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battle your addictions: crack

basically its just one of those days for me....

and i cannot lie .......

i'm not feeling fresh at all

my hair *coughs* weave.. isn't done, my clothes are torn and i had to talcalm powder myself into my favourite leather trousers,and to top it off funmi is wearing the same leather and denim combo as me.......

i ... i....i HATE CHER LOYD!

thats it i said it *begins veneomous rant* all she eats are crisps, and she shakes like a crack addicted baby,she's sounds like a cheap version of katie price (if thats possible) and she looks like she's nuturing one SERIOUS CRACK ADDICTION <<<>

looks like someone didn't turn their swag on

if you have crack addiction, or any addiction as a matter of fact, things may become disoriented, you may believe for instance..that you wrote song or "raps" that you infact had no part in even co-writing , let alone farting in that direction. your realities may also be blurred you may wish to morph into a former girl band member ,dress ,get inked, and possibly not eat, JUST LIKE SHE DID...and maybe one day hit a black toilet attendant *waits for confirmation of gamu's mother's occupation* and marry a gay black footballer ,just so that nobody knows you're just another racist chav

awwwwwwwwww

babe.

shame your not northern ay' pet?

one more thing about addictions is,that you can convince everyone around you that your are just David, when in reality your mountain of lies surpass Goliath.

aside from that im just pissed of that she is the talentless replacement for Gamu.

FREE GAMU

disclaimer: W.A.N.G does not believe, cher loyd is on crack ,sniff or snorts it in anyway nor do we believe she bathes in it , even though she looks like she does, just saying

XX BYRON

teddybears - cobrastyle

my new favourite tune. anything sung in patois makes me happy. also the insightful lyrics of "rude bwoy digga digga ahh" is pretty amazing. great suff. the end.

WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

fugative you wasteman!

i hate this boy soo much, he gets soo many girls, his actually rich and his lyrics are such a par to this country. fuckery,actually can i have his number, his kinda buff!

Bad boy who i now ...LOVE!!!

boycrazy in austin: the bad boy! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Video by the lovely alexis http://www.imboycrazy.com/

DAY IN THE LIFE OF/ WITH STEEZY!

Alrite guys this is HENRY but call me Steezy innit!! Funmi, my girl was like "HENRY U GOTTA DO SUMFIN 4 WANG?!" i was like "skeeen" but im just give u lot a taster of my life..well NOT much tho!

Soo this is my school innit.ITS IGHT I GUESS.its like most SKOOLS ..its just that MY PAREEEENTS PAY.and ohh the building is SHIT.SOO DONT WATCH THE BUILDINGGG!!!

THIS IS ARE MY brethrens James and olly..I ALWAYS CALL DEM The battyman HAHAH cuz they DONT like THE SKEPTA AND GIGGS..and true say they dont have fresh garms but they safe tho,they always have my back in geography class.
but everytime i come back to me yard from the BOARDING SKOOOL ..I always jam with my homie
Jermain aka J from lyton estate.BRAP.(Big up)

Last night was bareee JOKES I CAUGHT UP With one of my link Chantell from elephant & castle.SHE'S sum Peng BLACK Chick from Stockwell park school.I like em sooome booty but she dont know i go PRIVTE SKOOOL THO.CUZ I'll lose CRED from the mandemzz innit.

Well aparently funmi was like i shud do more post of this wang thin and i was like "SKEEEEN" sooo ill spk soon.I GoTTTA go and help my mum make some *coughs* Caviar.

Listen up Rude BWOY!

Certified Merkerz - Stand For Our Name
Shamz posted this song on twitter and i couldnt stop laughing..ive actually never seen a song this bad.Ok. I wouldnt call myself a grime head or that i listen to skepta everyday but jheezzzzzzz.they kinda remind me of the tweenies, thats if the tweenies- could- rap- badly- and happen -to- shop- at mckenzie..hah

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You know what as im writing this post im actually listening this song on a loop..its actually not that bad
the little kid that spits in the end..is actually adorable ..i wanna adopt him but dont get it twisted dnt do a "david cameron" and "hug a hoody" you will get punch.

FACT. yes the little kid will beat u up...if you don know???get to knwo innit bruvv

Certified Merkerz are the new blazin squad .