SOO RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.

London Riots : This is just not Acceptable AT ALL

so i went out the other night with mate and im walking home in white chapel, fall asleep wake up at 2pm , leave the house and on my way to hackney i hear conversations going on, about 'omg ...didnt you hear, its sad init....like' to be honest i was half listening to slipnot, have baffled about the conversation i was eaves dropping on, but no more than 10 minutes after i arrive at my destination (laurens house) she tell me 'byron didnt you hear what happened....BLAH BLAH wlathomstowe...BLAH BLAh RIOTS ' and i was just confused how could this happen in the city i live in (i am aware riots have happened in london before) but what i mean is IN LONDON IN 2011

WHAT

THE

FUCK

?

i mean seriously certain people need to fix the fuck up or get the fuck out of life. How can you tell me that you couldn't wait the few weeks it takes for the police to get all their information together, but no instead you mr Hooded sea urchin had to make a mountain out of a mole hill, perhaps im wrong , perhaps there are holes in certain sections of society that cannot be fixed AS IN EVER!, or can only be disgusted philosophically at a University level Lecture and then only hypothetically (because we all know that YOBS have no self control and are just hell bent on destroying the world as we know it)

**PAUSE.......**

**breathes in through the mouth and out through the nose....**

CONTINUES....

point 1)

i just feel that every time young people are groups larger than five , people are very quick to demonise them and say that they are doing something Illegal or Vulgar. god help you if you are under the age of 25 and in a hooded jumper after a jog or going to the GYM and god help you if you are male and an ethnic minority. it is true that police pic on ethnic males under 25 , police pic on ethnic males over 25 its a fact but it does make it right or fair but for people to make that a base for mindless and reckless behaviour or PUBLIC PROPERTY because we all pay council tax and we all live in london (if your are a londoner). its just disgusting and Unruly behaviour, that goes to show that some people just have no thought of tomorrow or respect fro communal property.

point 2)

the coverage of these 'riots' are even more PATHETIC than the riots itself, how can an MP say that 'its not a riot ...BLAH BLAH...i dont really live here any way ... im on the train back to kent or somewhere thats less of a shit hole than YOUR area bloody YOBS'

the whole this is just so stupid ,that i really canot stress how STUPID it is, just go home and take get of your parents and/or get a job or go to college ....REALLY london ..THIS IS WHAT IT HAS COME TO?

point 3)

the people that are into the hype and mass hysteria of the riots, because to put it in its most simple and meaningless for it is just MASS HYSTERIA. this is ridiculous AS IF you are basically shitting on your own doorstep by burning and looting your local shops, SETTING FIRE to a carpet store...

A CARPET STORE people really? robbing curry's and Footlocker...REALLY?

ok

GENUIS ...

tell me what happens when you need to fix your ipod or want to buy new trainers or for arguments sake need a new carpet?

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

WHERE WILL YOU GO TO PURCHASE SUCH ITEMS?

i'll tell you where now where or maybe Ebay , and you will order a wii and get a sega.. thats what will happen, you are destroying local business , not sticking your finger up to the man ..

do you really think an organisation like Footlocker gives a shit if you destroy one store? ...erm. NO.. they have many a footlocker around the world (by the way for you chooch people, that doesn't mean that i believe it an ok thing to do just because its an international business)

point 4)

Innocent people on their way home ..are being assaulted by the idiots that have ' temporary mob mentality'.

ERM......

sorry thats possibly somebody's that you are about to mug/rape/punch in the face

do you just have no morals or are you a dog?

what would your parents say?

what would your friends say?

what would Jesus say?

come on at least one of these opinions would shock you into more socially acceptable actions.

if you are disinfranchised, disallusioned and disproportionatly disadvantaged from whats going on in your society then why not do something positive about it so that people would hear you out, even if they dont agree with your views, but a platform of violence solves nothing!!!

but hey ...who am i kidding? these actions had no social or political relevance, its just Bum Bum heads that want free shit and as a result of this , there will be less rights of public assembly. thanks you vulgar twat!...

SORT IT OUT LONDON!!!

jheeez.. you'd think that we where in some slum of harlem or something

*rolls eyes*

SERIOUSLY

IM SO APPALLED

XXBYRON

WTF? #demo2010

Now i understand why bbc didnt show any news coverage of the student protest after 5pm.

life is a par when your just a.......link.

Definition of linking: seeing someone but your not officially their partner.

WHAAAAAA? im sorry but ive always found that 'word' a 'parrage' like...'hey, areen't good enough to be your girlfriend..but good enough to bang...yeah?'


also girls are always the first to go 'are we like boyfriend/girlfriend now?' *in a essex voice preferably* hahahahahhaha NO WE ARE NOT. we are just shag buds.


well,also i need rules. on how many dates do you have to go with your 'link for it to before official. 3 or 25???? HELP!!!!!!


Another word of advice...ALWAYS USE A CONDOM WITH YOUR LINK...
like c'mon...his allowed to cheat because technically your not 'really' his....ermm girlfriend soo yeah.
you dont want aids and all that malarky


and ohhh yeah, someone just told me you can get herpes of the mouth. sjkdfkdkglksjdlksgjksdfjkjkddggggjkgjkjgkjfkj. thats just emotional




but yes......back to the initial point. being a link is just long and if its for you go for it but me personally. meh, i'd rather just wait for an ACTUAL BOYFRIEND..you know someone like that ash stymest fella.. preferably. just sayin.

Good morning, i tells ya.

O yer i forgot.

alritey wangers,


incase you didnt know partially because i havent ermmm told ya ive been in texas for the summer and its rather dandy. its hot but its ight. Can ihhh just say america is the most commercial place ive evr been too? its like a walking advert!
Meh! also why does everyone classify indie as rock? ITS DIFFERENT!ok? its such a par that you lot arent allowed to drink till your 21!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? ive been drinking since was like three.... BANG BANG! ok, i havent. i just begged it nicely but still. yerr, i miss london but my cousins has a trampoline, a massive swimming pool, a basketballl court, a games room.....SOO i cant really complain.
Days of our lives is the most melodramtic thing ive ever seen in my life..dbnsjfdjfjkdjkjskjkdsjfkjfk and jersey shore is the best thing since french toast!

PARTYYY IN MY TUMMIE!

Cancer Patient kills Band

Hot Chip - I Feel Better

Hot Chip MySpace Music Videos

Visual Nightmare

this video gave me nightmares

i dreamt of the apocalypse with big black men, shooting lasers out their eyes and throwing mice with really nice shoes at me.:(

xx Byron

OH Nicki PLEASE STOP IT!

This song is really pants i only put it up to point out that the video format is the same as Kanye West's 'Heart less' which is nothing less than AMAZING,

Seriously when will she stop copying Every hip-hop Artist. this is my plee. PLEASE STOP IT!

xx Byron

WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

The Sub Club:What is Chardie?

Hey this is the first article of The Sub Club, where we basically analyse two sets of subcultures for you lovely people and socially comment on them, go on my son join in!

This week Yardies VS Chavs

Yardies are so disgusting

Chavs are truly repugnant beings.

These subcultures is dangerous to young men and women and needs to STOP .The world is not picking on you and people are not being RACIALISTS,RICH BITCH,TOFF or whatever the fuck the new term is that you use for people who don't look or smell like corned beef.

Like really vile creatures from the invisible world of stereotypes.When i speak of these people i don't mean of the attractive ordinary Jamaicans JUST MAKING IT CLEAR FOR YOU PC NAZIS,

they are the ethnic minorities equivalent to *coughs* CHAVS or maybe they are one in the same me thinks?

definitely true ,as both subcultures have the same goals in life and rituals to make them feel less marginalised in society by the upper classes.

I'm talking about those dirt bag, fake converse,fake "gucci/pucci" handbag wearing.hollaring at people in Brixton in give you the last Fried dumpling or chip,whilst your clearly leaving your self open to getting diabetes type A as the rolls on your bung belly wine to the sounds of VYBZ KARTEL or the new BASS HUNTER album.

Yes i'm talking about you with your bleached face enhanced with too-light foundation yet you don't "really" like white people OHHHH the irony.Lets not forget your TANOREXIC counterparts, orange is a colour that only looks nice on fruit. listen "BABE" your clearly not golden sunset for i can see your tide marks as clear as day and the fact that your TATAAS are fake.

Dear Ms chav girl/lucy/jadey babes/Glamour model,

the way you slaughter the english tongue with incorrect phonetics really gets me hard , i just love that you say "BABE or HUN" instead of using the fucking name that my parents under god gave me . I love how you remind me that your "not racist but east anglia is abroad and not part of the British isles so maybe all the Asian people should live there instead of Crawley".Clearly your geographic skills are on point.Why waste time doing your

GCSE's your "gonna ave Tyrones baby,and your sorted cos he works at costcutters init?"Perhaps you should be given a medal ,because as we know, only you know how to truly rape primark and the discounted rails at topshop, lets not forget how "lush" your pauls boutique bag is.You do know that people going home on the night bus love to hear your numerous stories about your mate Tracy and "how she's such a slag right cos she swallows but really your well jealous of her being on TheJeremykyleshow".Using sunbeds is soo much better for a tan, who gives a shit about skin cancer ,right?. you look good now,right? Maybe its how good it was that you fucked Ashley Cole but you were "well gutted that he didn't let you call him MR.T as he bummed you"

good luck with you GNVQ in hair and make up.

sorry Beautician degree

please stop reproducing,

love "posh bitch" Byron

Lace front wig wearing *Note to yardie woman: your not fooling anyone we know the hair really isn't yours* (not helping the 3rd world,seeing as its little Indian kids that have to stay up at night and make your hair piece instead of you know.HAVING A CHILDHOOD)

*vomits* your bleach blonde hair extensions are polluting the gap in your skull whose previous tenant was your brain