IS THIS LIFE?

#251 HOW TO BE A BABY SLAG

• you MUST wear a (preferably american-ey)crop assss top even if you're not...urmm american and you kinda have look like a baby to pull off this....look.

truth.

DONT SHAKE TOO HARD AS IT MIGHT COME ACROSS AS ...urmmm RAPEY!

DAILY TIPS: HOW TO WASH UTENSILS

I LOVE HER

Before this video i was lost, torn and emotional as i didnt know how to wash spoons or forks. I used to pay a monkey-pirate person to do the deed for me but NOW, because of herrrr, i can NOW wash my utensils

the right way. YAYZ! 

WHERE TO FIND BLACK PEOPLE.

THIS POST IS FOR RICHARD.
RICHARD ONLY!!!

HOW TO LICK A DOUGHNUT OUT.

1. Once, you've open it(the doughnut), have a quick glance.

2.Then proceed to lick the cream.

 3...and again.

4. Keep the doughnut in your mouth casssjualy.

5. and dont worry about the crumbs.

life is short.

HOW TO SPOT A SLAG.

1. SHE EATS BANANA'S OR ICE CREAM IN PUBLIC.
2. SHE'S FROM ESSEX?
3. SHE SHOPS IN AMERICAN APPAREL ON A REGS.
4. SHE'S ALWAYS CHEWING A GUM
5. ALWAYS HAS A COLDSORE
6. SHE HATES TEA
7. SHE HAS TWO PHONES
8. SHE GOES KINGSTON UNI.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS BOY.

M A I L time.

Dear Chris Brown,
even though you punched the life out of rhianna's face. i will still love you.
and NO. im not saying what you did was right but yeh. call me.


Yours sincerely,


the association of the love strucked teenagers

waa gwarn??

Andy Willsher The Black and White Collection


Alright lovelies, basically andy willsher is an amazing photographer(to me). If you haven’t heard of him… GOOGLE HIM NOW. #nostalkertingdoe anyhooo, his photographs for the likes of nme, u2,white stripes, etc. To be fair, I think his pretty darn awesome. Soo to celebrate his total…awesomenessss. Yup. You guess it. His having an exhibition thingymajig to show off his work and YOUR INVITED! Yay!

The exhibition runs until 31st December
at The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, London, EC2A 4RH

life is a par when your just a.......link.

Definition of linking: seeing someone but your not officially their partner.

WHAAAAAA? im sorry but ive always found that 'word' a 'parrage' like...'hey, areen't good enough to be your girlfriend..but good enough to bang...yeah?'


also girls are always the first to go 'are we like boyfriend/girlfriend now?' *in a essex voice preferably* hahahahahhaha NO WE ARE NOT. we are just shag buds.


well,also i need rules. on how many dates do you have to go with your 'link for it to before official. 3 or 25???? HELP!!!!!!


Another word of advice...ALWAYS USE A CONDOM WITH YOUR LINK...
like c'mon...his allowed to cheat because technically your not 'really' his....ermm girlfriend soo yeah.
you dont want aids and all that malarky


and ohhh yeah, someone just told me you can get herpes of the mouth. sjkdfkdkglksjdlksgjksdfjkjkddggggjkgjkjgkjfkj. thats just emotional




but yes......back to the initial point. being a link is just long and if its for you go for it but me personally. meh, i'd rather just wait for an ACTUAL BOYFRIEND..you know someone like that ash stymest fella.. preferably. just sayin.

"you dont know how to give head?? pretend it's a banana"- theladybyron

Thanks, nice animal monkey person. now i know how to give head. im still sceptical about the germs and the fact the male genital is that..ermm attractive... but thanks anyway.


Much love,
the society of teenage girls who would probably cry if they give head.