Dog Tired Week, Is A Pain In The Neck

Monday 6th June, I fell asleep around 5am, despite being dog tired from midnight, if I dreamt I don't recall it! Got up at 9.30am & had a wash & did hair & make-up & had a coffee & a bowl of porridge with raisins for breakfast, dressed in my 3/4 khaki jersey lounge trousers, my slashed back cream top with tiger print on front, my white EasyTone Reebok trainers, then slipped on my white puffa jacket, plus my khaki hooded body warmer on top, and ventured into the pouring rain & popped to the shop & got a Sun Paper & bumped in to my neighbour Kristie who is married to my friend Simon, who invited me round for a coffee & a gossip!! Which was a nice escape from the rain (Must be due for Wimbledon) Made a fuss of her spaniel Bobbie who I take out with me for a walk when its nice some days, caught up with the local gossip then when the rain had let up I headed back home & parcelled up my two eBay sales to send off. 

Put my Jacket & body warmer back on & put the parcels in my gunmetal sequinned tote & headed back out in the torrential rain, to the Post Office (So much for flaming June!!) I sent the items off, did a bit of banking, to be able to pay my rent by cheque tomorrow. Then I had a hours power walk round the park, for a bit of exercise, despite the poor weather. That over I popped into Tesco to check out the reduced section. There was about five or 6 people standing there, trying to see the offers, but all unable to get a look in, due to a selfish white woman, in a Muslim headscarf, who had slid the door open & blocked the area, while on her mobile phone. She was telling someone over the phone, every single item on offer, in the 5 shelf cabinet, and how much each was priced at (Unfuckingbelievable) 

So I went home. I took out the Quorn & Tofu I'd been marinating & diced it & put on skewers & grilled on my Foreman Grill, and had with a spinach, watercress, cucumber, tomato & red pepper salad. Which was very tasty. Then I did a lot of paperwork I needed to catch up with & sorted out my banking & bills files.

Then I did a bunch of job & audition searches & applied for a bunch as per usual, then I stopped for a coffee break & a read of the paper. The Front cover is about Ryan Giggs 8yr affair with his brothers wife (Classy Dude) It seems if your a pig ugly man who wants lots of sex become a footballer. I don't know what they saw in him? He treated them like a piece of meat at best & didn't 'treat' them in the other sense of the word. It seems he was an ungenerous tight-wad, who didn't even buy a round in the pub! Guess he knows how to spot gold digger, WAG, wannabe & those with low self esteem, who are easy of virtue & also knows how to manipulate them too. Apparently Wayne's brother has dumped his wife after hearing the news (Now there's a surprise!!)

Idiot Ken Clarke will let criminals do half their sentences time if they plead guilty. Obscene when sentences are far to short as it is anyway, and insulting to the victims of that crime! Instead he should be doubling the sentences of those who plead not guilty & are proven guilty!! Bean-sprouts are the latest food item to be blamed for the E.coli break out in Germany that has killed 22 so far (It  reminds me a slight variation on the Alien, Sophia's, plot to wipe out humans & take over, in the TV show The Event) I wouldn't put this past a test run, of food contamination, by Terrorists!!

Evicting gypsies from illegal camps has cost the UK £7Million in the past 3 years, Leeds City Council alone spent £930,000 evicting travellers from 285 illegal sites. That's £930,000 out of taxes they don't pay, think about that when your wondering how thy afford such lavish weddings on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 

Cheryl Cole has been given 24hrs to decide if she will accept a lifeline to return to US Xfactor (Who cares) Apparently she is letting Simon sweat, as a punishment for her sacking!! Zzzzzzzzzzz!! Wise up girl your no big talent, just a pretty face & good clothes horse (When somebody else is choosing the clothes) You are beginning to believe your own hype, it wasn't long ago you was a council state Chav, it is Simon & one of his talent shows that put you where you are now, on what scant talent you have. You should be jumping at the 2nd chance not biting the hand that feeds you!!

Go it alone without Simon, or with Will-i-am & you will soon will vanish from the public eye (which will be a nice break for us, after Cheryl Cole overload over the past few years, there is bugger all left we haven't seen about her, unless they shove a small camera up her, during her next smear test!!) She Snubs this 2nd chance ...... HUGE Mistake!! As a singer as part of group Girls Allowed she's fine but, as a Solo artist she is Nothing Special!!

Sack The Stylist!!

I did the washing up & hoovered the sitting room, the hall & my bedroom. Then watched 'Home & Away' one of the best soaps on TV, definitely the best on UK TV at the moment, then I had a coffee with a KitKat & went through a load of old files & receipts, throwing out everything over 5yrs old. Deleted pics taken for eBay on my camera. I went online to check my messages & saw my hater GLPGodess had spouted the usual bile on my 'May Day' Blog yesterday, amazing how brave you are, when under a synonym! It's amusing to see the passive aggressive taunts, made to make me bite & hopefully hurt/annoy me, but they're wasting their time, Haters are nothing but Motivators! 

I'd have more respect for them if they said it to my face, as I am well aware, that it's someone I know, although they have tried their very best to make it appear as if they are just some random, commentating blog reader. But they've failed, making numerous, tell tail slip up's. I even purposely wove a few things into my blog occasionally, knowing what buttons to push, and the response was always exactly as expected. My friends find GLPGodess posts absolutely hysterical, they're always looking forward to what their next diatribe of spite & bitterness (Under the poor guise, of constructive criticism) will be. So much so, that they get rather disappointed if  GLP hasn't been on ranting for a while. 

We even take bets on which 4, of the 6 recurring trigger buttons they will try to push, in an ongoing attempt to touch a nerve (they're normally in batches of 4) The most common at 1st was to keep calling me a woman in my 50's (When seeing as they know me, they know full well, I'm in my 40's) Wrongly thinking I'm that vain, to be bothered if a 'Stranger' though I was older than I am & hoping I'd bite & say I'm in my 40's so they could reply, 'Oh really, I don't mean to sound rude, But you look so much older!!'  So laughably predictable, anyway enough GLP talk, it will only boost GLP's already inflated, pious, ego!! 


I watched 'The Hotel Inspector', followed by the NEW, 'The Restaurant Inspector', followed in turn by 'Made in Chelsea' on E4 +1. Which was amusing, especially when Ollie, who has just recently come out as Bi said "I'm just tired of being bummed out all the time!!!" (Looks like he's going straight back into that closet then!?) I had a bath & went to bed at 12.30am, with the rain still lashing down outside & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD then settled down to sleep. (Calories consumed 1,301)  

Tuesday 7th June, despite a early night I didn't fall asleep until after 5.30am, dreamt but it was all a blur on waking at 9.30am. My neck & shoulders were aching on waking, went to my bedside draw to get some of my prescription painkillers but I'd run out I called to get a doctors appointment but I can't get one until Wednesday, my knees & hips were painful too, Bloody Rheumatoid Arthritis, no escaping it, it's hereditary both mum & dad had it & I have had it since 8yrs, though not as bad as now. I guess I can't escape knee/hip replacements like them, in the future either, unless there are medical breakthrough's, whoopee can't wait!! .....NOT! 

I dressed the same as yesterday, made a coffee & porridge with raisin's for breakfast & popped out for my power walk, before it rained again. I go to try ease my hips & knees, as well as for the exercise taking Bobbie, Stanley & Betty with me for some company. I got a call from my friend Damon (The brother of my Ex Murray) to catch up for a chat, he said it was a shame the train fare was so ridiculous to Cheshunt/Theobalds Grove, we'd have to take a rain check until he has a car again, he'd really wanted to treat me to his local Turkish Restaurant for the weekend, which was sweet of him.


I got in at 2pm with the sky, grey black & the pain in my neck & shoulders increasing steadily, I had a fresh salad sandwich & a Diet Coke for lunch & read a bit of the paper, Front page is still on Giggs betrayal of his brother & wife, bet he wished he'd not of bothered with that super-injunction now!! The press are going to ride this one out, for as long as possible for trying to muzzle them over Imogen! Apparently Giggs has convinced his wife it's not true, either she is dumb or wants to ignore the truth.


Brilliant Eddie Kid 51 One of the greatest stunt riders in the world (Until a horrific crash left him brain damaged) finished the London Marathon last night 43days after starting, what a courageous man, he was told he would never walk again in 1996! I remember having posters of handsome Eddie, on my wall as a teen.

Cheryl Cole's Xfactor career is over, after the stupid girl turned down a 2nd chance at the American Xfactor. Well hopefully that means we won't be bored shitless, by her being in every magazine, newspaper available & on every news item, music channel as well as adverts, for a while then, that will be a nice break.... (Though somehow I doubt we will be that lucky) She may even totally vanish, if new manager Will-i-am continues with his poor advice/management style. At least with him she's with someone with matching poor fashion sense. Also someone who made that god awful song with her 'Three Words' I guess those 3 words are 'This Song's shite!!'

Meanwhile Bean-sprouts have been eliminated as the source of the German E.coli outbreak, only 100+ more vegetables to go what next??.... Talking of Dangerous vegetables some vile piece of scum, barely further up the evolutionary scale than a fungus, in Worcestershire has murdered 20 cats & 1 dog with anti-freeze poisoning them, leaving them to die in agony, in the space of a few weeks, the Evil C**t!! A bloody Serial Killer/Terrorist in the making hope they are caught by a cat owner & then they're made to drink their anti-freeze & then be left alone die a painful death!


But by 4pm I was in such agony with my neck & shoulders, that I felt physically sick with pain, causing me to retch, and I had to go lay down, fearing it might trigger a migraine! At 6.45pm Nat text me saying  'Hey lady, any plans 4 ur birthday?'  I replied 'Nope absolutely stony broke'  he replied 'Me & Candy r coming up 2 u for lunchy' I said that sounded like a plan, he added they had to leave around 2ish (No doubt for Candy to pick up the kids) and he said they'd be here around 10ish. It took until 7pm, 3hrs later, for the pain to finally subside enough, to go to the shop, to get strong fast-acting Nurofen Plus Capsules. I took 4 (double the dosage) as the pain was less, but still unbearable!! Then I laid down some more, until I felt a bit better (Not just a pain in the neck, but a real pain in the ass) as I had planned to get lots done round the flat today, but the pain has prevented me. 

I got up later at 8.50pm after the pain had subsided a bit more, as I was hungry. So I made a salad with some tinned tuna, as fish oils are meant to be good for joints & bones, with chopped celery, peppers, cucumber, tomato & watercress. Then I lay on the bed & watched 'CSI, CSI Miami' double bill & 'CSI' taking another 3 Nurofen at 10pm with a decaf coffee, as the pain started to get worse again!! By 1am miserable with pain I took 3 more Nurofen capsules (finishing the pack) & tried to get some sleep (Calories Consumed 1,036) 

Wednesday 8th June, I was still awake at 4am due to the unbearable pain gnawing away at my neck & shoulders like a raging toothache, that's been transferred to another part of the body!! I tried removing my pillows to lay flat, to see if that helped the pain in my neck & shoulders, eventually I fell asleep around 6am but although I'm aware I dreamt, my sleep was so restless I can't recall it. Woke in pain at 9.30am & had a bath to try ease the pain & also washed my hair, with difficulty, as the pain was travelling through my shoulders & down both of my arms. 

Carefully dried my hair & put on my dark grey 3/4 gym trousers, plus my Hydro Active Challenge 5K run mini marathon T-shirt from 2007 (power walked not ran) & my TrimSole B&W fitflops. An Ex text me at 10.18am responding to my FB inbox message saying 'I didn't delete you??? Are you in London today? X'  Well seeing he is no longer a FB friend & I didn't delete him, it doesn't need to be a case for Miss Marple, to determine that in fact, yes indeed he did delete me! I had no credit to reply ... so obviously didn't! Fail!!


I went to the shop to get more Nurofen Extra Capsules to try stem the pain & took 4 again with a coffee & porridge with raisins for breakfast. My friend Mike Called & he asked me what I was doing for my Birthday? I said I had nothing planned as I'm broke, he said he was going up to Leeds around the 19th-20th, so how did I fancy a drink or meal for my Birthday a few days early? I said that sounded like a plan, he said he'd call me soon. I decided I'd better get out & do my 2hr power-walk, quick. As it looked like it wouldn't be long before it lashed it down all afternoon again, like yesterday! I took Bobbie, Betty & Stanley with me, to make it more fun & less of a chore!... Plus hopefully take my mind off the pain!! 

Then I dropped a rent & electric cheque into my letting agents. Getting home at 3pm, just before the sky's opened up! I made a jacket potato with baked beans & grated cheese for lunch, with some salad. Then read The Sun paper I'd bought en route home. The front page is about Ryan Giggs paying £30,000 for a baldness treatment, machine that massages his follicles (Unlike Imogen who massaged his bollicles) After the stress of being caught with his pants down with 2 women (Neither his wife!) has made his hair fall out! He'd better get his eyes checked too while his at it, you know what they say about too much sex!! (Imogen & Natasha should do the same, but for different reasons)


Cheryl Cole, has thrown her toys out the pram & stamped her little Christian Louboutin clad feet, in a Temper Tantrum. Saying her relationship is over!! Stupid, Childish Girl! Still blaming Simon for humiliating her. Sorry love, but being fired didn't make you look half as bad, as your Childish, Prima Donna, Strop, behaviour, does NOW!!! Simon was a great guy to have on side & HE Made you!! Keep on acting like the Spoilt Brat, your acting as now!! Soon he will Stop feeling bad, for what was after all a business (NOT a personal) decision, and get royally pissed off with you & he is not someone you'd want to cross, as He Can Break You, as easily as He Made You!! You have got too big for your designer boots & think you are a lot more talented than you are!!.

 Is Simon's Elbow, Shielding The Modesty, Of A Female Nudist, 
In The Audience??

I finished the paper & went online & applied to several more jobs & auditions by email. I then did some ironing, while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & put a blue/green/grey wash in the machine. Then watched yesterdays 'Home & Away' that I missed due to pain, then watched today's on 5 Star. Then made a cappuccino & had it with a chunky KitKat then took a bunch of pic's of my Vintage 80's, Jungle, Designer coats/jackets on eBay (That I'd listed for free at the weekend!) & downloaded them onto eBay. Then at 9pm I watched 'The Apprentice' at 10pm I was feeling hungry & realised I'd not had dinner, so had another bowl of porridge with raisins again! Then I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' & 'Desperate Housewives' before getting ready for bed & doing a bunch of online surveys. Finally settling down to sleep at 1am (Calories consumed 1,375)


Thursday 9th June,  I finally fell asleep around 5.30am & had two dreams one where I was going on holiday with my sister Julie & her husband Erdal, & maybe my brother Bill but I am not sure, feel there was a 3rd person but can't recall seeing them in my dream. I am not sure what country we were heading for? Maybe Turkey, I don't know but I was packing my case last minute (Unlike me I'm normally packed 1-2weeks beforehand, to make sure I have everything & nothing is in the laundry) and the clock was ticking to set off for the airport & Erdal was loading the car! It was then it suddenly dawned on my my 10yr passport, in it's baby pink cover Expired in June 2010!!! 

Shit!! then I was wondering if the quick 1yr passport, you use to be able to get from the Post Office, is in circulation yet or not? Then I dreamt something about being in the company of or friends, with some male & female models. I think I was showing them some of my fashion designs, I was chatting to one guy, who had short wavy black hair & a buff bod about his model portfolio & if I recall correct we were flirting. I woke at 11.30am, wow 6hrs sleep that's almost double what I have had all week.


I slipped on my 3/4 grey gym trousers & a Versace T-shirt & TrimSoles, after I had a wash & did my hair & popped to the shop for a Sun paper & a couple of Diet Cokes. It's grey miserable & rainy out, like dusk nothing like Summer. I didn't bother with breakfast as it was almost lunch time, so I made a cheese salad sandwich, which I washed down with a Diet Coke & read the paper. The front page says soft justice secretary Ken Clarke must go....  (PLEEEEEEASE!!!!) PM David Cameron has told him to scrap his crazy plans, to halve jail terms for serious criminals, that plead guilty (I should Bloody think so too!!) Talking of Vile Criminals Libyan Madman Colonel Gaddafi gave his troops Viagra & ordered mass rapes to terrorise rebels, it was claimed last night. Over 100 were raped in some areas! What a repulsive, evil man!

Roy Skelton the man behind the voices of the Darlik's plus, George & Zippy from  children's show Rainbow has died aged 79 from Pneumonia after a stroke. Talking of strokes a tearful teenager told a court how dwarf actor Nicholas Read (Who played a Ewok in Star Wars, Return Of the Jedi & a Goblin in Harry Potter) fondled himself next to her on a train. The 17yr old said he touched himself under a bowler-style jugglers hat, that rested on his lap, for 30mins after the 7.55pm train left Kings Cross. She was trapped against the window & said nothing, in case he touched her, but reported him (getting off next to her) Once she got off herself at Leicester, he was arrested at Sheffield. Asked why he had not put his hat on the luggage rack, he said he could not reach it. I wonder if he will get a 'Short' or a 'Stiff' sentence?

 Ewank Ewok

Lately, we haven't had enough of Cheryl Cole in the papers, but luckily she is auctioning off 20 of her favourite dresses to charity, for anyone rich enough to bid & skinny enough to fit in the 'Size 8' dresses. They must be smaller than that!! I was a size 8 two years ago & surely I wasn't that skinny & at 5ft 8.5" I'm taller than her! The dresses include a white halter-neck, Roberto Cavalli dress. A black Tory Burch dress with leather trim that she wore to boot camp for her 1st series of Xfactor. A multi mauve & blue sequinned Herve Lerger dress. A nothing special emerald green Paul & Joe dress (That looks more Florence & Fred) which she wore on her 1st day of Xfactor. A hot pink strapless dress by Herve Lerger. A drab looking grey high necked dress by Twenty8Twelve. A multicoloured Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock. A navy, green & white Milly NY dress she wore when JLS auditioned. A peach dress by Giles Decon & a lovely blue/black Herve Lerger dress. 

 One Of The Auction Frocks

 The Hot Pink Strapless Herve Lerger Dress

Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock

Jennie text at 1.30pm & said to come over this Saturday & Next Friday at 8pm if I'm free. I did some job searches & applied for a bunch of jobs online & then did the same with auditions on StarNow, then cleared out another load of paperwork then during a brief break in the rain I popped to the post box to post off a cheque for a bill. 

Then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home And Away' before fixing some Prawn Tikka Marsala with saffron rice for dinner, with a berry berry Solero for desert. Watched Sarah Beeny's 'Help My House Is Falling Down' then made a coffee a literary agent & publisher contacted me out of the blue, about my two half written books one called 'Sophie's Secret Diary's' and the 2nd yet untitled one about my Ghost/ESP experiences since childhood. Saying he would be interested in seeing some of the work on my books if I don't already have an agent. 

That's Life - Adrian Mills

Which was unexpected & both interesting especially as I was told by 'That's Life' presenter Adrian Mills, that I should pursue writing. Also it is somewhat like fate that he contacted me today, because I was going through some paper work, with the intention of putting what I have written book wise, already, by hand, onto my PC, to write more as & when I find the time. Caught up with the backlog of my blog writing for the rest of the evening while watching 'NCIS & CSI NY' then went to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,514)

Friday 10th June, I eventually fell asleep some time after 6am & had a dream where I had moved home to a big city, possibly London, I was at a function with a pretty blonde girl a who looked like Caggie Dunlop (Made In Chelsea) or Natasha Williams (Neighbours) It was the 1st function of someone we knew & the venue itself was very grand, with a lot of wood wall panelling, I seemed to be chatting to a young handsome well to do guy, not sure if he was a friend, work colleague or boyfriend, we were eating a desert which was a load of mixed spices mixed into either cream or crème fresh, before I was due to head off somewhere. 

 Caggie Dunlop

Natasha Williams

I woke at 11.30am after around five & a half hours sleep. It is still gloomy & grey out & not how June should be. I had a shower & did hair & make-up & dressed the same as yesterday. I popped to the shop for a paper & some caffeine free Diet Coke's taking a load of rubbish out with me for the wheelie bin. I got home made a cheese & sliced onion roll for brunch, then sat down to watch the news & then read the paper!

The front page is how scumbag Ryan Giggs has offered his brother £250K to keep quiet about him sleeping with his wife!! (And no doubt all the other dirt he has on his brother) What total scum, not only is offering money insulting, but seeing he betrayed his brother & is a Multi Millionaire the sum is also insulting £250K what a tight-wad!! Even a Million would be insulting!! I hope Rhodri throws it in his face I'm sure he could make much more for an exclusive, with one of the big papers, seeing they are keen for Giggs blood after his attempted Super-injunction taken out on them!

 Brotherly Love

Once lunch & the paper was finished, I did some more sorting of the back room. Shame my attic doesn't have a pull down ladder & light like my home in Sussex, I could put boxable eBay items up there out of the way until sold! I did a bit of ironing of my dry laundry & put it away in draws/wardrobes. Money was taken out of my account, this week, for an item I returned 2weeks ago (Which was returned by recorded delivery & signed for on May 26th, I have constantly informed them they have it & I have proof , yet despite saying they will refund 'IF' they have it (Which they bloodywell have!!) they have not done so, so if not done by Monday I will be talking to the fraud dept of my bank! As well as going to Watchdog & similar!! I went online and did a bunch of job searches & as usual applied for a shed load of jobs. 

I made battered fish & chips for dinner, with some salad on the side, then caught up with & finished one blog, while watching the soaps & Channel 4's Comedy Gala, which was rather disappointing as apart from Jonathan Ross & John Bishop, I'd seen all of the routines the other comedians did, before, by them. The adverts where the comedians were Incorporated in present adverts were amusing though. Then I watched 'The Ricky Gervais Show' & then 'Comic's Choice: Sean Lock' retiring to bed at 1.330am

Saturday 11th June, I didn't fall asleep until after 7am (Bloody Insomnia) I know I dreamt but all I can recall is, what seemed like a swarm of bee's/wasps buzzing round my kitchen, so I grabbed some household cleaner & sprayed it on them & they fell down dead. I thought 'Wow that is more effective than insect spray' but when I went to clear them off my floor they seemed to be just two big fluffy Bumble Bee's the size of new born ducklings or chicks, and I felt awful as they looked so cute, a bit like the one's in the Vodafone Ads & I like Bumble Bee's!! I then went into the lounge to call my dad to come see the huge Bee's! Then I woke at 11am to bright sunshine (Which didn't last for long) I got up had a wash pulled on my jogging bottoms & turquoise frilly sleeved t-shirt & popped to the shop for a paper & a Diet coke.

I  made myself a bowl of breakfast & then I checked my eBay status, 2 days to go & one jacket has been bought & numerous watchers on my Vintage Designer, Jungle Garments. did the washing up then put some bed linen in the wash, I have been trying out a new freebie laundry detergent, but it's not as good as my usual Percil Gel at cleaning & it leaves no fresh aroma on the washing once cleaned! 

I put away some ironed laundry & did the washing up. Chatted to my friend Kathryn briefly on Twitter haven't really been on there this week, as I have been feeling quite down & also in a lot of pain, so I normally retreat into my cave at these times!! around 2.30-3pm I had a cheese & onion roll for lunch, with some Doritos (I bought a big bag of, 12 bags of Doritos & the same of Wotsits last week for just £1 in the Poundland in their 2 for 1 offer) Watched 'Come Dine With Me' (very funny) while doing work online, then joined CastingCallPro which (Caggie Dunlop is on as an actress, 'Made In Chelsea'  then read the paper....


The Front page is about Bruce Forsyth getting a knighthood, I'm pleased for him, but maybe he will now let somebody else take over on 'Strictly Come Dancing' or get a new script/joke writer, as it's so corny & so obvious what the punch line is leading up to be, it's embarrassing. I'd rather remember him on top form, on things like The Generation Game!

News that Rooney's hooker Jenny Thompson was rushed into hospital, after an expected Valium overdose, I'm guessing it's over her parents being suspects of drug farming & not over any shame over Rooney! Pippa Middleton modelled at a university fashion show, like her sister Kate, the difference being that Pippa's dress wasn't too bad unlike, the ugly, tatty, see-through, dish cloth, looking one Kate famously modelled 

 Kate's Revolting Catwalk Dress 2002

 Pippa's Catwalk Dress 2011

Proof that Gobby Scouser Cheryl Cole's, Diva behaviour over Xfactor has backfired on her comes today via the words of Simon Cowell. By saying her sacking was 'No big deal' adding 'It really wasn't such a big deal as everyone thought. Truth is you've got to move on, it's about the contestants. They've got no interest in us bickering!'  Very telling for 'it's about the contestants' read 'it's not all about you Cheryl' and for 'They've got no interest in us bickering' read 'Your throwing your toys out of the pram & don't expect me to lower myself to your level & join in!' 

He went on to say 'I hope we're going to be friends going forward. She'll be mad at me for a while, but I didn't do anything wrong'  In other words.... Cheryl your not grown up enough, to deal with this in an adult fashion, the way Dannii did. But the offer of friendship is there, if you wish to take it! But I am not going to chase round after you, begging for forgiveness, when I haven't done anything wrong, to apologise for! If you snub my friendship then that's your decision, but I'm being the bigger person here!!

Germany's killer E.coli outbreak's source has finally been found & tainted bean-sprouts from an 'Organic Farm' were found to be the cause! After saying it wasn't bean-sprouts a day or two ago. I wonder if all those 'Organic is Best' snobs who look down their noses at those that don't buy organic will go quiet for a while now??

Oddly after last nights dream, there was a whole article on, how Britain's growing hobby is Bee keeping, saying even Breakfast TV presenter Bill Turnbull is one of them, and he has even written a foreword, to the Bee Manual from Haynes!

 "Hi is that Bill?? 
I wondered if you needed a early morning fashion expert?

I'd Bee Ideal!"

I  went round Jennies around 7.30pm  & her two daughters Lara & Francesca were calling for auntie jooooooooooooonie to go up to see them in bed & see there latest toys etc Then it was back down stairs for Tuna & cucumber sandwiches some diet coke & an apple while watching the Film 'Sahara' Staring Matthew McConaughey & Penelope Cruz, Matthew is a funny one great bod & often looks handsome in films, but some times in his fragrance Ads they make him look unattractive. 

 Matthew in Sahara

After that it was time to watch the double bill of the NEW Camelot, which looked right up my street (& was) though disappointed at the unattractive weedy looking Arthur (his brother looks more king like) Good bodice ripping rampant romp though!! Edgar asked me if I saw the final of 'The Mentalist' when you find out about Red John on Friday? I said no I stupidly forgot about it & watched Ch4's rubbish Comedy Gala!! They said if it's not repeated in the week to watch it at theirs on catch up!!! 

I left there at around 12.15-12.30am  got in & had a wash and went to bed & watched 'Egypt's Warrior King' on Thutmosis & 'Engineering Ancient Egypt' About the amazing structures of ancient Egypt which focused on 2 Pharaohs one being my personal hero Ramses II so I loved seeing more about Karnak & Thebes then crashed out at 2.30am (Calories consumed 1,422)

Sunday 12th June, Woke at 9.45am I dreamt I'd been on a TV show & was now sat in the audience with Polly & a black female TV presenter it may have been Tricia, it wasn't Oprah, don't recall much else about the dream except for being in an amazing designer boutique and looking at some crème eye shadow's in shades of mauve & silver, there seemed to be a make-up artist there doing women's make-up for free & I wondered if she could do mine & make me look stunning instead of my plain ordinary self??  Then I was in a busy city, that I'd never been to before I was trying to find a bus stop to catch a bus back to where I'd come from or a tube. I came to a spot I recognised I recalled it was the end point of a set of directions I'd gone down not so long ago (Not sure if in real life or in a dream) 

I surmised if I did the route backwards I'd get back to where I'd started from, so began back tracking but it was night & I came up against a long path with turns with high wooden fences either side & scant light to see in. I realised this was the same path I have had to face many times in dreams, that was fraught with danger, although it looked a tad different, the turns meant that there were points where I couldn't see what laid beyond. Being short sighted I was not at my best should danger lurk, I was deciding whether to press on, or to retreat back? I decided that, as I did not recall this path in the original journey, that I must of taken a wrong turn somewhere along the line & so retreated, re tracing my footsteps, before waking up!


I got up had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday & went to the shops make-up free hair scraped back, I have been doing that a lot lately, that's the slippery slope, I have stopped making the effort & have given up on my self, I have to pull my socks pronto or before I know it I will be a single, 20st, unkempt woman in her 50's, living in a hostel, stinking of pee & cats!! I got the NOTW & a Diet Coke, watched 'Glee' then 'Survival: Tales From the Wild' On an amazing & adorable Tiger family, I LOVE Tigers!! 

 Raja & I

Jennie text & said 'The Mentalist' is repeated on 5Star at 7pm tonight, definitely watching that!! I read the paper, the front paper is about how Ryan Giggs, bunged his Sister-in-law £500 after telling her to  have an abortion, when she became pregnant with his child, just weeks before her wedding to his brother ..... It just gets worse & worse! If his wife stays with him she is a either a mug or her WAG status & money is more important to her than self respect!! I certainly wont have any pity or respect for her!

Stunning Corrie actress Michelle Keegan is engaged to her Munter boyfriend Max George, from pikey looking boy band The Wanted, after just 7 months (crazy) he gave her a £10,000 diamond ring & a long haired Chihuahua called pip. 


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!! Cheryl Cole, has been slagging off Simon Cowell to pals saying he messed her about (Oh boo hoo poor little princess!!!) Adding 'I'm better off without him, I'll make my own decisions now & not have to be dependant on someone else. I've moved on!' (Oh the arrogance, if it wasn't for him you'd still be in your down market tracksuits, living with mum & your criminal siblings dear!!) Lets just see how big she makes it without him (I'm betting in 5yrs time we will be saying Cheryl who??) She is still snubbing all communications with Simon (so pathetic) 

She is now planning to turn her back on America, saying it was Never her dream to break the States (More like she knows she is no where good enough) That was Simon's dream for me! She now plans to take some time out, while deciding what to do next. Apparently some film studios have expressed an interest (we will see) I have to say I agree with Carol Malone's comments on her page (As I have said much the same) Carol says ' Cheryl Cole says: "I'm not Simon Cowell's puppet" Oh yes she is.She's been manufactured, bought & paid for by him. And if she continues to publicly snub & disrespect him he'll turn on her & she'll never work again!!'  

I wonder if Cher Lloyd is taking notes on how not to behave like her idol, as if Cheryl with all her hype can be fired, maybe she should reign in her own gob, before she goes the same way before she has even experienced the fame & wide spread publicity Cheryl has!! Meanwhile Xfactor judge Louie Walsh has dumped Boyzone & advised them they should split, but Ronan Keating is refusing to believe they are finished!


Made a Tuna & Cucumber Sandwich which I had with Some Mexican Chilli McCain crisps & a Diet Coke, its grey, chilly, rainy & miserable out .... where did Summer go? yet apparently elsewhere in the UK has droughts!!? Last Sunday in London more rain fell than the whole of  March, April & May!! Sorted some more stuff to eBay, then put a while load in the washing machine. Then settled down to watch Midsomer Murders!

Watered the plants & did some laundry & washing up then made some Prawn Tikka Marsala for dinner & had a berry berry Solero for dessert than settled down to watch 'Possibly Maybe' with hottie Ryan Reynolds in. Then did some job searches & online surveys until 1am then went to bed (Calories consumed 1,283)

Rushing into 2011

Monday 27th Dec (Bank Holiday Monday) We all slept in until 9am, which is just as well, as I didn't fall asleep until after 7am, due to feeling rough with my swine flu. Its an odd flu, you eventually think your on the mend then 3 or 4 days later, you wake feeling back to stage one again & rough as hell. Had a coffee & 2 slices of toast then got ready to go out with Candie & the kids while Costa went off to play tennis then to the Spa at The Grove, for some relaxation & a sports massage. 

 The Grove

Wore my wet-look black leggings, my long black, flat over the knee boots, my ivory jersey turtle neck, with ruched leg of mutton sleeves, plus my silver cardigan, under my long black coat & my new pink scarf, put on my Carley wig, as its bitter cold out & it will keep my ears cozy & my panda/polar bear on top of that! We then staggered over the black ice, coating the pavements & the private road where Candie lives.


We set off to Next as Candie wants to see if there are any nice kids clothes for Tiger in the sale? as per usual there was a queue to get in, which always amazes Candie & I, its not as if Next is expensive before the sales & its not as if they are so reduced, that things are selling for £1-£4. We eventually got in, most of the racks were bare, as if a swarm of human locust's had been through. 

So Candie took something back to Peacocks for a refund & we went grocery shopping in Salisbury's. We got home & watched "March Of The Penguins" while Candie had a bath to try ease her aching back, I'm now wondering if my recent back trouble, is part of the Swine Flu? As Candie never usually suffers back pain & is getting it in the same area as me! (unless its due to her hitting her back on Nov 5th, when Xavier pushed her off the dinning room table, when she was dancing on it! My back injury's always hurt when its cold!)

Candie wasn't feeling hungry due to the flu, so I made myself a plate of cheese & crackers for lunch. Candie dyed my blonde eyebrows & eyelashes brown (I've never had it done before) she did a good job, my eyes now have more definition without make-up (Candie thinks I look younger  & prettier without make-up for some odd reason!!) 

Candy got a email text on her iphone from Baby Ceylon that their Sale had started, so Candy said lets go have a look (as its her favourite shop) I said as its 5.30pm and a Bank Holiday it's unlikely they will still be open, but Candie was not convinced, so we took the short bus ride to Crouch End. The weather had changed dramatically, to much, much milder, the shop as expected was closed (it had been all day) You would of thought Baby Ceylon would of put their Yule Tide opening hours in their Sale email!!)  

So we walked back to Candies in Muswell Hill, from Crouch End, with much moaning from Xavier, saying it was cold (it wasn't it was extremely mild & I hate the cold!!) for a kid full of energy he has a lazy bone, when it comes to doing things that don't interest him. My friend Nicky text me, as we walked, saying she was going out with her brother New Years Eve, as he is over from Ireland, if I was doing nothing, could I mind her daughter Mini for her?? Which was rather insulting & insensitive, as originally we were meant to be doing something together New Years Eve & now that her brothers over, she has dropped me like a hot potato & instead of suggesting the 3 of us do something, she has lined me up as a baby sitter instead, I declined. We got back to Candies at around 6.30 Costa came home & was heading off again to either Lakeside or Bluewater to check out the Hugo Boss Sale, Xavier went with him. 

Costa came home a hour or so later with Xavier, a bag full of Hugo shirts, a jumper plus a jacket & some fresh cod to make dinner for himself, Xavier, Tiger & I (Candie doesn't eat fish & still has no appetite) with some roast veg. 

We tried to watch "Marple" at 9pm but Xavier wouldn't shut up & when not talking was playing his guitar, exasperated Candie put Tiger to bed, Costa went on the ipad & realising Xavier wasn't going to let me follow the TV show, I went on my notebook. Realising he no longer had an audience, Xavier took himself to bed. Candie came down and we flicked through the rubbish TV (mostly repeats, most repeats from only a day or so ago .... shocking!!) while having some cheese & biscuits & wine, then we took ourselves off to bed & I read the paper. 

 

CCTV footage of The Crossbow Killer killing poor Suzanne has emerged with him celebrating directly after (vile scum) & the Clifton suspension bridge could hold clues to poor Jo's killer. The results of Jo's post-mortem will be revealed today, her body was too frozen earlier to discover cause of death! Swine flu kills 2 more taking the toll to 12 in 2 weeks, lucky that Candie & I have strong constitutions!! 


A 15yr old boy has been found battered to death in his flat, in the bath in which he drowned, in East London. A downstairs neighbour raised the alarm, when water came through his ceiling, but amazingly it was not raised by the neighbour, Iqbal Husain, who heard a woman's piercing scream at 10.30am adding "I knew something was dreadfully wrong!!" (yet you didn't dial 999!!) continuing "I listened at the door & heard a man shouting "Don't worry he'll be OK!!" (still you didn't call the police!!) ending "Then there was the sound of internal doors slamming shut, it was very disturbing!" (yet not disturbing enough to get you to call the police it seems!!) If Iqbal had maybe that poor boy would not of died by drowning in that bath, due to being too injured to get out!!


The paper says Britain's top 10 spots to live are all in the South & *St Albans is number 7 the list is as follows :- 


1) Elmbridge (Surrey)
2) Hart (Hants)
3) Wokingham (Berkshire)
4) Sevenoaks
5) South Cambridgeshire
6) East Hertfordshire
7) St Albans (Hertfordshire)*
8) Uttlesford
9) Surrey Heath
10) Chiltern


Apparently the big freeze saw more Brits (16million) watching TV on Christmas Day (that should of read "more disappointed Brits" with our rubbish Yule tide TV line up!!) 

Proof that the Lunatic's have taken over The Asylum!! Bosses at Ashford Jail gave the 530 inmates (some lifers!) a £3 phone card, £3 extra for the canteen & a bag of sweets for Christmas, plus the 20 released on Christmas Eve got £25 of Tesco's goodies. So what about their hard working staff, who often face abuse, from inmates?...... They got........ a £1.99 chocolate bar!! You just couldn't make it up could you!!




Tuesday 28th Dec, (The Real Boxing Day) woke up late at 9am as the kids had slept in & they are normally my alarm clock, had a wash & a cup of tea & got changed into my black scooped neck, long sleeved Petit Bateau T-shirt, my black studded leggings, my long flat boots & my silver cardigan.

Petit Bateau T-Shirt

Candie wanted to pop into her favourite shop "Baby Ceylon" before they set off to Torquay, as she'd found out the 1st day of sale was today, so she said she'd give me a lift to Finsbury Park Station as the 712 Greenline bus wasn't running from Christmas eve until Jan 4th (which is a pain as its a £11- £15 fare instead of £5) pulled on my Carley wig & panda hat, which saves me time on doing hair for the journey home (One never travels, looking scruffy darlings!!) also put on new pink scarf & long black coat. 

Put my huge case in the back of the Merc hire car (while Candies Auldi is in the garage for a service) which Candie hates. We set off to Baby Ceylon Crouch End, Candie bought 3-4 dresses & a blouse (one of the dresses a really cute shocking fuchsia pink one, that I pulled out to show her) Then it was off to Finsbury Park tube station, where I trundled down to the platform, lugging my case behind me & my large hooked body form tucked under one arm. 

Then struggled up & down several flights of stairs (not escalators) on my journey to Kings Cross, with numerous men rushing/pushing past me (the age of the gentleman is well & truly dead!!) 


Got home around 12.30 - 1pm & bought a paper from the shop downstairs & a couple of Caffeine free Diet Cokes, I had a wholemeal tuna & salad sandwich & some Branston Pickle, Mini Cheddars (yummmm!!) for lunch, then unpacked my case & put dirty clothes in the laundry. I washed & blow dried my hair, then my blast from the past photos were delivered, by the postman, from my Niece Teresa, pics from when I was about 12-14yrs and lived in Warninglid Sussex, on Lydhurst Estate. Some examples of which are below. 

 On The Lawn With My Dog Silk

 Sunbathing With Sister-in-law Linda 

& Dogs Silk & Gunner

 Carp Filled Pond With Bridge Over It

Outside Our Back Door

 Clowning Around By The Driveway

 Posing By My Brother Allen's Car

Mum Walking the Dogs 

On The Driveway

Relaxed a bit with the paper, after answering my Hotmail/Facebook & Twitter messages. The front cover is poor Jo Yeates parents & boyfriends visit to the scene her body was found, what a god awful start to the New Year!! My heart goes out to them. Also on the front page is the targets that tragedy was averted from, when the 9 Terror Suspects were arrested. They include, the Mayor of London Boris Johnson, The London Eye, The Stock Exchange, US Embassy, 2 Rabbis, St Paul's & Big Ben. What a lovely bunch of scum they are!

Talking of Scum there is a few pictures of The Crossbow Cannibal caught on CCTV, just after shooting Suzanne Blamires in the head with a Crossbow, giving the camera a one finger salute with the crossbow held aloft, followed by raising a bottle of drink, after dragging her corpse back to his flat to butcher, the family's of his 3 known victims say the video images haunt them! Evil Scum!

Crossbow Scum

Talking of Scum "YET AGAIN!!!" A RAF VET told how he was battered in the street by to vile thugs shouting "Death to Soldiers!!" The 69yr old was head-butted & punched to the ground by the Asian or Mixed Race, Evil Scum, before fleeing (so brave!!) He was attacked because he was wearing his RAF Blazer & Remembrance Poppy, in Manchester, where he was talking to pals about arrangements for a colleague's funeral, they approached him swearing saying "Fucking Shoot You All , You Bastards & blow your soldiers up. Death to all soldiers" (Grammar obviously not being their strong point!!) Poor Anthony O'Brien has been left with heart trouble, breathing problems & in a wheelchair.

There is also a photo of a idiotic mother skating over a frozen pond, with a small child in a pushchair, I really despair over the declining intellect of our younger generation!! A passing car slowed down to shout "Don't be so stupid" near by a toddler in a pink romper suit could be seen playing on the ice (it's known if the child was also hers) in Hampstead North London. IDIOT!! She should have her kid/s taken into care!!

I had porridge & blueberry's for tea as I didn't feel hungry enough for a big meal & then did some job searches & sent some CVs off, lets hope the work situation improves in 2011!! Watched "Funny Turns: Penelope Keith" I love Penelope Keith especially as Margo in "The Good Life" she was my favourite character!! Link Below

Penelope Keith, As Margo Leadbetter, In The Good Life

I watched "Upstairs Downstairs" which is a sequel set years after the Original and far inferior, this is on BBC1 I'm sure the original was on ITV I kind of recall commercial breaks in my youth! I made a coffee & had with a Daim bar then at 10pm to my amazement I was so tired I went to bed to sleep!!!

 Daim Bar

Wednesday 29th Dec, Woke at 9am I know I dreamt but cant recall what about, checked my facebook, twitter & hotmail & sent off a few job applications & applied for some auditions. Then I had a wash put hair up in a bun, did a natural make-up & wore black catsuit  tucked into my long flat black boots & put on my gold cardigan. 

 

Today I intend to start tackling my back room, its been a state since mum died & I put lots of stuff from hers in there to sort, keep, sell or give to charity shops, or throw etc as her home had to be emptied a week after she died for the council (who were charging us for each week it was not available for new tenants, despite her paying that months rent..... so compassionate!!) So van loads of stuff/furniture, had to be quickly given away to charity shops (that mum would of wanted us to sell & split the ££) as we had no time to go through it, so just taking some sentimental items & smaller items of use, home. 


Put on long Coat & went to Wilkinson's for some cleaning essentials & got 4 lines on the lottery as my Mystic Meg stars for Gemini in the paper said "The moon lights up your prize chart & can add winning luck to lottery tickets & bingo games" god only knows I could do with some luck! 

 Mystic Meg

I got home made a salmon salad sandwich for lunch & had some orange juice. Then took several piles of boxes & bin bags from the back room, to the lounge to sort out while watching the brilliant film "Strictly Ballroom" Camptastic!!! such a Fag & Fag Hag Film!!

Strictly Ballroom, Dance final Scene

Took a break at 8pm, to watch the final episode, of the 1st brilliant series of "V" and had fish pie & baked beans for dinner. Watched "Rock & Chips" the prequel to "Only Fools & Horses" which I found a bit disappointing if I'm honest, amusing but not as gut ripping funny, nor as fast paced as "Only Fools & Horses". Continued sorting stuff from the back room then got a craving for blue cheese, so had 100g of delicious Danish Blue cheese, on Wholemeal Krisprolls Yummy!!

Then after watching a very funny "100 Men Own My Breasts" on Channel One (about cyber begging for cosmetic surgery) which my actress friend Maxine & I were laughing about on Twitter, as we watched (listing what we'd cyber beg for) I continued sorting with gusto, until 1am, then got changed into my black baby-doll nightie, and went to bed with the paper. Cops think tragic Jo knew her killer & the post-mortem showed she died from strangulation! 

 

Children of Service Personal, killed in action are to get £8,200 a year to put them through university, at last a Government that recognises its brave troops, unlike the last Labour Government who treated troops & their grieving family's with contempt, despite the fact it was their Government, that sent them into war in the 1st place!!



More Lunatics taking over the Asylum at Heathrow, where custom officers, were ordered NOT to look for drug smugglers over Christmas!! The staff email sent on Dec 23rd said they should NOT actively seek to identify any customers, with internal concealment's (what if it was explosives being concealed & overlooked??) Staff shortage was made as the excuse for the 72hr demand. Meaning smugglers with cocaine, cannabis & heroin in their stomachs would of been waved through, the email also warned staff that if they DID arrest smugglers, they would have to work a 24hr shift guarding the prisoners. The UK Border Agency was rightly incandescent with rage!! Honestly yet again, in this time of drug cartels & terrorism you really couldn't make it up!!


Gordon Ramsay has had a hair transplant, wow fillers, Botox veneers & now this, is he having a mid life crisis? is he trying to improve his looks for himself, his career, his wife or the next mistress??


A Gang thug Alistair Bell died after a several hour siege, in a cop shoot out (one piece of scum down then) he ignored pleas to hand himself in, after 2 cops went to arrest him for threatening behaviour, one of which was blasted with a handgun by Alistair, luckily the cop was wearing a bullet proof vest. 


Checked my Lotto ticket was near my bed to check results in paper 1st thing tomorrow & saw to my horror the idiot in Wilkinson's had put it through for Saturdays draw not today's!!! If today's come up I will be livid!!! I watched "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey", they may have a few $$$ in the bank, but it sure as hell can't buy class!! They really are a bunch of aggressive, foul mouthed, skanks! Teresa being the worse of the lot. Of all the "Real Housewives" shows the "New Jersey" bunch are right at the bottom of the class & dignity pile!

Real Housewife/Skank Teresa

Thursday 30th Dec, I woke at 9am, can't recall my dream but know it was long & busy. I text BGFF Nat I wouldn't be able to come to the New Years bash, at their local gay club, as the 712 wasn't running & I just can't afford the £30 travel etc at the moment, with my bills all coming in now & with me still owing Decembers rent. He text back that, that was a shame. I had some Porridge with nutmeg for breakfast. Dressed in slate grey, ribbed leggings & my white scooped neck Petit Bateau long sleeved T- shirt & a Petit Bateau red, jersey cardigan. 

Petit Bateau Long sleeved T- shirt

I use to work for Petit Bateau (small boat) as a Manager, they sell clothes for from new born baby's, to adults, their 100% "quality cotton" wear lasts for ages & doesn't lose shape, or colour, a link to their site is below, for anyone interested in finding their local branch etc!!

Petit Bateau Collection 

I made myself a decaf coffee & got stuck into more sorting, like a woman possessed!! lots of fabrics dressmaking, toy making, upholstery & ribbons, lace, trimmings, fur fabric & lots of felt, but sadly no flesh coloured (been trying to find a roll of flesh coloured felt, to buy for ages) to make more dolls with, as John Lewis only do A4 square packs of the stuff (which is too small) I still haven't been able to make the Nat & Terry Dolls!!

Example Of Some Of The Dolls I Make

I stopped to have a VERY STRONG cheddar cheese sandwich, in granary bread with Twiglets & a decaf Diet Coke, before getting stuck in again! Checked yesterdays lottery numbers in the paper, with my ticket bought yesterday (but put through for Saturday by mistake) Luckily It wasn't a winner on today's numbers, there was 1 number on two lines & 2 numbers on one line & no numbers on one line, so lets hope that it being put through for Saturday accidently, is the luck (crosses fingers!!)

Found some "Minty The Lamb" comics, that I made when I was 9-11years old, which were funny to read years later!! They were quite racy for a comic, lol must be because I'd been living on farming estates, close to nature since young lol!! I kept sorting until 7.30pm then stopped to watch Corrie followed by EastEnders & the 2nd Corrie of the night, while having a dinner of King Prawns & Roasted Sweet Potatoes & Butternut Squash, with a sweet chilli sauce. 

I watched "Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter" while continuing sorting things, no matter what your views on Kerry its obvious CAN Associates are doing an excellent job of getting her back on track.

I watched "Celebrity Juice: Bang Tidy Year" very funny. Then it was back to sorting out the back room & putting another load in the washing machine. until 1.10am when it was time for "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey" while enjoying a Mint Magnum Ice Cream, those women are so childish, neurotic & skanky its unbelievable!!

Friday 31st Dec (New Years Eve) I didn't fall asleep until 9am, as I was so wired from doing so much sorting in my spare bedroom (changing room) last night, where a lot of my late mums stuff is still to be sorted. I got stuck in, due to a New Year about to begin, so its out with the (unwanted) Old & in with the New!! I was woken at 10am by my friend Mike wanting to sell things for him on eBay as he doesn't know how to. Then I went back to sleep until noon & then got up after about 2.5hrs of sleep since yesterday! 

Had a wash, tied back hair with a white jersey hair-band, into a low ballerina bun. Wore black leggings & black long sleeved, scoop neckline Petit Bateau T- shirt, my long flat, black boots, plus long black, calf length, cardigan. Popped to the shop got a paper & a few grocery's & made some porridge. Then continued to sort out the back room, sorting stuff to throw away & stuff to eBay & other stuff to put away/file etc. 

I had Channel One on, watching Star Treck Enterprise, Star Treck Voyager & Star Treck TNG along with The Fresh Prince, as I sorted stuff, as there was sod all on the other channels that wasn't a repeat or rubbish (typical Christmas/NY UK programming!!) lucky that I'm a sci-fi nerd!!


Groomed over 20 wigs & hair pieces (some fancy dress, some not) from blonde to red, to brunette, to black & colours such as turquoise. Putting them away in their pouches & then in my gold covered box for wigs & hair pieces. Also sorted out the chest with fancy dress costumes in (most home made!) lol I'm 47 in June 2011, I really should grow up! Stopped sorting & had a Cheese Sandwich & some Twiglets plus a Diet Coke (decaf) for a late lunch & continued sorting out more stuff sat on my lounge floor in front of TV. 

Watched Celebrity Mastermind & for once I recognised two of the contestants, kids presenter Kirsten O'Brien & Comedian Rhys Thomas (who won) I actually love Rhys a bit now, both for being smart enough to be a high scoring winner, but fun enough to go on dressed up like Freddie Mercury in a harlequin, legged leotard & cropped jacket with epaulettes, good for him!! He reminds me a bit of a young Brian Conley

Rhys Thomas

Brian Conley

Popped to the shop to get two cans of K Cider, in case I decide not to open my champagne at midnight, as to have at least something to toast the New Year in with, while home alone. Sent out a load of New Year Texts early, as the network often crashes at midnight due to the overload of text messages. I sent one to Nat, Candy & a bunch of friends as well as my brother & sister saying "Happy New Year, I know I'm early but I suffer from premature congratulation" my friend Alan (Sid James's son) replied instantly & made me laugh, with his witty text.

Sid James - Carry On Abroad

My Sister, BGFF Nat, friend Chris then Brother Bill text back, the rest are no doubt busy partying. My Friend/Ex Ryan sent me a Happy NY text & Alan later sent another text saying "After careful consideration of your performance as a friend in 2010, I have decided to extend your friendship for a further 12 months. Try not to fuck it up!" which made me smile.

I chilled with the paper for 30 mins while dinner cooked, 36 people have died from Swine Flu in the UK (Candie & I were lucky to get through it, seeing we self medicated) It seems Joanna's odd looking landlord Chris Jefferies is in the frame for her murder after being arrested yesterday at 7am 

Landlord Chris

I had Chilli King Prawns, with roasted Butternut Squash & Sweet Potato for dinner & a Mint Magnum Ice Cream for desert, then continued sorting the back room (rolls & rolls of fabric dressmaking/toy making/upholstery, some to keep & use some to eBay!!) plus clothes needing repair or alterations, design files, paperwork etc. Came across an old folder & the contents made me laugh & think of an old girlfriend George, who I use to work with.


Watched the soaps & "Come Dine With Me" & the Ch4 "Comedy Gala" (filmed in Easter) as New Years Eve TV is as appalling as Christmas TV. But I turned over briefly at 11.50 to see the New Year Countdown on my own, raising a Cider to Big Ben as it chimed in the New Year & watched the most amazing firework show in London, (Link below) set to music, and I got a bit tearful. I use to see in the New Year each year with my Mum & now here I am, on my own, without Mum & I miss her terribly, even though its been just over a year! 

My New Years Resolutions 2011!!

1) More SEX, I have been celibate for last 3yrs, due to Illness & no Boyfriend & enough is enough!!!
2) A Job/More Acting Work
3) Lose The 2st Gained due to depression/heartache over mums unexpected death. Back to my old routine of 3-4hrs in the gym a day.
4) Audition NEW Ken-Dolls for my Band, Evil Barbie & The Ken-Dolls & get it up and running & gigging!!

London's Amazing New Year Fireworks 2011

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I continued sorting stuff out until 1.40am, when I settled in bed to watch "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, Reunion Show Double Bill" & what a show it was, Teresa made a real show of herself & showed what a truly skanky, foul mouthed, moll she really is, the fact that she considers herself "a Lady" is a joke! Her horrific, vile, diva, precocious, brood of four girls will go the same way, I pity the poor guys that will end up dating them! Twitter was ablaze with people saying how badly Teresa dresses her daughters, as the show went out. That went off at 3.35am & I settled down to sleep.

 
Saturday 1st Jan 2011 (New Years Day) I fell asleep some time after 5.30am & woke at 11am, I had a really action packed busy dream, which involved being abroad in a hotel & the fashion industry, I was also in a relationship with a guy as usual (unlike real life!!) Jennie replied to my Happy New Year text at 11.30am, got dressed the same as yesterday, while drinking the half empty K Cider from the night before (lol classy!!) must be the influence of watching New Jersey housewives late at night!!

I went to off licence for the paper & some essentials, got the Sun Paper, but was pissed off that the Buzz Magazine (with TV Guide) was not inside it, as it hadn't been delivered to the shop along with the papers, which is a pisser as you pay 60p for a Sun on a Saturday, rather than the normal 20p, due to there being a magazine in it, so as there isn't one I'm paying 40p over the odds, and missing out on the new Bingo Card that was inside, to play daily in the paper too!! (so Much for my Mystic Meg Horoscope Wednesday, saying that I had "Winning luck with Lottery & Bingo tickets")


Continued with my attack, on sorting out my back room, with FIVE USA on, as New Years TV is rubbish as always, so I watched back to back "NCIS" as I sorted like a woman possessed. Nicky text me Happy New Year at 1pm. I stopped for a coffee then continued sorting, then had a Cheese Sandwich for brunch at 3pm. Continued sorting sat on floor, when an ornate walking stick of mums (from when she had a knee replacement op) fell down, and whacked me on my forehead with a thud, producing a bump & a bruise!! Great start to a New Year!!!


My French friend Greg text me Happy New Year, asking how I was health wise? as his mum is a doctor, and knows what I've been through health wise, over the past few years, suggesting we must meet up again soon, maybe bringing our friend Linda with him, who we both haven't seen for a while, since she got engaged, which I said was a good idea! Linda is great she is a grandmother but doesn't look it & I call her my little "Troll Doll" as her hair is almost as long as her body!!

Granny Linda

Troll Dolls

Candie Text Happy New Year at 6pm, I said she'd vanished from Facebook, she said she hadn't noticed, adding it must be a glitch. Had two hot dog style, veggie sausages, in hot dog buns with mustard for tea & some Twiglets, so I could eat & sort at same time. At 8.30pm I took a coffee break to watch "Take Me Out" Gutted that they decided not to put me on the show, as "Louie Spence's Showbusiness" will be out at the same time!! Bummer!! All  my friends say they are gutted I'm not on "Take Me Out" as they reckon I'd be ideal for it & very funny!! 

 No Likey No Lighty!!

Clip From UK's Take Me Out

Then I watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" which made Russell Brand a star in America, not sure why? he didn't do anything much, he was more or less just being himself & his part didn't have any depths of emotion to fathom, it also had the guy who plays Marshall in "How I Met Your Mother" and Kristen Bell from "Veronica Mars" & "Gossip Girl" enjoyed a White Magnum (Magnums have become my post Christmas to New Year treat) while watching though it was a tad sweet!

At 10.30pm I got a text from my friend George (Short for Georgina) who I haven't seen in years & use to work in Bond Street with, which was a coincidence, as I was only thinking about her yesterday! She said "Hi is this still Junes number? if it is then happy new year my darling. My new years resolution is to catch up with old friends. Lots of love George (from Ivory) Lets keep in touch." I said that I'd only been thinking about her yesterday & if she gets Sky1 I'm on Louie Spence's Showbusiness on Wed at 9pm. she text back " Just sky+ it. Shit girl if you are on that show you are gonna be a celeb! About time too. Your too fab for everyday, Always have been. Love George." I laughed & sent back that I wasn't sure, but I should be on 3 or 4 of the shows depending on how its cut together? she made me laugh when she text back "OMG. That means I'm almost fab by proxy. I could get pissed or hopefully shagged on the back of your name. God Bless You. You have made an old & dry woman very happy, love George" I text her back "You Crack me up Phoebe" a private joke from 1998, George is 6ft 3" & another GF is 6ft 5" and wears heels, so when we are out, I'm the short one for a change.


Then did some more sorting & threw out 3 extra large bin bags of rubbish, of stuff that I decided to bin, which I felt were not worth eBaying. Then settled with the paper more on murdered Jo's Landlord, who was described by ex pupils he taught & neighbours as weird. Xfactor's Winner Matt Cardle has had a 4 day romp with one of the shows dancers (he is definitely after Russell Brands Shagger of the Year Award!!) 


A 22yr Derbyshire man castrated himself, throwing his testicles into a park after, then waited 24hrs before staggering to A&E saying he felt a lot less pain than he had expected, he left after being swabbed & stitched & advised to get psychiatric help. The unnamed man was suffering gender confusion & may have been attempting a home made sex change. I hope he gets the help he needs whoever he is! 

Signs this country is still mad & putting the needs of scum before those of decent people, was on page 31 of The Sun. Prison Chiefs, of a prison near Rugby housing violent offenders & sex attackers, have paid put £35,000 of tax payers money on 8 full sized snooker tables (one £4,400 table for those criminal scum, is excessive in my eyes!!) What's wrong with one or two second hand one's, if they must have any?

Chatted to Political_Fun on Twitter & saw "the ideal New Years Resolutions for Gemini" come up on my time-line (shown below)

Gemini You have a vivid imagination and brilliant ideas but you lack the follow through. Take those ideas and finally accomplish them. Has there been something you have always wanted to try, do or become? Take that first step and then take the second and third. Your ideas are truly worthy of executing and you are the one who can make it happen. YOU CAN make it happen! Start small, try that recipe or look into that class you’ve thought about attending but once you take that first step, keep taking those steps! You will be a better person in the end.

Watched "Nothing But The Truth" on Sky3 with Jerry Springer (very funny Show) followed by a double bill of the new "Beauty & The Geek" at 4.30am to 6am which I got Political_Fun who was also awake to tune into it, she'd never seen it before & was immediately hooked, not sure if this is the 3rd or 4th series? I have lost count, but they threw a curve ball in the mix, and added something new, they added one more geek & one more beauty to the group, but the girl was the geek & the guy was the beauty! Brilliant I can't wait until the next episode!! 

Political_Fun sent me two great links to Dispairwear T-Shirts & Despair Inc Mugs very funny Links below

Dispairwear T-Shirts

Despair Inc Mugs
 

Sunday 2nd Jan, I had a very Bizarre dream, where I had a huge bodied black spider in my bedroom, it looked like a cross between a Huntsman & a Tarantula. I was living with my mum (who was alive again) I went to tell her & spotted another one, not quite as chunky (more like a Huntsman) in her room, she battered & crushed it but it wouldn't die, so I got a vacuum & sucked the thing up in it, tried to do the same with the massive one in my room, but only the legs sucked up, the body was too massive to go down (not sure what happened after that?) I don't know if we killed or disposed of it? Then I was in a town in a upmarket area, with lots of stores & I was with Candie & she said she had found me a flat right near her, so she could pop in & keep an eye on me, to make sure I was OK! (not sure what was meant by that??) then I was in a sports facility with her two boys, about to go swimming & going into the ladies, to get changed, then I woke up at 11am, buggered if I know what that's all about??

Got up had a bowl of Sugar free Alpen for breakfast & popped to the shop for a NOTW then continued sorting the back room, I got a text message from one of the agency's I'm with, telling me to email someone for an application form, for a part in a film called "Gun Estate" which I did. 


Continued clearing out the back room, then had lunch of a veggie burger in a bun, with cheese, while watching Downton Abbey, washed down with a caffeine free Diet Coke & a flake for desert, then it was back to the back room & the business in hand, getting quite stuck in, also cleaned the window & put a sheer curtain up to deter prying eyes, I need some more curtain hooks, to put up curtains too, in there. I put up more hooks for handbags, I took window shoe rack down (sunlight can fade shoe fabric/leather) 

Took a Diet Coke break, then got stuck in again, but after a few tweets a few chats on Facebook (I noticed Candies Profile is now back again) & took a few go's on Facebook's Scrabble!! Got a lot done, then steamed some salmon & roasted some new potatoes (they are surprisingly nice roasted, try it if you haven't already!!) I ate my dinner at 7pm & read the NOTW (News Of The World) checked last nights lottery not a single number (So much for that luck Mystic Meg!!) Gordon Ramsey is pictured on front with puffed up face, while out with the Beckham's, no doubt a reaction to his hair transplant procedure!!

Katie Price AKA Jordan is in the paper with Alex Reid finally admitting what we suspected all along, that her marriage is in crisis, I'm sure she is not to happy his new show "I am Alex Reid" makes him look like a delusional duffus with messiah aspirations! her smile at the breakfast table of their holiday destination, looked forced at best & beyond a grimace at worst! In fact it looked more frozen than a Iceland Chicken Tikka Pizza!!

Also there were pic's of 50yr old Paul Mason, the 60st Brit who was the worlds fattest man. What bemuses me is how he could afford to eat so much to weigh that much? He must of eventually got too fat to work, before becoming housebound. His old diet before a gastric band was fitted was, an entire box of Sugar Puffs for breakfast, lunch was a Fish & Chip take away of, 4 Large Cod's, 2 Meat Pies, 4 Battered Sausages, 6 Large portions of Chips, with mushy peas, curry sauce & 2 Litres of Cola. Later he starved off hunger with Takeaway Pizzas, Chinese, Curry's & Big Macs, amassing a gob smacking 20,000 cals per day 8 times what is normal for a man!! I waver between a mere 900-2,300 a day, in comparison. He has now lost 20st in a year with help from the gastric band & carers costing the taxpaying public £100,000, his sisters have disowned him & his widowed mother, lost the family home struggling to pay for his food bills, before she died in 2009 (I feel sorry for her, but she was stupid & should of put her foot down & made him have 3 normally large meals a day, no matter how much he wailed of being hungry, if he can cope with small meals & the hunger pangs now, he could cope on larger sized normal proportions before) she should of never allowed him to eat beyond HER means!!

Watched "How To Be Famous" on E4 at 9pm which was quite amusing & tongue in cheek, then "The 100 Greatest Stand Ups 2010" very funny some great comedians old & new, then read some of my Marilyn Biography & crashed at 5am.