it will soon cost £10000 to go to school

dear uk gvernment,

you do realise that the more it costs to send anyone of your youth to school, then the likelihood of your next generation of voters to have an iq above 10 is going to be slim to none, i suppose hat what you're aiming for anyway right? i mean the less intelligent people are the more they will vote for any party will a smile and a macdonalds voucher, without reading your manifesto. i is obvious to me that you would rather your countries youth be crippled with debt or engaging in battle with a country that has less arms than a quadriplegic nun.

i'm saying his because this now means, when i'm at uni next year, the rest of my degree will now cost half way between £9000-£10000 from a little over £3000,what a ridiculous jump, why don't you just give me a baseball bat and point me in the direction of the queen . don't insult my intelligence and don't let attacks on the queen become common practice.(by the way theladybyron actually loves the queen, at least she isn't prince Charles ,however we shan't get into that)

so if i rob a bank from being in so much debt once my degree is finished, that.. good sir.. is ON YOU

i really wish i had been at the protest two weeks ago. i feel like as a voting member of the youth i have been betrayed by both parties, which goes to show what we already knew, is that our governments, neither care for or can adequately deal with our needs as a voting and non-voting public. protests or not, how can we really show our discontent with the way things are going , whilst statistically people under the age of 25 don't really vote what annoys me is that 10 years ago there was plenty that we could do to show how concerned we were about new laws and the tweaking of old laws, but slowly eroding way's of keeping your government in check

so thanks for that and FUCK YOU

and to the youth of britain, the next time you vote for a party read their manifesto, read not just what they say they will do but how they say they will achieve that.

oooooohhhh and one more thing....

vote and make sure your peers votes, get politically active, because if you don't then you will not be able to complain when England is in a dystopic society

XX BYRON

WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

LET THE WAR BEGIN: PCS VS MACS!

DONT PISSS MAN OFF!
im a PC FOR LYFE(well until i save up enough for a mac).brlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

The Sub Club:What is Chardie?

Hey this is the first article of The Sub Club, where we basically analyse two sets of subcultures for you lovely people and socially comment on them, go on my son join in!

This week Yardies VS Chavs

Yardies are so disgusting

Chavs are truly repugnant beings.

These subcultures is dangerous to young men and women and needs to STOP .The world is not picking on you and people are not being RACIALISTS,RICH BITCH,TOFF or whatever the fuck the new term is that you use for people who don't look or smell like corned beef.

Like really vile creatures from the invisible world of stereotypes.When i speak of these people i don't mean of the attractive ordinary Jamaicans JUST MAKING IT CLEAR FOR YOU PC NAZIS,

they are the ethnic minorities equivalent to *coughs* CHAVS or maybe they are one in the same me thinks?

definitely true ,as both subcultures have the same goals in life and rituals to make them feel less marginalised in society by the upper classes.

I'm talking about those dirt bag, fake converse,fake "gucci/pucci" handbag wearing.hollaring at people in Brixton in give you the last Fried dumpling or chip,whilst your clearly leaving your self open to getting diabetes type A as the rolls on your bung belly wine to the sounds of VYBZ KARTEL or the new BASS HUNTER album.

Yes i'm talking about you with your bleached face enhanced with too-light foundation yet you don't "really" like white people OHHHH the irony.Lets not forget your TANOREXIC counterparts, orange is a colour that only looks nice on fruit. listen "BABE" your clearly not golden sunset for i can see your tide marks as clear as day and the fact that your TATAAS are fake.

Dear Ms chav girl/lucy/jadey babes/Glamour model,

the way you slaughter the english tongue with incorrect phonetics really gets me hard , i just love that you say "BABE or HUN" instead of using the fucking name that my parents under god gave me . I love how you remind me that your "not racist but east anglia is abroad and not part of the British isles so maybe all the Asian people should live there instead of Crawley".Clearly your geographic skills are on point.Why waste time doing your

GCSE's your "gonna ave Tyrones baby,and your sorted cos he works at costcutters init?"Perhaps you should be given a medal ,because as we know, only you know how to truly rape primark and the discounted rails at topshop, lets not forget how "lush" your pauls boutique bag is.You do know that people going home on the night bus love to hear your numerous stories about your mate Tracy and "how she's such a slag right cos she swallows but really your well jealous of her being on TheJeremykyleshow".Using sunbeds is soo much better for a tan, who gives a shit about skin cancer ,right?. you look good now,right? Maybe its how good it was that you fucked Ashley Cole but you were "well gutted that he didn't let you call him MR.T as he bummed you"

good luck with you GNVQ in hair and make up.

sorry Beautician degree

please stop reproducing,

love "posh bitch" Byron

Lace front wig wearing *Note to yardie woman: your not fooling anyone we know the hair really isn't yours* (not helping the 3rd world,seeing as its little Indian kids that have to stay up at night and make your hair piece instead of you know.HAVING A CHILDHOOD)

*vomits* your bleach blonde hair extensions are polluting the gap in your skull whose previous tenant was your brain