

its  the day  i came out mama's china doll,
but i feel older  that Michael Douglas  at a skins  party. i feel  slightly  low  because  i realise than sooner or later, im going to have to start  chipping years  of  my age and  pretending  im 5  to anyone that asks to shag me.either  that or having the awkward moment  of explaining  why im-seemingly-immature-for-someone-that-is-double-digits.
however  big  surprise is that i got  more  money than  i can shake without  getting  a  minor case of Sank arm. this  year will be a good year , but  i dont  know what age is it  OK for your relatives to stop giving a shit that you exist and just  totally not get you anything, even the stingy  uncle something that  only  gives you £20 and expects you to act like you've won the lottery or got  boned  Megan Fox.

just  a thought
xx Byron
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