I DONT WANT A BIG ASS BOOTY

LIFE.

Before you say anything, she's not nigerian. THANK YOU, JESUS. I think she's from ghana. hahahahahhaha ....urmm okay.

Why this video is amazing?

• The beats sounds like something the neptunes would have produced. #FACT


• She looks like beyoncccccccccc


• She's an fantastic rapper, i think she could be the new nicki minaj? no? I THINK SO.

Can we also discuss her lace weave? HOW GREAT IS IT?
hagghsahdgshdghdshdhghgashgdhgsdaghddghdhdh

Overall, i think this is in my top favourite 10 songs.

L.O.V.E

IS THAT MERCY FROM EASTENDERS???

MY. NEW. FASHION. ICONS.

IT'S. 9.58

HEY GUYS!!!

hellllllllllllllllooo there. *waves her hands frantically*
basically i just misssed 40 minutes of 'my big fat gypsy wedding' because my mom was watching something about thecredit crunch and all that malarky *sighs*
.........now i have to watch it on plus 4 in like 12 minutes. tick tock..tick tock *looks at her watch*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
but how cool are gypsies though?? like seriously......
THEY HAVE TRAILERS MAN!!!!!!!
TRAILERSSS!!!
I WANT A TRAILER..... :(
*kanye shrugs*
but yeah *tries to change topic* *coughs* how's your day been?
........mines has been pretty errrrm goood minus the side eye i receive from girls for doing my turban style scarf as shown by jada.
I LIKE IT...ITS COOL....(that i look like baby jedi)
lusssssssssssh.

oh like 5 miutes ago i saw (ONE OF THE) posssible the BEST songs ever...by........busted.
ahh they were soo amazing. i loved them.
R.I.P
i remember charlie's eyebrows were SOOO bushy but we all loved him..for who he is *bruno mars voice*

ps: bruno mars is a prick plantain head.....no seriously
WHY WOULD YOU DRAG A PIANO acrossss A STREET SOO CASSJ? no wonder you're sad. YOUR HANDS MUST HURRRRRRRRRT.
alllllowww

READ MY LIPS.....

by Cristian Crisbasan

irrelevant video but i just love marie osmond.

IF YOU MISS THAT LUNAR ECLIPSE thingy bob......

HERE IT IS......

Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse from William Castleman on Vimeo.

Thanks, ryan seacrest for the heads up.

spooning doesn't lead to Forking it leads to WAR!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

definitely watch this when you have a hangover, or want to impress that hot girl you always liked but never had the Cahonez to chat up, it is a FANTASTIC ICEBREAKER!

best quote from mini movie : 'it rots away time so you can tune in to your future'

AMAZING

XX BYRON