Well folks, its a pretty slow day in celebrity plastic surgery news, so lets take a stroll down memory lane and revisit Jessica Simpson and her experimentation with Restylane lip injections.
Reminds me of a sixth grade science project gone wrong, or the moments leading up to a hot dog wiener bursting on the grill.
I bet she won't be trying out anymore lip injections after that 4 month mishap.
On a side note, did we ever decide if Jessica Simpson has breast implants or not? I need some closure in my life.
If you're like me, you have probably asked yourself the question "what does Amy Winehouse do while shes not chasing the dragon".
Well, wonder no more because the answer is clear, she enjoys getting large lopsided breast implants, in a poor attempt to gain attention after slipping into the dark obscure realm of no return, that celebrity singers almost never recover from.
Judging from the before and after picture, she is still getting the hang of her new breast implants (no pun intended) as they look to be popping out all over the place.
I have a feeling this isn't the last time we'll be mentioning Amy Winehouse and plastic surgery in the same sentence. Just a hunch.
hello hello basically in case you dont dont know i love gingers, i love (skinny)guys, i love afros and whatcha know erin also known as FuchsiaStiletto showed me this guy's twitter after our lil convo aboout our love for gingers.i present to you Afro_e (i do need to seriously get his...real name.snaps)............ my blantent new crush. FACT!
i was actually pondering if i should do this post but fahk it, the worst thing that can happen is for him to realise that im-some-neek-who-nagged-erin-to email me pictures of him(preferably nude) to use for "wang". but these are the reasons why i find him lush *blush* ok, im getting ridiculous now, bare in mind IVE NEVER MEET THIS GUY BEFORE, but dont judge me, im a sucker for yummy ginger guys:
His PENGGGG(yes like a penguin)but just much more fitter(in human form)
He actually SPITS some bars (for all you cotton wool kids.."spits" meaning he raps)
He volunteers for special needs kids..awwwww(and aparently his decent at sign language,no prove for that though)
His JUST the best ginger..actually his in the top three gingers i fancy.
he did a lil mix for lily allen's "the fear" its rather good one must say
Cheryl Cole is a beautiful and extremely talented singer/songwriter, fashion designer and author, who is currently the hottest celebrities in the UK. (Like Britney Spears 2000 USA)
Cheryl was recently pictured inside a London airport while trying to shield her mouth from the paparazzi cameras, but not before this shocking image was taken, revealing what clearly looks like over injected collagen lips.
This is the first time that Cheryl Cole has been the subject of plastic surgery rumors, and her reps quickly came to her defense, saying that she has “definitely not” had any work done.
Sounds like what any good representative would say about their client, but this before and after picture tells a much different story. A story of celebrity collagen trout pout lips.
Katherine Von Drachenberg, perhaps better known as Kat Von D, is the excessively tattooed, tattoo artist who stars on the television show entitled, LA Ink.
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or has Kat's nose become extreme narrower since she first appeared in the spotlight a few years back?
Clearly she has had a ton of work done...tattoo artwork that is, but has she also joined the celebrity plastic surgery ranks?
This video has actually made my day.The uk's most annoying and weirdly adorable presenter nabil abdulrashid interviews snakey man, in which he refers to him as snakeyperson and kinda accusses him of false advertising...but yes wait till 2:32 ..when this Mr BADMAN-pullup reveals his name to be....arnold. BIG UP!
Natalie Portman before and after nose job plastic surgery.
Natalie Portman is a real stunner in the Hollywood beauty ranks, but is she all natural or did she need some help from the local plastic surgeon?
I wanna believe the delightful Natalie Portman of today, is free from any plastic surgery, but its really hard to argue with the before and after pictures of what looks to be a nose job.
What do the readers think? Has Natalie Portman had a nose job?
(adele is probably my MOST sarcastic mates and she's rather peng so i thought why not chat her up a bit for wang)lulz! wang/thatlondongirl-brap brap badman pull up! Blop! Adele- lol bAD MAN FORWARD H AH ! BUMACLAT RAS wang/thatlondongirl-whats been goin on the wonderful world of adele? Adele- is this joke? wang/thatlondongirl -JUST ANSWER BEYATCH! Adele - dont get rude...i find it repugnant. ok well today i was wating in the tesco line for fuckin ages and some half nigerian guy was infront of me, he has dred so naturally i thought he was from jam rock and i proceede to give him a nod. then i came out of tescos and he is waiting for me and he then proceeds to talk to me about the winnie mandela documentary on last night i have no idea what he os on a bout but nod just the same then i realise that i do infact know who she is NELSON MANDELAS WIFE"!duh?i think to my self so we were walking talkinblah blah blah,long story short he offers to teach me the guitaras he is a guitar teacher?! and rather peng even though i dont really like dreds my self.dirty discuting CLUMPS of hair wang/thatlondongirl -you dont dredlocks? you dont like nottinghill version of lilwayne??p ar upon par Adele -not really ,oh they look good but they feeel ffgfhjg;;j .They look peng but the texture is ... (silenece bars) wang/thatlondongirl- adele tell all the readers about the bloody mixes u have in you??(can i just say ure computer is GAY) like ure a cake or smoochie a mixed raced smoochie Adele - wot the fuck? yes quincey in gay but wtf? im not a milkshake i am a person? lol only nigerian milk shakes contain blood... sorry quincey is my computer and he is a homo wang/thatlondongirl- i meant ure greek and stuf/freench/jamoo?? elaborate the milkshake collaboration? Adele - Im part french greek jamaican scotish. i can do all the accents except for my main quartile... (my)jamaican accent is very hard.. very easy to sound like a .. how do u put it... BEG wang/thatlondongirl - Lush Adele -but i look arab so .... wang/thatlondongirl-Whoaaa now you possibly stand a chance for get some ARAAABB MONNI!? Adele -yeah...if you count arab pennies Adele - Which if u dont know are worth didly squat wang/thatlondongirl -adele beggers cant be choosers.just saying. Adele -... ? yes thats true how stupid of me wang/thatlondongirl - Very stupid. par on ureself!
Incase the voiceover didnt make it clear, the films about TWIN BROTHERS, who basically seperated at birth, this is nigerian films @ its finest, i shall be making sure i keep you updated with all the amazing and well directed nigerian films(with HIGH RESOLUTION,and special effects)Respect!
Claire Sweeney is a somewhat successful English actress and singer, but probably best known for getting ridiculously fake looking breast implants.
When will these girls learn, if the natural breast is not big enough, you can't go shoving D implants under your skin, it simply won't look normal.
If she was insistent on getting a boob job, she really should have went with smaller implants, because that four lane highway on her chest is not very appealing. Do these breast implants remind you of anything? Like Victoria Beckham's Boob Job.
When i think of Lindsay Lohan, i think of a woman who has tremendous potential with endless opportunities for an amazing acting career, and ultimately a woman who perhaps took success for granted, and got pulled into the lonely Hollywood backwash of tireless nights...
I think its safe to say, Lindsay Lohan has made her fair share of cloudy judgments in her short life.
And when you consider she is still so very young, and to be making decisions in regards to life altering plastic surgery, like breast implants and even her latest habit, lip injections, perhaps she should reevaluate her way of thinking and seek guidance from other celebs who have triumphed from similar folly.
Courtney Peldon is a longtime Hollywood film and television actress, appearing in numerous low-budget projects with relatively obscure roles since the late 1980's.
Probably not even worth mentioning, but Courtney Peldon has had a major upgrade in the breast department.
The actress went from, what looked liked a rather small B cup, to a very full D cup.
Her breast implants aren't exactly bulging through her flesh, like we see so often with over-sized implants, but you can definitely tell they are fake, at first glance.
She already had lovely breasts before the plastic surgery, but perhaps she felt this procedure would "boost" her career.
Yesterday we did a little feature on the talent Ms. Janet Jackson and her plastic surgery adventures.
And today we bring to you a much more startling event, in which her much older and less talented sister , Latoya, pushed the limits of the plastic surgery realm.
Latoya Jackson's over operated face is hands down, some of the worst celebrity plastic surgery results i have seen (maybe top 10), and perhaps the worst nose job thus far, its really that bad, folks.
When you think about how much nose she had "removed", its simply shocking, and the finished result is....well, cartoon-ish.
The frozen forehead leads me to believe that a brow lift was purchased at some point, and her lips have surely seen a few injection needles in their days.
The Jackson family name is most synonymous with two things, great music and plastic surgery operations, and this article isn't about preforming arts.
Janet Jackson, the youngest of the famed Jackson children, is cute as a button and perhaps the most talented of the bunch, having sold more than 100 million records worldwide.
Unlike her beautiful god given singing voice, Janet Jackson has obviously had some plastic surgery to help out her appearance.
There is differently no debate about the nose job (Rhinoplasty) she has underwent, shaving off quite a bit to achieve her desired look, however apart from the nose job, she looks to be all natural with a great facial bone structure, including those remarkable cheek bones.
Here was a spread stunning model devon aoki did for self service magazine(fall/winter) 09, i adored this shoot, reminds me of the summer and the PARRRNESSST of this crappy london weather.ahh i need to go to the beach, someone take me to brighton , please or cornwall, just away from this rascclartt weather. Oh and kudos to the photographer max Farago and the stylist Suzanne Koller.
Marg Helgenberger is a longtime Hollywood actress, best known for her role as the fiery crime-scene investigator/forensic scientist on the hit television show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CSI: Las Vegas).
You don't need to be a certified CSI to solve the mystery of Marg Helgenberger's ever changing face...
The culprits are clearly, a boatload of botox and an extra helping of collagen lip injections.
Its really a shame she decided to opt for plastic surgery, seeing how in 2002 she looked to be aging quite gracefully (with the collagen lips).
Washiriki wa fainali za kumpata Miss Utalii Tanzania 2009/2010 mkoa wa Dar Es Salaam,kutoka wilaya za Ilala,Temeke na Kinondoni wakiwa wameanza kambi ya mazoezi katika ukumbi wa Rain Bow Social Club Mbezi /Kawe Beach jijiniShindano la Miss Utalii Tanzania 2009/2010 fainali za mkoa wa Dar Es Salaam zitafanyika siku ya mkesha wa siku ya wapendanao,Jumamosi tarehe 13-2-2010 usiku katika ukumbi wa Rain Bow Social club uliopo Mbezi /Kawe beach Jijini.Washiriki wa shindano hilo ni pamoja na kutoka wilaya ya Temeke Erica Allan (Miss Utalii Temeke 2009/2010), Mariam Khamis (Mshindi wa pili), Zainabu Matagi (Mshindi wa Tatu)Shalbano Khameed (Miss Utalii Vipaji 2009/2010) Neema Simbo (Mshindi wa nne) na Saida Sima (Mshindi wa tano), Glory Mlay (Kumi Bora); kutoka wilaya ya Kinondoni ni Sophia Dio (Miss Utalii Kinondoni 2009/2010), Latifa Bakari mshindi wa pili na Miss Utalii Vipaji 2009/2010), Lulu Belo (Mshindi wa Tatu), Faraja Hassan (Mshindi wanne), Neema Mashala (Mshindi wa tano, Barke Mohamed (kumi bora), Sarah Shaaban (Kumi bora)na Martha Daniel (kumi Bora); kutoka wilaya ya Ilala ni Shaymaa Ntetema (Miss Utalii Ilala 2009/2010), Agatha Kilala (Mshindi wa Pili), Sheilla Bahamal (Mshindi wa Tatu), Jamida Ally (Mshindi wa Tano na Miss Utalii Vipaji 2009/2010), Tausi Thomas (Mshindi wanne), Janeth Samson (kumi Bora), Nazia Athony (Kumi Bora), Flora Nicholaus (Kumi Bora),Tike Laiton (Kumi Bora).
It seems as though Mo’Nique’s furry legs received more buzz on Sunday at the Golden Globes than her actual win. Goodness!! She doesn’t shave for good reason people. Here’s what she had to say during a past appearance on the view: “I must show America what a real leg looks like. It’s too much in the morning. To shave. To Cut. You got band aids baby! That is a leg right there. Now I shave under my arms because that’s a different kind of hair.
Natalie Imbruglia is that cute little Australian pop singer, who made it cool to wear the pixie hairstyle again, back in the late 90's while she was topping the music charts with the super catchy song "Torn".
I've always thought of her as an absolute natural beauty, in fact shes done a bit of modeling and acting over her career as well.
However, Natalie is looking a little different these days, and to be more precise, I'm referring to her cheeks, which seem to be much more prominent than before.
I suppose this could be related to aging...but its quite a change, from merely a decade ago, and this leads me to believe she did have plastic surgery (cheek implants).
Good golly miss molly! Did anyone else notice something different about Mariah Carey, during last nights Golden Globe Awards show?
It looks like Mariah Carey got huge breast implants!
And is it just my imagination or has Mariah Carey's breasts been getting bigger and bigger throughout the last decade or so?
But you gotta hand it to her, they look absolutely amazing and very natural i might add, seeing how she does have a great voluptuous body with a little extra cushion in the right areas.
What do you think, was plastic surgery (boob job) the right choice, in the case of Mariah Carey.
Wafflegirls posted this picture and i couldnt stop smiling and grinning..strangely evily..hhahah.THIS IS THE FUTURE.obviously i still have the dream of tap dancing rats but FAHKK THAT...cats with the eyes of lazer who can hopefully sing like major lazer wouldnt that be amazing..ermm obviously yes it will.DONT CALL ME CRAZY.but maybe but just maybe these lazer cats could replaced our soldiers in the middle east and they can fight.Phowar! Kerching. Hmmm obviously the cats will win against the Al-Qaeda. and in the soundtrack for fight/battle..well technically..WAR will be MAJOR LAZERRRRRRRR.im actually happy now,Phewwww us @ the wang headquarters have kinda...decided these lazer cats will be a great substitute for soldiers during any war we may have.ahhh GOD BLESS!
Just in case you couldn't live without her, we bring you an Octomom update.
My, how Nadya Suleman is looking so very different these day, in fact it looks like she has almost completed the full transformation into her idol, Angelina Jolie.
The proud mother of 14, recently found some time to pose for this "sizzling" bikini photo shoot, and boy does her stomach look...different.
Call me crazy, but i think we're looking at a world class tummy tuck here, and is it just me or does her belly button look like a coin slot on a soda pop machine...
And if I'm not mistaken, those breasts are very new, and not in a lactating mother type of new, we're talking newly inserted. (Kinda like that coin slot belly button).
I wonder if any of her plastic surgery was paid for with our tax dollars?
notice how half way through the video he disapaears into thin dust with this mysterious *coughs* goddess hahaha its not fair, i wanna be daggered , i feel like im misssing out on all the fun :/
Alright guys, i caught up with bilal probably known as b moni, his an mc and COMEDIANNN.waa gwarnnn,this had the potential to be a great interview but me getting distracted by tap dancing rats and plantain didnt really help us bond that much.Also i got a "BRB" from him...i:e he ran away and vows never to let a girl like me waste his time on some soo called interview. here's how is went before he did a dissappearing act:
Funmi/wang: alright bilal B moni:ask den Funmi /wang: haha i feel under pressure now.loooooool B moni:ask ask ask Funmi/wang:how ure culinary skills like(not like it related to anything comedy based)? B moni:i know what a fork is i kno what a knife is and a spoon im nigerian so i kno how 2 eat with my hands aswell ... Funmi/wang: not all nigerians use they're hands you know? B moni:i know, was thatserious question tho? Funmi/wang: yup it is indeed. B moni: ermm ok funmi/wang:before we continue what ure views on plantain? B moni:that's the shit right there.. in every form... fried, roasted, raw, in a packet (crisps), jus hard Funmi/wang:how did you get in comedy and all that malarky? B moni:went 2 LOL show @ the end of 08 said do myself i can do this approached the promoter/ comedian mr cee hu's show it was.then in march 09 i did my first sohhh siickk!! Funmi/wang:you seee what makes you stand out from the same ol joke tellers? B moni:erm im jus real 2 b honest jus say it exacly how i feel Funmi/wang:Sooo,*coughs* tap dancing rats or a polar bear with the voice of mariah carey? B moni:could dey be white rats? if so they wud remind me of stuart little.. and if they tried 2 sing they'd probly sound like mariah anyway Funmi/wang: you want white rats ? Fahking racist B moni:well a black rat dont look like stuart little does it Funmi/wang: a light skin rat? B moni:no white Funmi/wang: Duh! Funmi/wang:ohh i know for a fact that you not "fan" of big brother? B moni: awww cmon Funmi/wang: Nahhhh,share ure views B moni: nxt question Funmi/wang: *shakes nervously* weed or skittles? B moni: Skittles
I supress what you did with ure wink.Imagine us with cameras on ur heads.My mum believed she was cursed.We clicked.Eat it,the smell will fumegate ure chocolate.Its funny how clothes change you.It was a dry grass.Omg,i grunted.Journey to jamaica.Im lost???Keep it chemical free.I feel sick.A rusta,i love him.The sistrens could actually go far.Do you have orange wednesdays?? First the arabs,then the chinese and next it will be the french.If the police got on the bus right now,they’ll arrest me because ive gotweapons(followed by evil grin)
(extracted from an trip from nottinghill to westfield shopping centre)
A few months ago we showcased the awful botched breast implants of celebrity b-list actress Tara Reid, but we failed to show you her even worse looking botched liposuction on her stomach.
It appears her surgeon went a little overboard and sucked too much fat from her stomach, resulting in quite a bit of scaring around the navel area.
Tara Reid surely did not has enough body fat to even consider liposuction, but that didn't stop her plastic surgery decision.
I imagine by now, you've all heard about the drastic transformation of Heidi Montag and her extensive list of plastic surgery operations.
The sheer amount of plastic surgery which Heidi Montag has underwent in such a short period of time, is extremely shocking to say the least, and when you consider this is a 23 year woman we're dealing with, its even more startling.
Here is a list of her recent plastic surgery procedures, in alphabetic order.
Breast Implants Botox Injections Brow Lift Butt Augmentation Chin Reduction Ears Pinned Back Facial Fat Injections Liposuction of the hips, neck, thighs and waist. Nose Job.
Well it looks like Heidi Montag has decided to become a completely new person, all she needs to do is change her name and presto chango! New identity!
The celebrity formally known as Heidi Montag was quoted as saying "I'm beyond obsessed" with plastic surgery...
This should be a wake up call to any and all young women, who view Heidi Montag as a role model. Learn from her dreadful mistakes.
Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has called it quits with Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton after two years of dating. In a joint statement issued Sunday, the 25-year-old racing driver and the pop singer, 31, said they are ending their romance to focus on their careers. “They have decided to go their separate ways. They want to focus fully on their careers and will remain close friends,” a statement from the couple’s spokesperson confirmed.
If you could invent anything ;what will it be? *Would be a combined digital and 35mm camera that’s quite compact and won’t take up much room in my bag
The best thing about being youth and british in the 21st century? The best thing about being a youth and British in the 21st century is that as a youth you have the most freedom I probably will ever have, no bills to pay, children to worry about when they miss their curfew. We don’t live under the fear for being persecuted for what we believe in, women have the same opportunities as men, free health care and there’s always fun shit going down
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In 10 years time I see myself doing something I love perhaps in Philadephia, feeling broody.
Is it just my imagination or does celebrity actress Ashley Judd look kinda different these days?...
Her face seems to be a bit swollen and awfully tight, especially around the eyes and forehead area. I wonder if this is the result of botox injections, or perhaps an eye lift.
I hope this isn't the case, seeing how Ms. Judd has been the reigning champ of the "all natural" celebrity actress club, for almost two decades.
What do you think, has Ashley Judd had some type of plastic surgery?
WOW. Ive been abit of a ghost isnt it!
Anyways. Guess what.
NOTHING!....
By the way...
Try not to fall in the snow, because its highly embarrassing!
Katie Price, formerly known simply as "Jordan" is a former English glamor model turned celebrity party girl and is a daily feature in many British tabloids.
She is kinda like a hybrid version of Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton combined.
Katie Price has clearly went under the knife more than once, for an array of plastic surgery operation throughout her career, including multiple boob jobs.
In fact you can see noticeable scar tissue on her left breast, in the first picture. Yikes!
At some point, should the plastic surgeons who preform these second and third breast implants, just say no to their clients?
Stephanie McMahon before and after plastic surgery.
Stephanie McMahon is the vice president of the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and a former professional wrestler herself.
Considering how professional wrestling is the epitome of fake, i wasn't that surprised when i saw these pictures of Stephanie McMahon and her obvious plastic surgery.
The before and after picture of her apparent nose job is rather startling at how pointy her nose has become.
And do you think maybe she went a little too big with the breast implants? At this point, nothing in the realm of plastic surgery surprises me anymore.
i love snow sooo much, its like when you make a snow man and hes sorrounded by snow, does he get all skitzo and think that he has been murdered or that he just let rip a potent packet of snow spunk on your front lawn?
snow men have a short but for filling life. they grace thousands of acres of land each winter, if they stuck around till the spring they would probably be a good target market for David Camerons dirty campaign. Has anyone seen it ? I swear he looks like a scrotum that someone has given a facelift too and attached a piece of Donald Trumps "coniving hair line" sometimes i reel at the fact that if other living organisms from other planets ever made contact with the earth they would think that each human being's face took inspiration from stretched scrotums. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
i had a naughty dream about a snow man, i think his name was frosty and he tried to bribe me with ice and a carrot stick, im no donkey sir so fuck off! but it did make me think how would that feel to be in the loving grip of a cold and ruthless ice box?
1. i would probably get frostbite
2.it would really really hurt
3.i think i might like the fact that ,it would really really hurt
4.i am slightly sadistic,
5.i think i would set fire to frosty shortly afterwards, i'm gully dont you know?
if you think of it, it's actually quite strange and irregular behaviour that we try to make people out of everything, (the wicker man, scarecrow,sand man,aqua man where does it end?) maybe loads of people just have a god complex.
I imagine many of you are wondering, what in the world happened to Lisa Rinna's lips?
Well to make a long story short, its the result of a silicone lip implant she had done several years ago, which later developed quite a bit of scar tissue, thus causing her current inflated looking lips.
While making an appearance on the Today Show, she spoke about her lips saying “I went out and had silicone put in my top lip 23 years ago. Period, end of story. I had a small top lip, my girlfriend and I went and did it together after seeing Barbara Hershey in "Beaches,… but what happens is, after years and years, you form some scar tissue."
And that's the story behind Lisa Rinna's big lips, but stay tuned for the rest of her plastic surgery history, which we will feature in an upcoming article.
Well folks, its a pretty slow day in celebrity plastic surgery news, so lets take a stroll down memory lane and revisit Jessica Simpson and her experimentation with Restylane lip injections.
