i have a feeling that i am not alone in the thought that the "pre-Halloween party"(30th of October) held by the Living Proof/Work it crew ..was...erm...shall we say INADEQUATE at the least and a fucking FLOP just so you know how serious of a matter this is , our old -out- of- touch- friends the metropolitan police decided to take a visit down the the warehouse on curtain road .
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Living Proof VS Work it VS WTF?
i have a feeling that i am not alone in the thought that the "pre-Halloween party"(30th of October) held by the Living Proof/Work it crew ..was...erm...shall we say INADEQUATE at the least and a fucking FLOP just so you know how serious of a matter this is , our old -out- of- touch- friends the metropolitan police decided to take a visit down the the warehouse on curtain road .
MADONNA A GODDESS IN MALAWI
Madonna took time out of her busy schedule to visit Malawi and the orphanage she adopted her son David Banda from this week and the kids couldn’t help but praise Madonna calling her their “God.”
One child said to her: “You are our God. Where could we have been without you?”
The centre’s director, Lucy Chipeta, added: “David is too young to understand… but for us who remember the sickly tiny little baby of 2006, it was hard to hold back tears, including Madonna.”
Orphanage founder Thomson Chipeta added to Us Weekly magazine: “He is so boisterous! I can’t believe he is the same chap of 2006.” Madonna – who also adopted four-year-old daughter Mercy from the country earlier this year – recently admitted she has been “taught a lot” by Malawi.
During her visit Madonna said: “People always ask me, ‘Why did you choose Malawi?’ But I have always said, ‘Malawi chose me.’ Growing up in a privileged life, I took education for granted. Coming to Malawi has taught me a lot.”
Madonna really has done a lot for the country. She’s currently in the poverty stricken country with her children to help open an all girl’s school. What an inspiration she is.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Leslie Ash Lip Implants
Leslie Ash was a huge television star in the UK from the late 1980's to the mid 1990's, but it would be hard to pick her out of a photo lineup after her bad plastic surgery operations.
In 2002 Leslie Ash decided to get lip implants and she has never looked the same since, it seems as if she is permanently stricken with the dreaded trout pout result of a lip job gone wrong.
Checkout her before and after photos above.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Nicki Minaj x ITTY BITTY PIGGY
Nicki Minaj is the self proclaimed black haraluku-sumfin barbie.she's practically like girl version of lilwayne but obviously with massive ORANGES and loads of junk in that trunk.She's actually writes all her stuff but its mainly like dumb things like.. "u were in new york and fucking that yankee" "i get more head than that fake gyal"
"im the only thing hopping like a kangeroo" "the bitches can find they're men cuz im ridin em"
She's soo annoying i actually find her jokes and pretty amazing for being openly annoying and FINEEEEEE!!!!!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
TEDDY KAEGELE WITH FRIENDS AT A WHITE PARTY AFFAIR
Ohh! Smut me good.
Probably the most "sexually charged" clothing line to come out of uk since elton john..mmm but yehh they have provocative signs tees and rather fit models including the rather lovely alex aka sim-wise (girl in the 2nd picture).Oh yehh they throw rather cool parties that even ure nan wouldnt mind going ..You know a chance to get daggered a bit..Ok? i dont know how thats related but ima shullup!! Feel free to cum..
http://www.mysmut.eu.com/
Monday, October 26, 2009
Courtney Love Collagen Lips
Courtney Love has certainly had her fair share of plastic surgery over the years, in fact last time we mentioned her name was in regards to her nose job.
This time we'll feature her new plastic surgery habit, collagen lip injections.
I was surprised when i first heard about her getting lip injections, because she already had rather full lips to begin with, but clearly she felt bigger was better in the situation.
What do you think? Does Courtney Love look better, before or after?
F.U.C.K.A.B.L.E CHANCES.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Wang x Upper Playground..well kinda
photos by matthew fargraphy
Funmi/wang:Bruv,How's it going?
Amar:All good here. Watching Deal or No Deal.
Funmi/wang:Hows ure culinary skills...in other words..Can you cook?
Amar:Not really. M&S is my saviour.
Funmi/wang:Who would be your ideal "come dine with me" contestants?
Amar:People I dislike as I would probably give them food poisoning ;o).
Funmi/wang:Oh yehh,, soo tell me about upper playground?
Amar:We are a contemporary art inspired clothing/gallery company. We work with hundreds of international artists and have brought out some of the most creative designs over the past 10 years.
Funmi/wang:Rumour that you guys just bribe people with free drinks and love???
Amar:Oh it's like that? We do give a lot of love, just happens to be a few cases of beer kicking around. We like to share.
Funmi/wang:I just saw ure business card just now and ure managing director.ehhh is that you...whats does that mean?
Amar:My role is to develop the brand within the U.K. We are the only Upper Playground store covering Europe. It's not only the day to day running of the business but also to implement plan's for the future. More stores, curate more shows, seek out new artists......
Funmi/wang:Does this role come with any perks?
Amar: get to meet and work with some very talented artists!
Funmi/wang:e.g Free russian prostitutes?
Amar:You guy's ask very unusual questions.
Funmi/wang:Speaking of prostitutes; Jodie Marsh or Paris Hilton?
Amar:The one with the nose. Have to put a bag over her head though.
Funmi/wang:Do you like small or big boobs?
Amar: More of a bum man..... No homo.
Funmi/wang:I noticed you had rather peng trainers...whats the deal..got any hook-ups?
Amar:Who doesn't like trainers. Although nothing has caught my eye recently. No hook ups im afraid.
Funmi/wang:future plans for upper playground?
Amar: Widen peoples knowledge of Walrus culture!
Check out amar and the rest of the crew @ upper playground(& obviously buy some stuff too aswell)
31 Kingly Street
London W1B 5BQ, U.K
Friday, October 23, 2009
Jessica Biel Lip Injections
And that includes sexy celebrity actress Jessica Biel, who has been rumored to have made multiple visits to her local plastic surgeon for some extra lip cushion, in the manner of lip injections.
Doll face??
"A machine with a doll face mimics images
on television screen in search of a satisfactory
visage. Doll Face presents a visual account
of desires misplaced and identities
fractured by our technological extension
into the future".
It gets so lost in trying to improve itself,
that it just wants more,ultimately destroying itself.
SPOTTED ............................................
Thursday, October 22, 2009
I'll make the Gyaldem sing for me
I love Ghetts??? or ghetto..well whatever his name.
Dont you just love the fact that everyone -is -jumping- on -the -funky -house -bandwagon.i aint complaining but its just become slightly cliche thats all.
Apart from him slightly moving away from his usual bait grime self. Incase you hadnt notice in his chipmunk-ey voice,he pretty jokes and has the lyrical ability to maintain and cope with the "ooooooooo...ohhh yehhh" girl singing in the song.
"Singgg badadadaddaa"
"ill make the gyaldem sing for me"
"its in my swagger; ask chanel..its all about my dagger"
Welcome to brighton
This is Elliot. He’s trying his hardest here to grate some nutmeg so he can have a vomit inducing trip for the next few hours. He gave up and ended up drinking some ayuasca instead.
Lowell is one of my favourite people ever and yes his name really is Lowell. This is after a night at volks he decided hugging a litre of vodka was better than trying to sober up.
The famous pavilion gardens (pavvy g) used by all teenagers and tramps as a place to get pissed, do k and listen to dubstep on their phones.
Brighton seems to have begun developing a gang culture (a really shit one). The majority of these lads are actually middle class private school kids who listen to grime and their main dream in life is to live in Brixton.
WELCOME TO BRIGHTON.
AA * Space allusions
Ohh yehh thats April Alexander by the way and something tells me you will be hearing that name ..alot.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
in·ad·e·quate
in·ad·e·quate: Not adequate to fulfill a need or meet a requirement; insufficient.
Total definition of how I feel. Im missing something guys!
Yea, like im too short to get a ballon in the celing so I can frivolously play with my cousins at a unknown reletives 50th birthday bash!...Sorry my mind ran abit!
Anyways...Just incase you're not aware...
If you havent got yours yet...Sort it out mate! You need some kind of cross collection on your neck for the season.
Thats it from me...untill next time...
This is Larry...? for W.A.N.G