Saturday, October 31, 2009

Living Proof VS Work it VS WTF?





i have a feeling that i am not alone in the thought that the "pre-Halloween party"(30th of October) held by the Living Proof/Work it crew ..was...erm...shall we say INADEQUATE at the least and a fucking FLOP just so you know how serious of a matter this is , our old -out- of- touch- friends the metropolitan police decided to take a visit down the the warehouse on curtain road .

Firstly speaking to queue members who where there from 9 pm (as stated on the "invite") who were then told that it wouldn't start until 10pm maybe 11pm if we feel like it, then later when they returned at 10:30pm there a queue the size that can only be compared to people in war torn countries waiting for food aid (messy). I am sure that the event holders were unaware of how their door staff were quite RUDE *seriously , people in a queue are your customers ,and if you want them to shake their ass at YOUR event you had better get a book on manners*

Then of course was the sound system inside, CRAP (to be fair this probably wasn't the organisers fault either) however TURNING UP THE SOUND is the job of the DJ and that didn't happen until the last hour and a half of the "rave". The only reason that made me thing "actually this is shit and i could just buy drinks and play my sound system(which has the best speakers possibly known to man) and have a better rave at home" is solely because like 50% of the people there i actually go to Living proof and its fucking fantastic , Work it is also good , so why the fuckety fuck is a collaboration between these TITANS of A-MAZING old school nights out so SUCKY..how is that even possible? maybe this was just a mathematical anomaly? who knows .. maybe the ghost a Mexican drug cartel decided to get his revenge on that night?
THEY SHUT THE RAVE DOWN before it could even get so good it would "make you wanna slap yo mama"
Or maybe this is another reason why police should get a life and stop raiding warehouse raves/all raves as a matter of fact. i mean really now look at the people in the queue for such events, who would bring a shank to living roof or a gun to work it ? the only things that would be on their minds are if some one stole their 6th gear bike , vomited on their baseball jacket or stepped on their fresh-from-the-box-Nike SBs.

That aside for the whole 2hours of the shindig ,it was actually pretty good and worth the mere £3 (with a costume) £5 (being a bore and wearing your own garments even thou its Halloween).
Although the crowd outside were *coughs* just the five people nearest to the door where being so cheap and asking for their back ,come on people £3 is a meal at KFC and £5 is a kebab home, I'm sure your purse didn't miss those coins now or are they cheap to and stole my mates fucking right foot trainer?

MADONNA A GODDESS IN MALAWI


Madonna may be Hollywood royalty there in the states, but in Malawi she’s considered a God.
Madonna took time out of her busy schedule to visit Malawi and the orphanage she adopted her son David Banda from this week and the kids couldn’t help but praise Madonna calling her their “God.”
One child said to her: “You are our God. Where could we have been without you?”
The centre’s director, Lucy Chipeta, added: “David is too young to understand… but for us who remember the sickly tiny little baby of 2006, it was hard to hold back tears, including Madonna.”
Orphanage founder Thomson Chipeta added to Us Weekly magazine: “He is so boisterous! I can’t believe he is the same chap of 2006.” Madonna – who also adopted four-year-old daughter Mercy from the country earlier this year – recently admitted she has been “taught a lot” by Malawi.
During her visit Madonna said: “People always ask me, ‘Why did you choose Malawi?’ But I have always said, ‘Malawi chose me.’ Growing up in a privileged life, I took education for granted. Coming to Malawi has taught me a lot.”
Madonna really has done a lot for the country. She’s currently in the poverty stricken country with her children to help open an all girl’s school. What an inspiration
she is.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Leslie Ash Lip Implants

Leslie Ash before and after lip implants plastic surgery?

Leslie Ash
was a huge television star in the UK from the late 1980's to the mid 1990's, but it would be hard to pick her out of a photo lineup after her bad plastic surgery operations.


In 2002 Leslie Ash decided to get lip implants and she has never looked the same since, it seems as if she is permanently stricken with the dreaded trout pout result of a lip job gone wrong.

Checkout her before and after photos above.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Nicki Minaj x ITTY BITTY PIGGY


Nicki Minaj is the self proclaimed black haraluku-sumfin barbie.she's practically like girl version of lilwayne but obviously with massive ORANGES and loads of junk in that trunk.She's actually writes all her stuff but its mainly like dumb things like.. "u were in new york and fucking that yankee" "i get more head than that fake gyal"
"im the only thing hopping like a kangeroo" "the bitches can find they're men cuz im ridin em"
She's soo annoying i actually find her jokes and pretty amazing for being openly annoying and FINEEEEEE!!!!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

TEDDY KAEGELE WITH FRIENDS AT A WHITE PARTY AFFAIR
















Ohh! Smut me good.



Probably the most "sexually charged" clothing line to come out of uk since elton john..mmm but yehh they have provocative signs tees and rather fit models including the rather lovely alex aka sim-wise (girl in the 2nd picture).Oh yehh they throw rather cool parties that even ure nan wouldnt mind going ..You know a chance to get daggered a bit..Ok? i dont know how thats related but ima shullup!! Feel free to cum..
http://www.mysmut.eu.com/

Monday, October 26, 2009

Courtney Love Collagen Lips

Courtney Love before and after plastic surgery, lip augmentation.

Courtney Love
has certainly had her fair share of plastic surgery over the years, in fact last time we mentioned her name was in regards to her nose job.

This time we'll feature her new plastic surgery habit, collagen lip injections.


I was surprised when i first heard about her getting lip injections, because she already had rather full lips to begin with, but clearly she felt bigger was better in the situation.

What do you think? Does Courtney Love look better, before or after?

Money can't buy my love


Total BS.
'love forever, love is free.'

(PC: leloveimage.blogspot.com)

Patricia Schmid *gasps*


Dont get too wet by the way..its only pictures..haha
xxx

F.U.C.K.A.B.L.E CHANCES.

What happen to the good ol days wen you just fuck someone for the sake- of -fucking.Now you have to go thru a whole know procedure Buy em a Drink/Take em for tea or... actually like em.I know they're people out there who are brave enough to get a random fittie give a blow job or finger blast em..but thats not me..Frick.If only.There's been times were ive had to chance for a quick bang bang(with rather peng guys) but im a hopeless romantic..i actually wanna like the person not love but atleast i would like to feel the care felt sumfin for me..(like mmmm babe ure the world..mmm i love u soo much) speaking of love...I've actually avoided saying that word in a relationship...mmm.The thing is im actually afraid of commitment.like i have the fear of being with someone for like years and eventually getting bored but tend i get stuck in the relationship or now marriage bcuz we have five fat children.Ok??Maybe im getting abit carried away.But thinking back i never take chances...they're been a guy currently in my life n they almost of fuckable-even-making-out-chances ive blowed with him is pretty amazing..im actually surprised he still likes me.In case ure like "wtf is she going about? " this was a guy ive like pretty much fancied since the day i meet him but he had a girlfriend and then he broke up with his girlfriend then it came out he likedme on(phone) but everytime we meet we pretend like that conversation never happen..kj//qwe*vga 52.I should stop rambling cuz i need to eat..mmm .toast and butter?? I would actually prefer to have some peanut butter but its finished.FUCK.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Wang x Upper Playground..well kinda

I caught up from Amar from Upper playground to discuss creative talent,come dine with me and something about food poisoning??? Enjoy.
photos by matthew fargraphy


Funmi/wang:Bruv,How's it going?
Amar:All good here. Watching Deal or No Deal.
Funmi/wang:Hows ure culinary skills...in other words..Can you cook?
Amar:Not really. M&S is my saviour.
Funmi/wang:Who would be your ideal "come dine with me" contestants?
Amar:People I dislike as I would probably give them food poisoning ;o).
Funmi/wang:Oh yehh,, soo tell me about upper playground?
Amar:We are a contemporary art inspired clothing/gallery company. We work with hundreds of international artists and have brought out some of the most creative designs over the past 10 years.

Funmi/wang:Rumour that you guys just bribe people with free drinks and love???
Amar:Oh it's like that? We do give a lot of love, just happens to be a few cases of beer kicking around. We like to share.
Funmi/wang:I just saw ure business card just now and ure managing director.ehhh is that you...whats does that mean?
Amar:My role is to develop the brand within the U.K. We are the only Upper Playground store covering Europe. It's not only the day to day running of the business but also to implement plan's for the future. More stores, curate more shows, seek out new artists......
Funmi/wang:Does this role come with any perks?
Amar: get to meet and work with some very talented artists!
Funmi/wang:e.g Free russian prostitutes?
Amar:You guy's ask very unusual questions.
Funmi/wang:Speaking of prostitutes; Jodie Marsh or Paris Hilton?
Amar:The one with the nose. Have to put a bag over her head though.
Funmi/wang:Do you like small or big boobs?
Amar: More of a bum man..... No homo.
Funmi/wang:I noticed you had rather peng trainers...whats the deal..got any hook-ups?
Amar:Who doesn't like trainers. Although nothing has caught my eye recently. No hook ups im afraid.
Funmi/wang:future plans for upper playground?
Amar: Widen peoples knowledge of Walrus culture!
Check out amar and the rest of the crew @ upper playground(& obviously buy some stuff too aswell)

31 Kingly Street
London W1B 5BQ, U.K

Friday, October 23, 2009

Jessica Biel Lip Injections

Even the most beautiful women in Hollywood feel the pressure of perfection and the all seeing eye of the camera which never blinks.


And that includes sexy celebrity actress Jessica Biel, who has been rumored to have made multiple visits to her local plastic surgeon for some extra lip cushion, in the manner of lip injections.
Checkout the before and after photo and judge for yourself.

Doll face??


"A machine with a doll face mimics images
on television screen in search of a satisfactory
visage. Doll Face presents a visual account
of desires misplaced and identities
fractured by our technological extension
into the future
".

It gets so lost in trying to improve itself,
that it just wants more,ultimately destroying itself.

cut me, sew me, break my nose!


'Uglyness is a virtue, beauty is slavery'
xo

SPOTTED ............................................

Miss Teairra Mari was spotted hugged up on Bow Wow on the set of their new movie “Lottery Ticket” recently.
Fideline Iranga with a friend recentlty

Amber Rose was spotted at Elle Magazine’s 16 Annual Women In Hollywood Event earlier this week wearing a strapless cocktail dress and nude shoes


ALICIA KEYS LOVES HER BOOTS




THE GORGEOUS MAKOSI


Thursday, October 22, 2009

I'll make the Gyaldem sing for me


I love Ghetts??? or ghetto..well whatever his name.
Dont you just love the fact that everyone -is -jumping- on -the -funky -house -bandwagon.i aint complaining but its just become slightly cliche thats all.
Apart from him slightly moving away from his usual bait grime self. Incase you hadnt notice in his chipmunk-ey voice,he pretty jokes and has the lyrical ability to maintain and cope with the "ooooooooo...ohhh yehhh" girl singing in the song.
"Singgg badadadaddaa"
"ill make the gyaldem sing for me"
"its in my swagger; ask chanel..its all about my dagger"

Diskostick

Welcome to brighton






This is Elliot. He’s trying his hardest here to grate some nutmeg so he can have a vomit inducing trip for the next few hours. He gave up and ended up drinking some ayuasca instead.








Lowell is one of my favourite people ever and yes his name really is Lowell. This is after a night at volks he decided hugging a litre of vodka was better than trying to sober up.








The famous pavilion gardens (pavvy g) used by all teenagers and tramps as a place to get pissed, do k and listen to dubstep on their phones.








Brighton seems to have begun developing a gang culture (a really shit one). The majority of these lads are actually middle class private school kids who listen to grime and their main dream in life is to live in Brixton.



WELCOME TO BRIGHTON.



AA * Space allusions





Ohh yehh thats April Alexander by the way and something tells me you will be hearing that name ..alot.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

in·ad·e·quate



in·ad·e·quate: Not adequate to fulfill a need or meet a requirement; insufficient.


Total definition of how I feel.  Im missing something guys!



Yea, like im too short to get a ballon in the celing so I can frivolously play with my cousins at a unknown reletives 50th birthday bash!...Sorry my mind ran abit!


Anyways...Just incase you're not aware...


If you havent got yours yet...Sort it out mate!  You need some kind of cross collection on your neck for the season.

Thats it from me...untill next time...

This is Larry...? for W.A.N.G