LOOOK AT THE VIDEO BELOW AND TELL ME HE DOESNT SEEM FRESH.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
SKEEN
LOOOK AT THE VIDEO BELOW AND TELL ME HE DOESNT SEEM FRESH.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Its a Party..Its a Party..It's a Partaaaayyy
get crunk... get high...get in there for free @ the Macbeth tomorrow night
*Bank Holiday Special*
its going to be sooo much fun darling!! :Psee you there
XX BYRON
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
DAILY TIPS: HOW TO WASH UTENSILS
Monday, May 16, 2011
Hoes on my dick ,yh i make 'em real sleepy
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Birmingham has Got a BUDGET NIKI minaj
Friday, March 4, 2011
I can worrrrrk with that.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
This isn't a lonely hearts ,its me metaphorically whipping my hair
Sunday, December 26, 2010
...............you can go with that
Monday, December 13, 2010
When you love MATH more than your penis
Thursday, November 18, 2010
BEST DAY EVERZZZ..sooo far
Soo me being the good samaritan. I bought one popcorn.. then two popcorn. then A WHOLE LOTTA MORE POPCORN for myself. obviously.
the point is im overdosing on popcorn right now in the name of...charity. HELP!
SIDENOTE:hahhahahhahah my mate polina is reading some shakespeare sonnets. the thing is ..i know she'll get all emotional in a minute and be like 'Oh, romeo was sooooo amazing. WHY DID HE DIE???' and i'll be like 'It was wasn't real. fiction? remember!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
I'm so special YAR..?
Thursday, September 23, 2010
jokest video ...ever!
this is the heart of bulgarian music.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
douchebrain.
Dear Snoop Dogg,
Just letting you know that we have kinda withdrawn your name from our mailing list. It’s just because there’s nothing really cool about you. Anymore. Since your appearances on the Martha Stewart show, the view. We don’t want to associate with you. Ok.
And that Katy Perry video. Oh seriously. WHY?
As far as you are concerned. You have been removed from our database.
Goodbye.
Yours contemptuously,
The mysterious association of the Wang kid who used to like snoop dogg before he appeared in that California gurls video.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Dear Allah for Christmas i want AJ Abualrub



Gun Powder
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
The New Existentialism

Some may say gargle my cum
And eat my balls
But I say eat my cum
And gargle my balls
I want to build a time machine
So I can go back and buttfuck
The Virgin Mary
So she can give birth
To the Anti-Christ
Out of her ass
And be the shit demon
That haunts my dreams
Just like the one
In that stupid movie
By the guy who made Clerks
Oh, by the way
Colin Wilson�s book
Is about how existentialism
Has reached an intellectual standstill
Because it is mired in nilhism
And pessimism
And if it is ever to develop further
It would have to take a more
Humanisticly optimistic approach
But before Mr. Wilson
Could demonstrate how
This could be done
I said,
"Hey, I need a blowjob."
So I called your mom
And said,
"Lick my anal crevice,
you sick little bitch.
I want to whip you with my cock
And fuck your armpit�."
And she says,
"I�ll be right over."
At that note,
I broke into song.
"Existentialism is an ism jism."
(Repeat ad nauseum, fall to the ground,
have a seizure, and crawl back to your seat
at the coffee shop)



