MEAAAAOOOOOOOW

LITERALLY

OH

MY

GOD

........

BASED

GOD

XXBYRON

I used to be a clown,but then i shot Osama

can you believe this conformist propaganda ....and they took it seriously in the 70's

all i can say is that

THIS

IS

CREEPY

this is by far the strangest this to come from america...yes even stranger than Donald Trumps hairline

XX BYRON

stop being a wimp

my younger cousin had a nightmare about transformers, he told of how he was just walking around London , by himself minding his own business when he was attacked by MEGATRON, i mean of all things a robot chasing you is a ridiculous thing to be afraid of.

but the fear in the eyes of this 6 year old cannot be ignored, he screamed out in the night "leave me alone...AAARGHHHH" and phrases of this nature. The poor lad was shaking as he told me about his dream and you know what i did. i told him he was a wimp and LAUGHED IN HIS LITTLE FACE then he cried

THE END

XX BYRON

hahahhahahha the stupidest thing ive ever ever watched in my life.

I'm in love with nerdy white bread american boys

ok...ok... so i know i just did a math post but i realllly reaally love this guy

i fucking love this song, so much....the lyrics are genius

i think i'm quickly merging into a possible sex offender..... i will be waiting t the school gate for anyone with a bowl cut, thick rimmed glasses and

the blank look in their eyes that screams.......

"virgin"

alhough my heart is united colours of benneton and i am a black-moor lady

this offer of sexual deviance is only available to "white bread" American virgins, i will take Asian, but only east Asian and uber nerdy not cool Japanese Asians, i want CHINESEASY!!!!!

XX BYRON

spooning doesn't lead to Forking it leads to WAR!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

definitely watch this when you have a hangover, or want to impress that hot girl you always liked but never had the Cahonez to chat up, it is a FANTASTIC ICEBREAKER!

best quote from mini movie : 'it rots away time so you can tune in to your future'

AMAZING

XX BYRON

i guess the likely-hood of rape is doubled?

even though this woman was speaking about her struggle with having two vaginas and the surprise her partner had , when told that he could use her other vagina when the front one got buggered.

all that was going through my head is after watching this video's rapists would double rape her.I mean rapists do have the internet and i'm guessing if rapists have broadband that they would watch this video on you tube and think of ways to use that second vagina.

if you think about it what bother it would be to have two vagina's i mean you would have

a double period

double the cost of waxing

double the amount of time in the bathroom

and you might have to wear gross knickers with double the vagina patch length (you know that soft cotton they put on the inside of pants)

that said im sure she's a lady on the streets but a FREAK in the bed, you gotta be, with a second pussy!

and hey maybe her man has two cocks, so everyone's happy!

that said

i would hate to be her second vagina.

a thought to leave you with there.

:)

XX BYRON

WHY do i like you?

1. you can't rap for shit, like seriously dude, a deaf smurf with a speech impediment can do a better job than you, that's right CHRIS EUBANK can rap better than you!

2. you are vulgar Misogynistic Prick, literally everything you say isd, "bitches suck my dick....bitches choking on my dick, i fuck her in her cranium... BLAH BLAH"

do you not have a mother?

or sister?

or Nana?

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU?

look...

i know rappers are suppose to be sexist, but you sir are on a different level!

side note: the stuff you say makes me cream my pants

3. Sorry why do you keep comparing yourself to people you look nothing like ?

A: you said you looked like a French man ? a FRENCH MAN ?! i mean

Sacrebleu!.

you sir, do not look French!

this is a French man

B: you said you looked like Matlock

you do not look like matlock

this is matlock

C: not to mention of course your ultimate delusions of grandeur, that's right... I mean when you flat out said that you look like Jesus!

WHAT THE FUCK?

mate you don't even look like black Jesus, let alone the western Aryan looking guy.

4. you wear ridiculously tight tops with new era caps, that make you look like a gay gangster.

side note: i love that you wear skinny jeans, i like to see the outline of your willy bounce

so really the question is, why do i get all hot and bothered when you rap about shoving you dick into bitches craniums? .. well its simple you see

i have a thing for Dickhead Men that have the mental age of a pre pubesant wanking teenage boy.

:)

withoout any further delay here is the one the only dickhead with the key to my heart right now

LiL B or Bartholemy as his mother would say

yes you is a PRETTY ASS BITCH!! and i would do you from sun up till sun down

XX BYRON

looking Fly in my G6

I love them they are sooo amazing and warmed up for ROBYN MUTHERPHUCKEUR!

when i watch this video i feel like i'm a dancer -really sad i know .
oh well......
^_^

YAAAAYYY
p.s i want an Asian Boyfriend..
any takers?

XX BYRON

this is reason 252 why i dont watch news.