literally blew my mind

Ok, so this is what happens when you let your newborns stay up late and watch Gangsta Rap videos on BET late. please stop this behaviour it is in NO WAY cute, you sound like you need your baby teeth pulled out.











you look like the baby slag mafia


safety

XXBYRON

STOP LOOKING, hoe.

Alright amigas. hows it going?? good yeah? #LOLjk i dont care.

basically do you know whats been bugging me?

people who JUST look.

and dont do anything

and they are like' why is blahdiblah featured in id magazine?' 'what she EVEN do?'

urmm WHAT IS YOUR BUZZZINESSS? WAITIN DER CONCERN YOU?

...i mean, what are YOU doing?

im sorry but every week you're picture is tagged in the bangbang album?

...but yet you STILL work at dorothy perkins, doe?

....even though you're a part stylist/part-blogger

like srriuusly?

Y U JEALUZZZZ 4?

Do you ever think if you spent some time AT HOME perfecting your craft whatever it and NOT jallabanting in hoeditccch, ...this could be improving your djing, writing, singing or even academic skills...you might just see the amazing results.

HUH?

but noooooooooooooooooooooo, you'd ready hate on other peeps, init?

urgh.

meh

okay. i thought so.

The point is, dont look at what other people are doing, FOCUS ON YOURSELF.

::drops mics and gully creeps off stage::

THIS DEFINES BABY SLAG.

Hey guys, howdy do?

whats crackaling??

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  yes.

I have a few days left till im free from college, like ive been seriously .....urmm meechy, you know as all ive been doing is waking up-eat-study-eat-sleep(REPEAT) URGHH but im happy cuz it's ALMOST OVER and then i can be all happy and shizzz.

WHO WON BRITAINS GOT TALENT btw?

i was genuinely watching the final for a bit but it was sooo crap i had change the channel before i start to self harm. meh.

OH OH OH i forgot to tell you guys, IM GETTING A SCOOTER ...LIKE A PROPER AMAZING ONE...from argos.

well, incase you didnt know, duke give me his scooter but i kinda broke it after a ..day. i know. im terrible.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

ATTENTION!!!!

RYAN GIGGS IS A MESS

JASHDSHahajhjhjhjSJHAJASDHJHDAJSDSAJ icant..even begin to comment.

L O L

oh oh did i tell you guys i love anthony hamilton? no? well, i do.

i want him to sing the below song to me...even though im not a 'big' sista.

I shouldn't laugh but.....

MANS DOIN AN ALL NIGHTER, init.

(i love her nails) soo jeallluuuzzzz

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAYING UP ALL NIGHT!
*gully creeps* im such a rebel
not really considering im staying up to do WORK
how cool is that?
awesome, i tells ya.
im probably gonna have hangover eyes tomorrrow.
JUST GREAT.
but im in good mood, you know..
.......................................................................................................................

actuallly...wait.....some bastard stole my TEN QUID phone in the college library
well, THAT pissed me off for like ....15 minutes.
WHERE ALL MY CONTACTS AT??
smh.
*wipes a tears*
.....................okay. im over it now

OH OH OH. I MADE A MIX TODAY!!!!!
which is SUPERLY DUBSTEPY/GARAGEY and SLLLLYING TOTEZ AWESOME ASWELL.
no, seriously it is.
DONT. GERR ME . MAD

 

FLYINGSAUCER by wearenotgully

† † SKEEN † †

WAAAGWARRN HOMEDAWGS!!!!

YOU cool yeah?? safe. cool. blud.

Basically im in tutorial and IM CRAVING SOME SORT OF FOOD....or just haribos. I NEED HARIBOS. urmm soo i dont really haveanything insightful or funny to post but all i can say is 'SKEEEEEEEEEEN'

*pause*

I heard tyler's goblin album song's such as nightmare and some other one with frank ocean(my husband..obvsz) are just prety darn good but i just couldn't listen to all of the songs without laughing and thinking....

'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE HELL?'

ive loved them tyler from the begining, like seriosly.

but the whole album sounds a teeeny bit generic.

SOOO WHATS WRONG??

• THE WHOLE ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE A MEECHY(lazy) FOLLOW-UP FROM BASTARD.

SOO WHATS RIGHT??

• TYLER'S OFF PAN WITS AND CHARM MAKES ME JIZZ.

ARE THESE YOUR MATES?

Okay. soo i was going to do a video blog for this but I LOOOK A TOTAL MESS. i dont think you understand....more of a mess than i usually look..sooo thats BAD.
Urmmm sooo 'are these your mates??'

THE CUNT.
Unless you're EXTREMELY lucky. most people tend to have atleast one cunt in your circle of friends. you know the one im talking about. the one whose always FUCKING RUDE about everything. like CALM THE FUCK DOWN....you're not blooody simon cowell in season 2 of american idol. ARE YOU?? no. i thought sooo.
and the worst thing about this person is they think they are just being 'reaaaallll' ...like 'im just saying the truth, ya know'..... FUCK YOU. your being a complete CUNT when NOT necessary
ps: there is NEVER a necessary time to be a cunt unless when a charity leaflet guy outside brixton with a name of oluwatunde tries to chirrpppsee. ALLLOW IT BRUVV!!
...but urmmm yeah. the 'cunt' friend must be handled with precaution as they might turn into a moogllliiinnnnnn(a word i just made up).

 THE QUIET ONE
Someone once told me they are the WORSTIEST type. I personally, dont mind. However, the problem, they are SOOOO QUIET and FUCKING shy, you actually get the  impression they dont like you , or they are probably bitchy behind your back. In which some, quiet ones have been known to do in the past. Let's just say they have the reputation of being...S N A K E S!!!


THE 'WE ARE LIKE OMG,TOTEZ TWINS' MATE
These are the bestest and most amaze type of mate to have. They like the same type of music like you. They laugh at the most randomest things LIKE YOU. They cried at the last scene of finding nemo...LIKE YOU. The clip belows explains they KIND of friendship im talking about.

urmm soo im not going to continue with this 'are these your mates list?' as my hands hurt from typing and i'll just make a follow up video post. alritteyyy???

SAFE BLUUDDDDZZZZZZZ!!

WE GOTS OUR VERY OWN PODCAST NOW!



                                                                     Saywhat by Wearenotgully on Mixcloud

DRINKING MILK IS FOR SLAGS.

OMG, LIKE TODAY.
I couldn't add milk to my tea because it actually looks urghhh. like GROSSED OUT.
MILK IS LIKE CUM.
...but just with sweetener added.
DONT YOU THINK?
and speaking of cum. who would ACTUALLY swallow? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? *ghetts american accent* YOU CAN DIE.
'but i love him' ...you love who? AND YOU WUN SWALLOW WHAAAAAAAAAAT? KINI??
..........urmmmm im cool. im catttt.
I reallly think people  girls should wear a face mask whilst giving head for seriouuus precaution.
My mate henry told me about some chick who he spunked in her eye and her eye was MASSSSHEEEED UP for weeks. hahahhahaha and everyone callled her a slag.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
soo yeaj. milk.
IM BOYCOTTING THAT SHIZZZZZZZZZ.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS BOY.

NERRRR NERRR NERRRRR

Hiyaaa amigas.

I currently have the worstiest sore throat in the entire world and this is making me feeel highly meechy.

petty is JUST going to bath now? ITS 4:36 PM!!!!!!! *sighs*

but oh yeah. basically i think i might be in love for the 250th time and i keep acting like a douchebag.

Its actually sllllightly embarassing....but its okay..i'll get over..it.

ermm yeah...right.

Oh did i tell you....me and cherish did a kinda short filmey thingy? no?? well...

here is it.

MOJO PIN + take two. from funmi wittle on Vimeo.

A G6 DOESN'T EVEN EXISTENCE!!!!!!!...........pfffffffffffffft!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GWAAARNING AMIGASSS???

there's sooo many things i have to do in a bit which includes some casssj obsssesssing over whatshisface then watching alan carr chirpse on a withering counch.
hmmm anyways.

1. I WILL SEND THE FRONT ARMY SOME NUUKEEEED PHOTOS OF MYSEEELLFF......hmmm maybe tomorrow. okay. on wednesday? *scratches her head*

2. Am i the only person that's life wasn't changed by j-dilla??
3. I NEED TO TEA.NOW!!! but i still smell of last night's tea.
4. HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND A DECENT BLOKE...IF I SMELL OF TEA?
5. .....or plantain??
6. front magazine is probably one of my favourite magazines...alongside my bratz magaziness.

7. IF YOU ARE A MALE AND RELATIVELY ATTRACTIVE AND YOU CAN WRITE FOR W.A.NG PREFERABLY GIVING GIRLS(i.e..me) SEX TIPS/ADVICE..

email us on wearenotfully@gmail.com

the perks of this job will be invites to cool hipsters parties,free garms and you get to become my..........boyfriend.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. okay the last bit was joke. im taken by justin..timberlake

 

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFEEEEEZZZ!!!

(disclamer: the video your about the watch is like totez awesome(not really)...but these are the views of me, myself and i)

11.50

MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING!
how you do?

omg, i watched the 'eternal sunshine of a spotless mind' yesterday for the 100th time and yes...i cried at every scene possible. ahhh

but on a more HAPPPYY YERRR NOTE....im at the battlefront offices and ahhh they have soo many amazing new videos uploaded with pixie lott and co and
aparently olly murs came in but I WASN'T THERE TO MEET HIMM....AHHHH.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR THE NEW BATTLEFRONT SHOW PRESENTER!!

WONDERFUL AND FUNNY PERSON MALUM!!!! WOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

but ahhhh im feeling slightly hyper now because of the snickers and haribos i had for breakfast.
WHO HAS SNICKERS AND HARIBOS FOR BREAKFAST?
WHO?........ME!
the story of my life

oh yeah....i got chirpsed this morning by these three pre pubes boys... ahhhh THEY HAD THEIR SCHOOL UNIFORM ON ***DEAD***

IT'S. 9.58

HEY GUYS!!!

hellllllllllllllllooo there. *waves her hands frantically*
basically i just misssed 40 minutes of 'my big fat gypsy wedding' because my mom was watching something about thecredit crunch and all that malarky *sighs*
.........now i have to watch it on plus 4 in like 12 minutes. tick tock..tick tock *looks at her watch*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
but how cool are gypsies though?? like seriously......
THEY HAVE TRAILERS MAN!!!!!!!
TRAILERSSS!!!
I WANT A TRAILER..... :(
*kanye shrugs*
but yeah *tries to change topic* *coughs* how's your day been?
........mines has been pretty errrrm goood minus the side eye i receive from girls for doing my turban style scarf as shown by jada.
I LIKE IT...ITS COOL....(that i look like baby jedi)
lusssssssssssh.

oh like 5 miutes ago i saw (ONE OF THE) posssible the BEST songs ever...by........busted.
ahh they were soo amazing. i loved them.
R.I.P
i remember charlie's eyebrows were SOOO bushy but we all loved him..for who he is *bruno mars voice*

ps: bruno mars is a prick plantain head.....no seriously
WHY WOULD YOU DRAG A PIANO acrossss A STREET SOO CASSJ? no wonder you're sad. YOUR HANDS MUST HURRRRRRRRRT.
alllllowww