i guess the likely-hood of rape is doubled?

even though this woman was speaking about her struggle with having two vaginas and the surprise her partner had , when told that he could use her other vagina when the front one got buggered.

all that was going through my head is after watching this video's rapists would double rape her.I mean rapists do have the internet and i'm guessing if rapists have broadband that they would watch this video on you tube and think of ways to use that second vagina.

if you think about it what bother it would be to have two vagina's i mean you would have

a double period

double the cost of waxing

double the amount of time in the bathroom

and you might have to wear gross knickers with double the vagina patch length (you know that soft cotton they put on the inside of pants)

that said im sure she's a lady on the streets but a FREAK in the bed, you gotta be, with a second pussy!

and hey maybe her man has two cocks, so everyone's happy!

that said

i would hate to be her second vagina.

a thought to leave you with there.

:)

XX BYRON

Calvin Klein Jeans Advert

Eerrrrm.....

Ok Calvin Klein , i am no connoisseur of advertising, but isn't this supposed to be about selling jeans and stuff?

not sure if i want jeans after watching this, i kinda just wanna have sex in a bathtub.

just saying

XX BYRON

Pardon me miss, i dont mean to be rude...but do ya suck balls?

OMG Those Balls Are As Smooth As Eggs

YES....

i will suck those balls!!

if only it were this easy to get a girl to suck your balls ,eh fellas?

XX BYRON

Obese Chronicles part 1:Dude where's my Genitalia?

As harsh as this may seem, it has come to my attention that many of our morbidly obese erm..."buddy's" have magical genitalia ,as in they do a disappearing act every bloody time they sit down or want to do a number 22. Then a question came to mind how do they cope with this never ending anatomical magic trick that God or Ronald MacDonald cursed them with...and it came to as awkwardly as when you have "the talk" with your parents.welcome to the wonderful world of .....

ADULT nappies.

No longer the secret shame of elderly-folk-dumped-in-a-less-that-average-nursing-home-trying-to-recall-their-lost-youth-with-a-cranky-carer-named-ruby or some other dreadful name. OH NO! my fellow Spartans, nor is it the luxury of old business men trying-to-rein-act-their-lost-years-with-a *coughs*" wet nurse (no pun intended) named Lady luccy with two "Cs" to make it look like lucky spelt wrong.

googled it as you do and found out that they have them in many sizes, some even up to XXXXXL, which is like saying.. "hey fatty boom boom, its OK that your SOO obese that small children mistake you for a bouncy castle in the summer and a whale in winter, cos we SOO care about FATTY that we made you an ADULT SIZED NAPPY ,so you and all your fat little friends (by that I a mean variety of processed food logos)can eat the shit at McDonald's whilst doing one,*barf* p.s buy the SHIT WE SELL YOU"