Pardon me miss, i dont mean to be rude...but do ya suck balls?

OMG Those Balls Are As Smooth As Eggs

YES....

i will suck those balls!!

if only it were this easy to get a girl to suck your balls ,eh fellas?

XX BYRON

Obese Chronicles part 1:Dude where's my Genitalia?

As harsh as this may seem, it has come to my attention that many of our morbidly obese erm..."buddy's" have magical genitalia ,as in they do a disappearing act every bloody time they sit down or want to do a number 22. Then a question came to mind how do they cope with this never ending anatomical magic trick that God or Ronald MacDonald cursed them with...and it came to as awkwardly as when you have "the talk" with your parents.welcome to the wonderful world of .....

ADULT nappies.

No longer the secret shame of elderly-folk-dumped-in-a-less-that-average-nursing-home-trying-to-recall-their-lost-youth-with-a-cranky-carer-named-ruby or some other dreadful name. OH NO! my fellow Spartans, nor is it the luxury of old business men trying-to-rein-act-their-lost-years-with-a *coughs*" wet nurse (no pun intended) named Lady luccy with two "Cs" to make it look like lucky spelt wrong.

googled it as you do and found out that they have them in many sizes, some even up to XXXXXL, which is like saying.. "hey fatty boom boom, its OK that your SOO obese that small children mistake you for a bouncy castle in the summer and a whale in winter, cos we SOO care about FATTY that we made you an ADULT SIZED NAPPY ,so you and all your fat little friends (by that I a mean variety of processed food logos)can eat the shit at McDonald's whilst doing one,*barf* p.s buy the SHIT WE SELL YOU"

PM dawn

Madonna Breast Implants?

Madonna breast implants?

Seriously, did Madonna "material girl" Ciccone actually get breast implants at this stage in her life?

Madonna always had a very nice full B cup, but nowadays it looks like shes pushing a C cup, easy!

At some point you have to become content with yourself or else you'll end up looking like cat lady (Jocelyn Wildenstein), and we all know that's not an admirable appearance.

Madonna before and after breast implants?

Megan Fox Breast Implants

Megan Fox before and after plastic surgery breast implants?

The verdict is out and it seems like everyone has an opinion about Megan Fox's breast implants or lack thereof.

For starters, there is not doubt that the size of Megan Fox's breasts have increased since her rise to fame, however it seems like her body weight tends to fluctuate quite often, which could lead to increased and decreased breast size.

Weight loss and gain is my stance on the breast implants theory, however i will admit that in some photos it does appear that Megan Fox has breast implants...

Its still quite the mystery and i don't expect any confirmation from Megan Fox anytime soon.

On the hand, Megan Fox has undoubtedly had some plastic surgery procedures done to her face, which we'll cover in the near future. Checkout Megan Fox's alters lips to tide you over.

Megan Fox before and after photo of breast implants?

REDDS MISS KINONDONI KIBOKO YAO

Hii ndiyo tano bora ya shindano la kipaji la Redds Miss Kinondoni lililofanyika usiku wa kuamkia leo kwenye Hoteli ya Giraffe Ocean View iliyoko Mbezi jijini Dar es salaam warembo wakiwa katika picha ya pamoja mara baada ya jaji mkuu Gerald Hando kutangaza matokeo, kutoka kulia ni Irene Hezron, Salma Ally, Alice Lushiku, Caroline Mbembo na Tamara Ally.

Hapa majaji wakiwa makini ili kuhakikisha kazi yao inakwenda vizuri katika shindano hilo.

Huyu yeye alichora bango lenye ujumbe wa kupambana na ugonjwa wa ukimwi kama bango lake linavysomeka.

Huyu alitangaza lakini anelekea yuko sawasawa na kama kuna redio inahitaji mtangazaji hebu jaribuni kuongea na huyu anaweza kuwafaa.

Huyu akalimwaga sebene la kukata na shoka.

Huyu naye akacheza nyimbo ya Kiarabu.

Shindano la kipaji lilianza kwa mrembo huyu kucheza.

'Alabama Arkansas I do Love my Ma and Pa'

Michaela Romanini Plastic Surgery

Michaela Romanini scary plastic surgery.

You're probably asking yourself "who is this plastic surgery disaster", right?

Meet Michaela Romanini, she is a well known Italian socialite with some of the most over injected lips known to mankind.

After seeing this plastic surgery ridden Italian socialite, it makes me appreciate our American socialites just a little bit more... Yeah right!

RIHANNA'S NEW BOO

Fergie Breast Implants

Fergie before and after breast implants.

We've already highlighted the presumed nose job of the black eyed peas singer, Fergie, and now we take a look at her possible breast implants surgery.

There have been an awful lot of rumors swirling about Fergie's noticeable upgrade, and i think its all but certain that she did in fact get breast implants...

Unless this is simply delayed puberty? However something tells me that plastic surgery is in the cards for Fergie.

You don't have to be a Slut

Looks like Africa finally has new shining star. Her name is Airis and she is Nigerian. WOOOOOOOOOAH! she so hot man. but what's even better is that throughout the entire video she is covered up. yes i will give a a second to read that again........

Nothing more than her arms are out,and knees only when she is in a kaftan does she look remotely 'slutsy'. This woman has class and beauty and a voice that makes the two exiled angels from dogma weep.

she sings in Yoruba and English....which means she has just the right mix of African to really make it in the rest of the world. so Come ON GUYS .....BUY ALL OF HER MERCHANDISE AND TING.

Remember her name is Airis << click to find out more

XX BYRON

Lil Kim Nose Job

Lil Kim before and after plastic surgery nose job.

We've covered the transformation of Lil Kim very closely during her plastic surgery obsession years, first we featured her giant breast implants and then onto her over sized lip injections, and last but certainly not least... Her numerous nose jobs.

Over the span of only a few years, Lil Kim's nose began to shrink smaller and smaller and now it nothing more than a little button of a nose with a bridge in complete shambles.

However more recently it appears she has made efforts to reconstruct her botched nose jobs with further operations.

Lil Kim tiny nose job plastic surgery.

oh jack steadman.

KATUNI YA LEO

REDDS MISS ILALA 2010

Mrembo huyu wa Redds Miss Ilala alitia fora kwa kuimba wakati wa onesho la vipaji lililofanyika kwenye Hoteli ya Lamada usiku wa kuamkia leo jijini Dar es salaam shindano la Miss Ilala linatarajiwa kufanyika jumamosi hii kwenye ukumbi wa Ubungo Plaza jijini Dar es salaam ambapo burudani itatolewa na bendi maarufu ya jijini FM Academia.
Warembo wa Miss Temeke pia walikuwepo katika onesho hilo la vipaji.

Na huyu akacheza pia

Huyu aliigiza kucheza

Huyu aliigiza mjamzito

Vans S/S 2010

i have to say ,the art these babies does remind me of charlie and lola (cartoon) and

seeing as i use to write on my white vans anyway, this collection is look pretty good to me. The red ones are the best i think, simple and easy , yet refreshing due to the crayon effect.

let us know what you think

XX BYRON

round and rround ans clown and bound

XX BYRON

keep up, dont stop till you get enough ohhhh!

you have to admit, my man had some serious garments. nothing and nobody comes close

and now for my favourite song, from my favourite man.

it's advised to DO ME to this song, safe innit.

Loni Anderson Before And After Plastic Surgery

Loni Anderson before and after plastic surgery.

Here we have a little blast from the past with the aging former Hollywood babe, Loni Anderson, looking kinda tight in the facial region while cracking a big smile.

Loni Anderson looks to have went a little overboard with the botox injections, however the real mystery is... Are those lips all natural?

Drink from this Hairy Cup

I REALLY want one *coughs at entire WANG crew* i mean the nostalgic value alone is worth a buy, think of how this will dissolves argument >>> points to cup

if you want to be my friend or lover or borrow my fierce clobber, then don't get a Rubber get me a Tache cup

pweeeeez

if you look into these eyes and say no to me, then you're a Paedophile

XX BYRON

The Story Of Our Lives

Moment of honesty
Someones gotta take the lead tonight
Whose it gonna be?
I'm gonna sit right here
And tell u all that comes to me
If u have something to say
You should say right now
(You should say it right now)
(You ready?)

You give me a feeling that I never felt before
And I deserve it, I think I deserve it
It's becoming something that's impossible to ignore
And I can't take it
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

I know you said to me
This is exactly how it should be when its meant to be
Time is only wasting so why wait for eventually
If we gonna do something about it
We should do right now

You give me a feeling that I never felt before
And I deserve it, I know I deserve it
It's becoming something that's impossible to ignore
It's what we make it
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
Or would it be so beautiful either way I'm sayin
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

Why give up before we try
Feel the lows before the highs
Clip our wings before we fly away
I can't say I came prepared
I'm suspended in the air
Won't you come be in the sky with me
I was wondering maybe
Could I make you my baby
If we do the unthinkable would it make us look crazy
Or would it be so beautiful either way I'm sayin
If you ask me I'm ready
If you ask me I'm ready

XX BYRON

she is just soo Amazing, i love Miss Keys,

this song just touches the dark relms of my soul and lights them up

:)

Please Just Buy yourself A Lace front (weave)

This man's hair line is Appalling, and he even has the cheek to braid (whatever is left on his head) with hair extensions . Just because you are a footballer doesn't mean that ,people will let shit like this Slide , i for one will not deal with your Rick James Styled Hair bouncing on top off your head like a virgin horse rider. You play for Corte de voir.Do you realise that You play on the same team as Didier Drogba for fucks sake, at least HE COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH A BARBER.

every time i see the hair on his head ,tears just want to fall from my eyes. If you don't want to step on the pitch looking like a 'soul glow' reject, then please just shave that shit off the top of your head. JHEEZZZ, that or get a tupe. because......

You are fooling NO-ONE!!!

YOU SIR ARE AN EPIC FAIL!

im Rick James Bitch!

XX BYRON

Oi Lakshmi ,Give me Back My Bling !

As seeing an Asian(south Asian) model on the cover of ANYTHING that is purchased in the west (Bollywood Aside im not talking about Ashwari) Is more Rare than seeing Rachel Zoe eating an Adult portion meal. I relish in the fact that Bangalore born Lakshmi Menon, thats such an amazing name (imagine he signature). Menon Also has A FANTASTIC FACE. i saw her on the cover of Dazed (sorry guys this is an old issue 2009) and i thought WOW

P.S i wanterverythingsheiswearing The Styling is PHENOMENAL

WELL DONE DAZED<<<

XX BYRON

Kimberly Stewart Breast Implants

Kimberly Stewart before and after breast implants.

Kimberly Stewart is yet another one of those wild and crazy Hollywood rich girls who seem to go head over heels for plastic surgery.

Kimberly Stewart went from an A breast cup size to what appears to be a C cup size after her breast implants, which is probably why they look so incredibly fake.

Yet another victim of going too big...

Stop Starring at my Kitty Kat.....

MEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWW!

XX BYRON

Oh Honey Bee...Never leave me *catches Beyonce and keeps her in a Serbian Fortress

OMG , She is Actually Amazing, Gaga can't even make her Blush.

i'm openly admitting to my secret shame (for the past seven years i have had an obsession with Beyonce, yes i am a chav and Wot!)

Also im loving the fact that her look is soo betty Page : my all time favourite pin up, (she was the first to ever do a live nude show, when social etiquette for women was to be dressed like a nun) i've been wanting to do this Pin -Up look for a while now *two years* and this has given me that extra push sooooo....... i think i will just do it,

XX BYRON

p.s the song is so relevant to everything in life right now :(

i like the camera meyn.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?? AMINNNN

..in my opinion are sooo weird... like fuckkkk. yes. im a christian and stuff..even though i dont preach in ya'll faces and i do have a fair bit to drink butSOMEBODY HELP ME...im going to be in texas till august..and TILL AUGUST.

Every SINGLE sunday.. i have to go with my super dupey religious aunt and her family to this stereotypical black church. which askes me if im a born again christian..and if im not?? then all is doomed for me...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? really *faints immediately* but seriously these churches are surreal..even the kids around my age are just COOOOKYYYYY CRAZYYYYYY *PAUSE* anyhooo..somebody give me strength.. i only have a few 8 weeks to go before i get back to the peripherals of my beautiful london.

Anal Anyone?

My friend wrote this on her flatmates Door, cos she's such a Kneeler

That Said

I can show you a good time

But i gotta finish my marketing degree first so Hold the cheese.

XX BYRON

I just wanna have a Spliff Daddy!

NOTE: please pronounce the following in a toddler voice

"i can make a bong from my milk bottle"

"I only smoke Blue Berry yum yums,and when I inhale i spins around like this"

"OI Longstocking, PUFF.PUFF.PASS. BITCH"

Only Joking I'm just a baby, i get high from breast milk

:)

XX BYRON

PARTYYY IN MY TUMMIE!

Stephanie Pratt Before And After Nose Job

Stephanie Pratt before and after nose job plastic surgery?

You might know Stephanie Pratt as the sister-in-law of plastic surgery victim and star of the television series The Hills, Heidi Montag, and now it seems as if Stephanie Pratt has followed in the foot steps of her close friend, right down the alleyway of plastic surgery procedures.

There have been a lot of rumors about a nose job, and with these before and after pictures there is really no doubt that Stephanie Pratt had a nose job, or perhaps something else happened to her nose?

You be the judge!

Sheath Thy dagger

Dear Beautiful Man,

see baby all those flute lessons taught me how to blow, betchya i can play 'Fur elise' on your twizzle ? Bible camp taught me soo much, especially father Ronson. He said "now ,now byron, god doesn't like things sloppy so blow constructively and swallow"

So we can do it at my house butt naked,you can mount me whilst we watch 'Maury' on living plus. Be sure to last the hour otherwise it will be embarrassing for both of us and i wont fake a sex face just to massage your Ego .

So 10 am right ? in Peckham and remember butt naked, shoes no socks. OK? Now that your'e done molesting me. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I am sure we can cum to some agreement?

xx Byron