FML

'Im a big hip hop fan, you know'

'Oh wow, do you like a tribe..?

'a tribe?'

'i meant....a tribe called quest'

'urrrm im sorry, im not following, who?'

THIS BRUHH IS JUST EMBARRASSING!

SOO I JUST SAW JASON DERULO'S NEW VIDEO AND I WAS LIKE 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK?'

NOOOOO FUCKING WAYYYSSSS!!!

DID HE JUST SAMPLE A FORMER AMAZING SONG?

DID JASON DERULO DO THE VOGUE DANCE AT 1.98 TO 2.01?

WHY??

WHO DIRECTED THIS?

WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE A GIRLY PANTS?

WHY?

WHO DIRECTED THIS?

I ..DONT....UNDERSTAND.

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SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF THIS FASCADE TO ME.

WTF? WTF?

10 REASONS WHY JODIE MARSH IS A G

1. She has a lovely nose

2.Great silicons.

3.I just watched her on come dine with me. SHE CAN COOK!

4.Her hair is ever changing(great weave)

5.She has great vocabulary.

6. She was my ultimate big brother housemate......

7. She IS a vegetarian! vegetarians are nice.

8. Inspirational

9. She's kinda funny

10. and in general. i just liked her, you know..i just like her.

#LOLjk

this is reason 252 why i dont watch news.