Thursday, October 1, 2009

Motherfuckers wanna get with me, lay with me, love with me, uh, right.


Okay.
Today I let a lady put a big old needle through my septum.
I did cause a scene, I am apparently melodramatic, but she gave me a lollipop.

Lollipops are wonderous things.
That reminds me. Shall I tell you the worlds biggest lie; When girls act like giving head is a chore. They love it. Sorry to be so crude I just had to put that out there.

Now look at the above image.
Here's another huge lie people will tell you:
EVERYONE PRETENDS TO HATE LADY GAGA.
I'm sorry to inform you that this is one of those times where it isn't a case of 'OPINION' it is very much FACT. No matter how hard anyone tries, they do love her.
I am an open, full on, out of the Gaga closet, superfan.
I dare you to challenge the truth.

If her tour sells out before i get tickets again I am going to bomb all of your houses.

Chani Ra
xoxo

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