stole this of dorsa's twitter. one word. JIZZ.

[Ludacris]
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips

I aint afraid to drown, if that means I’m deep up in your ocean, yeah
Girl I’ll drink you down, sipping on your body all night
I just wanna take your legs an’ wrap them round
Girl you cummin’ right now
My head to your chest feeling your heartbeat girl
Swimming all in your sea
And you sweatin’ all over me
Girl, lean forward, don’t you run girl
I don’t want to be a minute man
Baby your just like a storm
Rainin’ on me girl, your soakin’ wet

ooooo, whoaaaaaaa

[Chorus]
I’ma kiss you right, yea, yeah
I’m gon lick all night, yea, yeah
Girl, when I’m inside yea, yeah
Yeah girl, you heard what I said
I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Yea yeah
Girl I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Yea yeah
I’m gonna make you wet the bed
I’mma put your legs behind your head
I’m gonna make you wet the bed

You don’t know what you in for
Bout to get into your mental, huh
Bend you back like its limbo
I’m gon make you feel like a Nympho
Tonight (ooooh) your mine, baby girl, uhhhh

Anytime you want it
I’m ready and willin’ gotta give it
I start to lick on your body
You go to trembling
Move around girl, let me get it from the side
And can I visit all those spots you like
Your neck, your back, your sexy lips
booty and thighs

I dont want to be a minute man
Baby your just like a storm
Rainin’ on me girl, your soakin’ wet
yea, yeah

[Chorus]
I’ma kiss you right, yea, yeah
I’m gon lick all night, yea, yeah
Girl, when I’m inside yea, yeah
Yeah girl, you heard what I said
I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Yea yeah
Girl I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Yea yeah
I’m gonna make you wet the bed
I’mma put your legs behind your head
I’m gonna make you wet the bed

[Ludacris]
I’ma make your body wetter than ever
We’ll get together you could tell as soon as I approach her
When you feelin’ uptight get it right
Don’t fight, lightin up like Sammy Sosa
Women call me the super soaker
And I’ma soak your bed to death
(don’t stop, huh, huh)
How long can you hold you breath, uhh
A-a-asthma attackin’
Waking up, wondering what happened
Makin’ me hot like Toni Braxton
You can’t deny you wanna break my back in, two
What you wanna do, look at you with your birthday suit, suit, suit, suit
The forcast said it’s cloudy tonight
And I’ma have your body like bloo, bloo, bloo, bloo

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips

I can feel this conversation dying

sometimes i think that people need to think instead of opening their mouths and allowing voluminous amounts of bullshit to escape. this is useful advice if you want people to respect what you say, not just the amount of your verbal excretions but the ACTUAL content and quality of what you say. i notice this allot more in the so called 'young and trendy' places in London *coughs* Shoreditch Gassers are the most prominent, just twittering on about yourself and how 'amazing you actually are and how fantastic your life is and how that Westwood show was soo Fierce and ting and ting'...SHUTTHEFUCKUP! why do you think that this makes you interesting? Isn't the whole point of having a conversation letting the other person finish speaking before you interrupt them to talk about some 'amazing new diet or eastern religion that has made you feel complete '?

Like dude seriously......

JUST JAM!.... and remember how much you learnt buy simply keeping your mouth closed and listening to other peoples funny little stories about stuff. the most selfish thing is when people only hear themselves and nothing or nobody else... how are you supposed to learn and grow as a person, and the sad thing is that this is much more common amongst Adult's... than their teenage counterparts.

its not even how much you speak, its how you respect the opinions and thoughts of others by not interrupting to just speak about yourself and things only affecting you..and then being arsey when you find out that people don't actually like you because you are the boring cunt at the party that speaks of their amazing life and forgets to actually LIVE IT!

Just something to think about

XX BYRON

p.s i am getting my septum pierced for the 4th time,if anyone has any GOOD tips about after care because i clearly am doing something wrong then just email me at wang's Gmail K? TEN KU and then hopefully it wont get infected again, i will put up the pixels as soon as the deed is done. i WANG you very much :)

Sheath Thy dagger

Dear Beautiful Man,

see baby all those flute lessons taught me how to blow, betchya i can play 'Fur elise' on your twizzle ? Bible camp taught me soo much, especially father Ronson. He said "now ,now byron, god doesn't like things sloppy so blow constructively and swallow"

So we can do it at my house butt naked,you can mount me whilst we watch 'Maury' on living plus. Be sure to last the hour otherwise it will be embarrassing for both of us and i wont fake a sex face just to massage your Ego .

So 10 am right ? in Peckham and remember butt naked, shoes no socks. OK? Now that your'e done molesting me. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I am sure we can cum to some agreement?

xx Byron

WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

The Sub Club:What is Chardie?

Hey this is the first article of The Sub Club, where we basically analyse two sets of subcultures for you lovely people and socially comment on them, go on my son join in!

This week Yardies VS Chavs

Yardies are so disgusting

Chavs are truly repugnant beings.

These subcultures is dangerous to young men and women and needs to STOP .The world is not picking on you and people are not being RACIALISTS,RICH BITCH,TOFF or whatever the fuck the new term is that you use for people who don't look or smell like corned beef.

Like really vile creatures from the invisible world of stereotypes.When i speak of these people i don't mean of the attractive ordinary Jamaicans JUST MAKING IT CLEAR FOR YOU PC NAZIS,

they are the ethnic minorities equivalent to *coughs* CHAVS or maybe they are one in the same me thinks?

definitely true ,as both subcultures have the same goals in life and rituals to make them feel less marginalised in society by the upper classes.

I'm talking about those dirt bag, fake converse,fake "gucci/pucci" handbag wearing.hollaring at people in Brixton in give you the last Fried dumpling or chip,whilst your clearly leaving your self open to getting diabetes type A as the rolls on your bung belly wine to the sounds of VYBZ KARTEL or the new BASS HUNTER album.

Yes i'm talking about you with your bleached face enhanced with too-light foundation yet you don't "really" like white people OHHHH the irony.Lets not forget your TANOREXIC counterparts, orange is a colour that only looks nice on fruit. listen "BABE" your clearly not golden sunset for i can see your tide marks as clear as day and the fact that your TATAAS are fake.

Dear Ms chav girl/lucy/jadey babes/Glamour model,

the way you slaughter the english tongue with incorrect phonetics really gets me hard , i just love that you say "BABE or HUN" instead of using the fucking name that my parents under god gave me . I love how you remind me that your "not racist but east anglia is abroad and not part of the British isles so maybe all the Asian people should live there instead of Crawley".Clearly your geographic skills are on point.Why waste time doing your

GCSE's your "gonna ave Tyrones baby,and your sorted cos he works at costcutters init?"Perhaps you should be given a medal ,because as we know, only you know how to truly rape primark and the discounted rails at topshop, lets not forget how "lush" your pauls boutique bag is.You do know that people going home on the night bus love to hear your numerous stories about your mate Tracy and "how she's such a slag right cos she swallows but really your well jealous of her being on TheJeremykyleshow".Using sunbeds is soo much better for a tan, who gives a shit about skin cancer ,right?. you look good now,right? Maybe its how good it was that you fucked Ashley Cole but you were "well gutted that he didn't let you call him MR.T as he bummed you"

good luck with you GNVQ in hair and make up.

sorry Beautician degree

please stop reproducing,

love "posh bitch" Byron

Lace front wig wearing *Note to yardie woman: your not fooling anyone we know the hair really isn't yours* (not helping the 3rd world,seeing as its little Indian kids that have to stay up at night and make your hair piece instead of you know.HAVING A CHILDHOOD)

*vomits* your bleach blonde hair extensions are polluting the gap in your skull whose previous tenant was your brain