SOME SUPERPRICKLY FOREST IN PUTNEY. SHE BOUGHT US SWEETS//DOUGHNUTS AND...urmm water but all good right?? *gully creeps*