They tell me I can do it just do it clean, but I'm from the dirty south I don't know what that means?

As I said before, I hate wearing clothes. Kind of ironic that I wanna work in fashion ha.
Another irony: Sam, the kunt behind the camera, wants to be a fashion photographer, yet in his whole body of work he has like....2 pictures with clothes in, the rest are nude and rude.

I think I'd quite like to be a pornographer. I'm adding it to my list. My list is a very long list of ambitions, but TBH that's a whole other post. I'm not quite sure what my intentions were with this post TBH i just like my blue wig.

I'm getting my septum pierced tomorrow and I am BRICKING IT. I want my nipple pierced I think. That would give me ammunition to be nuder and ruder.

Are you nude and rude?
xoxo

Wifey/Hubby season

Now that summer's well and truely over we've reached wifey/hubby season. You spend summer linking/chirpsing whoever you like then winter rolls around and you know those day trips to Brighton and wasting days in Hyde Park are replaced with going to cinema or mooching in their duvet and jamming at their yard all day.

Mistake often made at hubby/wifey season
-Settling for the first wasteman that chirpes, just because of the alarming rate of the sun going down earlier and earlier everyday.
-W.A.NG. girls do not settle for these men! (or ladiez if you swing that way) Wifey/Hubby season lasts through Christmas, New Years, Valentine's day (and your birthday if you're a winter baby) so pick carefully, or if boyfriend/girlfriend's the last thing you want its time to start airing anyone trynna link you!

Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery

When it comes to bad plastic surgery, Jocelyn Wildenstein is a worst case scenario and then some. There is no telling how many different operations she has had over the years, but if i were to guess which procedures she has underwent, i would say certainly cheek and chin implants and an eye lift to go along with a very tight face lift.

And i guess it goes without saying, but those lips aren't real either.

My new Bike Crush.

PEOPLE!!!.Can i just state this bike is beautiful.i think i love it more than plantain..and i love plantain.hmmmmmmmmmmm
if you could have sex with this bike i would..
actually a guy had sex with his car but as i was saying the colours are just orgasmic.
frick!!
if you find me a guy like that..ill tap him.
when i say a guy like that..i mean an optimist peng guy..please dont find me a clown or hulaloopa.

Cocksuckfistfuckwhatsthediff?

Shit mayyyn.
Just had an epiphany, a revelation.
I think I might be a slut.
Ok, well I dont think I'm a slut, but I think guys do...Nicht gut? I don't like sleep around but everything I get myself into seems to get to the 'blablabla no strings ' conversation, sometimes tactfully paraphrased, sometimes blunt. I could see this one of two ways: The positive 'people like to have fun with me way', you see usually I'm all for the un-strung fun, it's right up my alley (no pun intended), which, to be fair is a sluttish outlook. The second way is the negative, it's the : Oh shit I'm..THAT girl :. INFACT even my MOTHER insinuated I was a slut the other day, NOW I SWEARRR she knows nothing of my sexual escapades so TO BE FAIR her opinion should be VOID. But still, I think I have that vibe.

On hindsight, it may have something to do with my pioneering of the Hooker Chic style, my semi-pornographic contributions to my photography class and my outlandishly open banter on my love for a man who will suck my ta-ta's and pull my hurr...BUT this is meerly an openly aggressive sexuality of a scorpio as opposed to a standard slut.
Oh the dilemma.

Oh who am I kidding, I don't want to settle down, I want to get off my titties wear PVC and do nude photoshoots.
I may have just been listening to too much Peaches.
CIAO BITCHEZZZ. .

Chani Ra
xoxo

Meet my duchebag Mate.

Hey im Amie sia Byron Wolfe and of recent I have had to separate myself from my duchebag mates,its just not cool you know?

OK so every group of friends has one, and if you don't know who it is then.. IT IS YOU>>we put up with you because we are your MATES so why are you always......
+e.g having non -attending tendencies to things..... like all the parties your invited to but complaining when we stop inviting you to shit
+not being able to speak to people out of your comfort zones (you suck because everyone else does it for you)
+being violent to us when to are intoxicated by the numerous drugs that you are addicted to (nobody's life is entirely drug free but everyone needs limits).
+always complaining when things don't go your way
+you are not Derren brown so stop trying to MIND FUCK YOUR OWN MATES, this includes manipulating every situation ,just to get your own way ...it is wrong and you shouldn't do this....if a friend to YOU is someone that does whatever the fuck you want then we want no part in your mind fuckery.
is there an emotional nerve that was cut out your head at birth?
even with all your social flaws we are still friends and yet you think that I am the one being flaky with you?
me thinks that you erm.... BULLSHIT MUCH? how is it, that when I go halves with you on food , I get £0 change back? not to mention the time you slept with someone knowing full well that we liked each other. Is it so impossible for you to comprehend for even a split second that the axis the earth spins around isn't your hairy fat arse? No don't make that im-so-confused-as-to-why-you-guys-are-being-soo-mean-to-me? face that you always make when people are trying to give you some advice ,just SUCK IT UP and get over YOU,we all know that even you are not that naive and retarded.....just a DICK-HEAD really>seriously your a good friend but you know that there's more inside and that you have a lot to give so stop douching on us all and we wont remind you of all the times that the prick in you raised its ugly head


and how you would sell the souls and kidneys of YOUR FRIENDS for another bottle of bear and half a gram of cocaine ,then-we-can-stop-having-this-conversation-deal?

I'll take you ON, I'll take YOU on.

(Picture Credit: Sam Hiscox)

ALRIGHT SLUTJAWS?
I'm Chani Ra Layzell. I don't like wearing clothes but I do cos society makes me, If I could go to a party anywhere it would be in Andy Warhol's factory back in the 60's. That's all you need to know.
Okaaaayyyy...
So Funmi was all like 'Chani do some writing for W.A.N.G regularly yeahhh?'
After much deliberating we decided I could be in charge of a few things, the main focus being informing all of you lovelies how hot Sean Risely is.
So this is what I am going to do.
EXHIBIT A:
Oh wow look at his ink.
That alone makes my pantiess go ping.
Even with a hidden face you just KNOW you would definitley bang him.
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, he is a male model. Seen most recently (again with his face covered), on an Alexander McQueen ad. But that;s irrelevant, all you really need to do is love him and accept that he is mine.

Chani Ra
xoxo

WASHIRIKI WA MISS TANZANIA 2009 KAMBINI KWAO

Le lace & cigarro

At the headquarters of w.a.n.g headquarters meaning our rooms.We've all found that will all have a mutual love for lace(even the guys).in chani's case ..LACE JUMPSUIT.
originally in the victorian times ; lace was shown to be a sign of wealth, elegance now in some cases has connotations of prostitution,ludeness,etc ..all link back to mary magdalene.thats the hooker lady from the bible.
(silent bars)
Now i cant remeber what this post was intended for. ermmm

Girls!! Dont smoke. eventually youre teeth will get fucked and ure breath will sink when you finally get that smooch from the hot guy and he'll never kiss you again and you be sad and it'll put you off relationships and possibly marriage and you'll just end up an old middle aged wrinkly woman with cats.You'll be called the cat lady.Do you want that? huh?? all because you wanted that little zoot

...... WELL I DO

SMOKE YOU LIFE AWAY and when youre a cat lady.invite me over to youre house
xx

Hello

I'm Kirsty

I'll be posting photos I take such as


and amusing stuff I come across like my friend Shawn's project

Josh you've gotta accept my love for milk.

There is it ..the very first official post and it abouts milk
ive just realises how amaizing it is and the memories that are flowing back..when i say memories..i dont mean me sucking from my mums when i was baby..Im talking about the time when i was 7 & i was late for school because i was still drinking my milk (& eating my biscuits) but i didnt wanna waste it. those milk i speak about was actually good considering i have amazing teeth but yehh what i talking about..im rambling....thats it..
But now im all grown up ive moved from my little childish addiction to eating & talking about this beauty called Plantain...Lush stuff
Speaking of lush stuff.....Dang!!!



SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO THE MODELS 1 HEADQUARTERS

Soo You wanna tell me josh beech isnt lush?? huhuh? i thought soOO

hope u still love me....but
I reckon his rather fit but Heyy u might differ
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Mickey Rourke Facelift

Recently there have been several rumors swirling around concerning Mickey Rourke and his face, people have said he opted for plastic surgery and judging from the looks of these before and after pictures i would have to agree with them.


Looks as if Mickey Rourke had a rather extensive facelift and maybe even an upper eyelid lift (blepharoplasty) to go along with it.

Well whatever he did, this is certainly a step in the wrong direction, in fact this is perhaps the worst botched plastic surgery case we've covered on this site, so far.

LOVEY DOVEY

Amber Rose and Kanye were spotted outside of Capitol City Sports Bar in West Hollywood last night waiting for valet to pull up their ride. I’m not an expert on body language or anything but either Kanye is a bad kisser or he’s just not in to PDA. I wonder if Amber has to force it down his throat each time.

About us.

We are not gully ..seriously
We dont try to be gully and we kinda talk about random shit that you'll eventually love
We wanna be friend you know....not your "friend buddy" tho cuz we all know we're that'll end up
no?? yes??
i figured...

Meg Ryan Lip Implants

Thin lips is perhaps on of the biggest insecurities among famous celebrity women, and that is what caught Meg Ryan's attention a few years back.

After years of getting what appeared to be collagen lip injections, it looks like she went the extra mile and opted for the full blow trout pout lip implants.

D WOODS .................................................

D Woods (formerly of Danity Kane) recently signed with Cheyenne Martin Management and has secured a role in a new movie titled “We Are Family”. The movie, which also features Frenchie Davis (American Idol), Omarosa (The Apprentice) and model/actor Christian Keyes is currently in production in Malibu. The plot: Six strangers are invited to a home under false pretense and eventually find out they are all brothers and sisters.

WASHIRIKI WA KANDA YA ZIWA MISS TZ 2009

Sly Stallone Brow Botox

Sly Stallone is always full of surprises when it comes to his appearance, and this time we spotted him with what appears to be an excess amount of botox injected into his brow.

RIHANNA HAS A RING ON HER NIPPLE

A fabulous Rihanna was spotted out in New york City on Wednesday afternoon (September 16).
The ever-stylish babe strutted her stuff as she headed to grab a bite to eat at Da Silvano, clad in a sexy black sheer see-through top revealing her nipple rings.

MSHIRIKI WA TANZANIA BIG BROTHER AFRICA 4

ELIZABETH

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