This isn't a lonely hearts ,its me metaphorically whipping my hair

This is search for the guy that sat next to me on the 11:20 train to Kent,

I think you're jokes

we spoke for over an hour but i didn't ask for your name,

i liked your sarcastic banter and rosy cheeks

we clicked, like eating disorders on a catwalk

even though i didn't really laugh at your joke inside i felt like this

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you kept making excuses to touch me,

and tried to get me to whip my hair

i didn't notice at the time

Because i kept trying to not smile at everything you said.

you kept trying to convince me that

Lord Byron and Billy Idol are really the same person

i told you about WANG

and called you a jewhead

if you see this then you will know that im ladybyron

shalom

XXBYRON

Evil Barbie's Katie Waissel Jokes

After The Sunday Revelations that Xfactor's  Katie Waissel's 81yr Gran is a £250 a hour Prostitute, it's obvious some jokes are going to be made, so here are some of mine, that I made up Sunday, I will add more if & when I think of them!!


1) Say what you want about Katie Waissels Hooker Gran, but at least one of them has a FUCKING successful career!!

2) Katie Waissel & her Gran have their knockers!!...... But at least her Gran makes money out of hers!!!

3) Q- Whats the difference between Katie Waissel & her Gran?  A- Her Grans FUCKING talented

4) Q- What has Katie Waissel & her Gran got in common? A- in the end Both are hoping to cum 1st!!

5) Q- Why did Katie Waissel get a Pixie Crop?  A- To go with her Elf Ears

hannah just tweeted this. AND I COLLAPSED!

"You sell insurance? Can I insure myself... against you?"

WAGNER LEAVES XFACTOR HOUSE

this is probably the funniest ive heard all week. soo basically wagner from xfactor(the lovely fellow in the picture above) was angry about the 'funny smell' in the xfactor house soo started spraying deodarant around the house...to everyone annoynace sooo
lovely hero (smiley guy in the photo above) was like 'im sticking up for everyone and we've had enough. and STOP TRYING TO SABOTAGE OUR THROATS..so we cant sing and win the competition'

and he also sing this rendition

soo wagner was soo annoyed he left the house saying 'YOU BASTARDS!'
and is now staying at a north london hotel.
hahaha jokes.

WHAT THE FUCK? I LOVE THIS CRAP!

in case you guys dont know, i love yo gabba gabba and the dumbness that goes with this show. soo yesterday im watching it..as any normal 18 year old does............then BAM SEAN KINGSTON!..yes sean fucking 'beautiful girl' kingston.... presents his mini spinnnie dance.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MY LIFE! THIS SHOW HAS DESTROYED ME!!

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