Showing posts with label not for epiletic peeps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not for epiletic peeps. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

FUJI MASTER

My mum(who is nigerian,obvvvvvs) has been somewhat of a fan of this guy uncle for decades and i can understand why, HE-IS-A-G.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

"I SAW MY LOVE ON FACEBOOK"

JhjshhhhHHAHHAHJAHJjsjjjhhahahahhaah im actualllly crying. THIS SONG IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING. HOW CAN THE CHORUS GO 'my facebook love, im waiting for your message on my wall'...with additional youruba adlibs.
PHAHAHAJAHJAAJSHSJDHJSHJSAHJD


WHY THE VIDEO IS JOKES?
  • the chicks lies about her age for facebook.

  • she uses a picture of a model on her FACEBOOK PICTURE!!!

  • then....in the end they randomly see eachother and they are just 'urmm eurghh you're butterz fam'


then 3.34-3.37 the guy is like having a cold shower whilst WRITING ON HER WALL.

AHGHSGHAGSAG WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
OH SHIT. I LOVE BEING NIGERIAN!!!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

YOU'RE A CUNT


Because:
  • you always wear those jeans that make you're ass look flat
  • you sit all on all kind of old men dick
  • you never make me food when i call you 'bitch'
  • you keep trying to seduce me with bricks.
  • YOU ALWAYS SMELL of cheese and garri.
  • urghhhh
  • and you never rub my feet

HOW RUDE!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

CRYSTALS CASTLES ALWAYS FUCK WITH MY HEAD!


Nahhhhhh but why is alice like this doe??? she's blantently screaming but the beat is too good.
*jizz*

Thursday, December 23, 2010

PLEASE EAT. YOU ARE NOT FAT. CURVY IS THE NEW TING. NO.....IT IS.
LOOK AT KIM KARDASSHIAN.
WEIRD SHAPED GLASSES ARE COOL OK? ermm maybe not in brixton, as you'll get slap but yeah..you gerr my point.

glittery stuff in your tea is amazing. AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT DRUGS.
SKY FERREIRA is a pretty dope singer and she has amazing hair.
SHE'S LIKE THE MODERN DAY RAPUNZEL.