she turned you bocat and now you lick toes

Notice how dizzee actually sounds like his crying.

like EMOTIONAL.

hajaghsghsggsaghasgs OHMYGOD

THROWING SHADE.

RIRI , IS THAT YOU,YH?

WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING SHADE?

cici aka ciara was throwing shade on twitter the other day.

mary j blige has been rumoured to throw shade too.

EVEN LIL KIM HAS BEEN THROWING SHADE?

IS IT BY FORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN?? AMINNNN

..in my opinion are sooo weird... like fuckkkk. yes. im a christian and stuff..even though i dont preach in ya'll faces and i do have a fair bit to drink butSOMEBODY HELP ME...im going to be in texas till august..and TILL AUGUST.

Every SINGLE sunday.. i have to go with my super dupey religious aunt and her family to this stereotypical black church. which askes me if im a born again christian..and if im not?? then all is doomed for me...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? really *faints immediately* but seriously these churches are surreal..even the kids around my age are just COOOOKYYYYY CRAZYYYYYY *PAUSE* anyhooo..somebody give me strength.. i only have a few 8 weeks to go before i get back to the peripherals of my beautiful london.

HOW CAN WEAVE BE BULLET PROOF?

Laura Blokhina x Denim

photos by Jimmy Backius

"I finally get to see what a vagina looks like"

WTF is wrong with me????

Minus this mildy attractive picture of jay-z's beyattch, i mean the "gorgeous" beyonce.basically ive come to the understanding that i could be like alone forever.seriously i actually dont mind living with cats and sqiurrels, im sure that'll be fun. but i always get fucked over??? why is that?considering im not the push over type( am i?), i reckon im rather emotionally stable and confident gurl. soo why is it everytime something cracks in a relationships and stuff, i turned into an emotional wreck.fahhking heck, im such a contradication to myself,. i sit all day preaching bloody independence and be happy with ureself and being single.YET.im like meh! seriously if your single, just embrace finger blasting ureself.atleast you wont get ch ch chlamladia or get pregnant.haha, ive actually just made myself laugh a teeny bit & ive kinda forgotten what this post was all about. hmmm anyhooooo im single and im NOT looking(anymore) although i do still fancy justin bieber,stephen fry and vicky pollard,actuallly scratch everythang.VICKY POLLARD IS LENG #endof

"My Tesco brings all the mums to the yard & they're like "Do you have a clubcard?"

Keep your chastity belt on

i really really really, envy "pure folk" aka VIRGINS. why..? i hear you ask, i'll tell you why.

previous to my de-flowering (haha african term) i had very optimistic hopes about SHEX. i thought "this is going to be the making of me"(literally) there is no way in hell a guy this hot would be crap at SHEXING...OH if only someone had told me how wrong i would be.

firstly he turned off the music, WHY the hell would you do that? OK i love you, you love me but that doesn't mean that i want the sound of your heavy breathing to be my first memory of intercourse (scarred for life)

after foreplay he then decided to quicken things up by not giving me sufficient lip service, not that all of 5 minutes was good anyway, i got better head when i was 15.

and after after i was numb from embarrassment and shame ,he then proceeded to fuck me,as we fucked i kept thinking of what my mate had said" don't fuck white dicks, cos you cant bounce on them" its was completely TRUE and for what seemed like an hour, but i checked my watch it i was 25 minutes of thrusting and grunts.he dropped me twice and i banged my head leaving me with a huge KOKO

IT WAS SHIT. like UBER SHIT. i can honestly say that i didn't know what he was doing but i just felt like a dead fish .

why does porn make everything look so appealing ? then i had the feeling that if it wasn't for me cycling him then the whole encounter would have been fruitless.

all in all it was a lame experience that i didn't care to repeat and if we weren't in a relationship i don't think i ever would have looked his dick in the eye again, in two and a half years we only had Amazing sex twice,the rest was less than mediocor and quite frankly dissapointing JOSHUA!

HANDSOME COOL STYLISH MEN??? FAHHKK OFFF!

HAPPY VALENTINESSSS!(dont be emo singletons)

If your a relationship, kudos to you. dont fahk it up,bcuz i tend to do that.I know all your single ladies will be like gagging and stuff but heyyy you all know you'd rather be in relationship rather than preaching that i wanna-be-independence-malarky

thats me, i can NEVER bring myself to say "i love you" onlyyy in written form.only.
ist soo weird i had plan out what i was gonna say in this post but its all gone over my head now. Basically dont sabotage anything good you have going on. you see me, i WOULD love to be with a guy(certain guy) but voila i tend to sabotage things, just ask my mate ruth from secondaryu she'll tell you. soo ive come to the conclusion that ill be lonely probably living with cats and depressed goldfishes but if you have something going right now. thank fuck. but in the words of amer , food things happen to those who wait.MEH!

funmi is a daggering QUEEN, she loves it

FAHKING XMAS!

You see maybe its just me but has christmas become an excuse for capitalist like bunsiness to make multi zillion trillion over a small period of time.delving and feeding us all this nonsense.OVERRATED. i go to my high street and its like "get this, get that...FOR URE FISH" Ps: Alll this malarky starts in october..never when its fricking nearer to bloody christmas.We as people have actually become to obsessed with the materialistic side of christmas(even me) you know what i mean the presents, brussel sprouts..eurghh, etc,etc and maybe just maybe we've lost the meaning of what christmass is actually about

STAYING.LOVE.FAMILY.TIME.CARING.SHARING..you know the dealio

I feel like im falling in this capitalisttrap but i dont know..this is a pointless rant bcuz im just babbling on but yehhh.FAHKK ARGOS.Just enjoy the true meaning christmas

Photo by me

Dear Phillip Annand , Can you stop being all inspiring and stuff? thank you

Phillip Annand is part of the onawardtour and his site is actually rather good.its a lifestyle,cultural,street-style blog.but thats not why im actually doing a post on him... it was the video below.His actually a rather inspring young chap and his doing soo well and talks soo much sense.Eurghh. all i talk about is plantain and Scrubs.i need to up my game.WATCH THE VIDEO THATS ALL!

PHILLIP ANNAND from TONE on Vimeo.

photos by tone

words by Moi