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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Quiet Start To October, Only Xfactor to Amuse & Irritate Me In Equal Parts

Monday 4th Oct, I got up at 8.30am knee & elbow still tender, but its my trodden on little finger that's the killer, did a job search & sent off a few job applications, though its getting close to the season where its only part time Xmas Jobs. Then wrapped up warm & took Aku, Stanley & Betty out for 2hrs over the park, to get myself some exercise, walking is good for the legs & you can cover a lot of distance in 2hrs blisters on heels have almost healed so I will be able to wear my trainers soon & get down to some serious exercise in the gym, not just in the park. Cold out today feels like winter, even though British summertime doesn't end until Oct 31st.


Got home finished my last blog & also posted my Big Brother Party photos on one of my past blogs & Facebook album & also uploaded my Two Pics taken outside the BBC by the Tardis, when Ian & I went to see the filming of "8 Out Of 10 Cats" (below) into one of my Facebook Albums.


When The Dr told Ian  he'd be "sucked off" to another Dimension
This wasn't quite what he had pictured!!!


The Newly Generated Gay Dr Who
With his Cougar Fag Hag, New Assistant


Went on my facebook & found a message from someone I named & shamed in a prior blog (Still Can't Give Up The Fags & I Don't Even Smoke) lets call him *Lenny King he was most perturbed, no doubt present or potential employers googled him & my write up of his antics popped up GOOD!! which no doubt reflected badly on him (GOOD!!) as he has a rather high powered job, which is no doubt why, like some footballers he has a inflated ego, that makes him him wrongly assume, that  he can treat women like dirt & get away with it (he picked on the wrong woman when he picked on me!!) the correspondence & my views below :-


04 October at 19:19
Dear June


I write to you in relation to your blog, namely "Still Can't Give Up The Fags & I Don't Even Smoke" that make various references to me (including photos you have taken from my private facebook page) They were not private while he was my Facebook Friend & were/are profile pics so also come up on Google & he has obviously forgotten he also sent me them via email about 2yrs ago, when we 1st corresponded & so are now also my property, as are any emails or text messages sent to me (hence why such private things can be printed in papers & can escape privacy laws, once in your possession they are yours to do with as you please, unless you either stole them to posses them, or signed a clause or made a promise to keep secret that had a witness) I have many friends & relatives in who are either Court Judges, Lawyers, Police or Reporters, so I know what I can or can't do!
I understand your anger and frustration at my missed call in the early hours on that saturday morning, but i think your comments are extremely damaging and unjustified. The information, including my surname and the photos you have used will cause me a huge amount of personal turmoil if not removed. I do not need to highlight the seriousness of this posting; it is extremely damaging to my professional and personal reputation, defamatory, slanderous and totally unjust. It wasn't a missed call, it woke me & I had to cut it off to stop ringing at 3am as not to wake the two girls, sleeping in their bedrooms, before texting who is this, as it was a new phone & the number not stored. My comments may have been damaging, but certainly NOT unjustified they were 100% true. I was well aware that if potential Girlfriends or Employers Googled him, the info with name & Pic's would come up & cause him turmoil, but after the abuse I received over the past 2yrs since he'd had my mobile number, I thought it was about time the boot was on the other foot & he tasted some of his own medicine. Indeed it was defamatory, but what I said was 100% true so his own behaviour defamed himself, he is a fool to think he could hide his personal nature forever! It certainly was NOT slanderous the comments would have to have been false or exaggerated comments to be so & in fact they were a lot milder than the truth or that he deserved, and most certainly NOT unjust!!


I know from previous conversations a long while ago when we spoke that you are a compassionate and decent person, so I will provisionally appeal to that good natured side of you and ask you to kindly remove any specific references to me (i.e. remove my surname and the photos, to protect my anonymity without altering the content of your blog) and that will be the end of it. However, if you cannot find the goodness inside you to remove this slander, you will leave me no choice but to instruct my solicitors to resolve this matter through the relevant legal channels which I will not hesitate to do if this not sorted within 24 hours. As before, given the potential consequences of this for me personally, I will take no hesitation in instructing solicitors in this matter and vigorously defending my reputation. Should I not have taken pity on him, which I did (though he doesn't deserve it) He would of spent a lot of money on a Slander case which he would of LOST. As I write a page a day diary, in which every one of his nuisance calls over the years was logged, as was every one of his abusive comments, said text or left on voicemail, when he got angry, when I either wouldn't answer my phone, or put it down on him, saying I was tired & he'd woken me, at times varying from 2-4am occasionally 6-7am when he was fresh from clubbing, pissed & wanting me to talk dirty to him, so he could jack off!! or obviously when he had a morning glory needing attending too, who the hell did he think he was? we'd never even gone out before, let alone slept together, what the hell made him think I would be happy to be woken at all hrs to attend to his sexual needs?? there are 0898 numbers to sort that & at least they get payed for the service!! Unlike me !!... I'm not the Samaritans flaming phone sex service!! I also kept every one of those abusive texts & voice-mails too, so all my lawyer would need would be those & my call records to get the proof off nuisance calls off the phone company!! Case Closed, its not Libel when its true!! I know my rights & I'm never stupid enough to lie in print (unlike the dumb Whore being sued by David Beckham) 


I am of course happy to discuss this if you wish, because you will no doubt appreciate the seriousness and gravity of this posting. I am available on 07921 ******, or if you would like my office contact details I will happily liaise with you there too. No need for that number, after his last call & text on my new phone I  listed it in phone under barred numers!!


I look forward to your comments, and am deeply regretful that a simple missed call has resulted in this.
That bit made me laugh. A Simple Missed Call, errrr your forgetting that call was not missed, I cut it off, it was at 3am, after a LONG history of such nuisance calls & abusive messages, (sent when I would not answer, or put the phone down) also the fact that he had continued to try to call that night, after I'd turned the call & then the phone off as I always ended up needing to do!! despite me texting who is this you have just woken me up!! so obviously not happy about it!!


LK


Amused I replied :-


04 October at 20:11
You are right I am a decent & compassionate person, I hope now in future you will treat women with some decorum & respect!!


If you were to involve lawyers in a case of slander you wouldn't win & if it was one missed call, I'd hardly be that pissed off as to name & shame you, the calls were constant over the past few years at a very unsociable hour always between 2-4am & if I said I was sleeping & put down the phone you would constantly keep calling back until I had no choice but to turn off my mobile.


When I told you not to keep doing this you said "turn the fucking ring off then!!" I told you I had an elderly mother living near by & not having a land-line I needed to leave my phone & its ring on at night, in case of an emergency & I don't appreciate 2-4am calls from you wanting me to talk dirty to you, just so you can jack off!!!


Last time you did this, yet again causing me to have to turn my phone off, was a few days before I had a emergency call from the police, saying that my mum had collapsed & was being rushed to hospital at 3am (8hrs later she was dead!) If it had been on the day, a few days earlier when you hassled me so much I had to turn off my phone (even sending me a text saying "answer your phone you fucking bitch", which I still have on my phone among others if you wanna talk libel!!) & if I then was not able to be contacted by the police & she had died without me by her side, I swear that blog comment would be the least of your worries!!


Because I am a decent person I will amend my blog, as hopefully this has taught you to treat people (namely women) with a modicum of respect, or at least I hope it has, and let me make it quite clear your threat of libel had fuck all to do with it, as I keep a page a day diary & every call time & date are logged & every offensive text kept, so phone company records would prove numerous nuisance calls & abusive texts.


No need for your number I have it on my phone under barred numbers, so I can get a nights sleep without being disturbed or abused.....


So fortunately for you, other future employers will not know what a rude, obnoxious, disrespectful little shit you are..... If you don't recall any of this behaviour, then I suggest you cut down on your drinking or whatever poison it is you like to party on.


But thanks for the laugh at the simple missed call comment ,if you can call, a call at that hr simple!! if only it was just that to rile me!!


Shame as the 1st time we spoke years ago you seemed to be quite a nice person, that seemed to vanish as soon as you had my mobile number, if that's how you treat people you have never met I pity those you have got in the sack


On that note I will say adieu & hope you start treating a Lady like a lady, as if not one day you will come up against someone, with less compassion than me!! Who will take revenge to a much greater level, it's amazing how many girls out there know some very dangerous people if they need them.

He replied with :-
04 October at 21:11
June


I appreciate your comments and your taking the time to reply.


I am genuinely grateful for the compassion you've shown and I am very upset with myself over the whole affair - rest assured whilst these simply look like typed words, the anxiety and stress I have experienced as a result of this has genuinely taught me a lesson. I hope this is genuine not kiss ass words
I can only apologise unreservedly for the anxiety I may have caused you, and I am again thankful for you exhibiting the true decency of your character.


LK

I responded with :-
04 October at 21:22
Good!!!!..... I am glad you now know what stress caused by another is like


I hope from now on you will refrain from talking to women like dirt & calling them at unsociable hrs, under some arrogant impression it is your god given right & that if they put down the phone on you, they are no longer bombarded with more calls, or called bitches or much worse either by voicemail or text!

His Response :-
04 October at 21:27
Genuinely, I am so so sorry for causing any distress to you (I feel awful).


Believe it or not, I have learn't my lesson and I am actually a good person - not an excuse, but when I drink I am so unlike my true character. (stop drinking then if your a horrible drunk!!)


Appropriate or not, I do wish you all the best and I can only again apologise for my totally unacceptable behaviour.


LK

Hoping he has genuinely learnt a lesson from this I replied :-
04 October at 21:39
Then I suggest you curb your drinking, I know how to have a good time, but it's never at the expense of others!


In the last 3 years I had to battle 3 crippling illnesses 2 potentially  life threatening (one I nearly died off) & just as I am recovering my mum dies unexpectedly of an aneurysm you have no idea how stressful those years have been (your stress over this is nothing by comparison) the last thing I needed, when critically weak & in a lot of pain, is being constantly disturbed, when the pain had finally subsided enough that I could sleep, nor being woken from a Temazepam induced sleep, when the pain was too bad to sleep any other way. Believe me I also did not need to be called a Whore, Bitch or Cunt, when I politely kept asking you to stop calling, as I was too weak to argue when you got abusive.


So I really hope you have learnt your lesson, if not for me but for anyone else who would get that treatment in the future if you haven't! & if the drink brings out the devil then you need to address you have a problem!


JS


I truly do hope he does mean that, because I am sure I am not the only woman/girl out there who has been on the end of his abusive late night/early morning phone calls & some would not be as hardened as me & would be either scared by it, or stupid enough to play along in the hopes it would make him like them, believe me any girls that did he would have no respect for & would at best use them for a throw away booty call when needed, girls please please please have some respect for yourselves, and don't allow yourselves to be treated like a piece of meat by men like *Lenny King, in the hopes the guy will fall for you!!..... HE WON'T,  he won't even respect you, plus you will be a laughing stock between him & his mates & any nude pic's sent to his phone, will be passed round the lads to pass comment on!! Please gain some self worth I see so many young girls out their undervaluing themselves & it saddens me. Spent the rest of the evening sorting out the back room some more & went to bed at 2am


Tuesday 5th Oct, another drab cold day brrrrrrrrrrrrr but decided to wrap up and take the dogs for a walk to keep up with a bit of exercise, put on my leopard print wellington boots as the park is very muddy with all the rain this past week, wore jeans, silver lame knit polo neck & Parker coat, as it feels so cold & wintery out.

Got home buying a Sun Newspaper en route it had a voucher for a free sub at Domino's so decided to go get one as I'd had no breakfast or lunch & it was now 3.15pm walked all the way to Domino's & they said they had no Subs despite the offer being valid until 4pm, so still hungry at 3.30pm I dropped into a fave local cafe JK Palmers, 13 High St St Albans,  which has good, fresh, tasty food & lovely staff (I recommend it if your in St Albans & peckish) & also as it will be quicker than walking back home & cooking from scratch.


Had a Veggie Toasted Club Sandwich & a Cappuccino, then strolled home cutting through Boots & tried on some of Marc Jacobs Perfume Lola, very nice & loving the bottle, I do love a good perfume & bottle , plus having been a Manager of, Designer Italian Perfumes, I own quite a collection as you can see below.


Marc Jacobs Lola
Just a few Perfume's in my Bathroom

I was just finishing off one section of back room, when I realised I'd forgotten my acupuncture session at 4.20pm bugger!! Had a small portion of Fish & Chips for dinner, later I got a call from a good friend, inviting me to A Big Halloween Bash in London, & I jumped at the chance, I LOVE getting Done up for Halloween as you can see Below

I'm friends with two of Sid "Carry On" James'es sons Alan & Graham, who often tell me jokes, Graham made me laugh with an Xfactor themed one today.....

Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are walking down the street when Cheryl trips, falls forward and gets her head stuck in some railings. Simon, quick as a flash pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse, he turns to Louis and says, "Your turn." Louis starts crying. "Whats wrong?" says Simon. Louis Sobs, "My head wont fit in the railings"......

Wednesday 6th Oct, Woke at 8am to a gloomy day but by 11.30am it was bright & sunny out!! I had porridge for breakfast & a coffee. I did some job searches & wore my ripped jeans, multi coloured, French designer, striped, long sleeved, jersey top, my faux fur Oasis Gillette & my Mustard Timberland boots, as it appeared to be mild enough to go without a coat today & spent an hr down the park with Aku getting some exercise, ended up taking off my Gillette as it wasn't just sunny .....it was HOT!!!! the English weather is definitely weird!! the past week has been bitter cold & rainy & now this??


I popped to Domino's at 2pm for my free Sub with The Sun, I got a Veggie Deluxe (as the guy said I could have it today as they couldn't do it yesterday) I was the 1st person in there, but in under a minute there were 8 others, my simple Sub took them 20mins to do, don't think Subway have anything to worry about with that long a wait a subway would be done in about 3mins tops, it wasn't as tasty either, and at £3.49 its also more expensive than a Subway!! They need to either re think their speed or their pricing!

Got in & realised why I'd hardly ever worn my Timberland boots (about 6 times tops) when I saw my bleeding bony ankles, that had been rubbed by the inside seams of the boots, causing grazes that were bleeding on my bony ankles & blisters just above the blisters at back of heel, above old blister scars caused by trainers, think they are destined for Ebay, damn my stupid baby soft skin Grrrrrrr!!!

Slipped into chocolate suede lofas & took 2 lots of air fresheners back to Poundland (useless no scent at all, you might as well be spraying water in the air!) Did the hoovering & put a white & a black wash in the machine, & parcelled up a horse ornament I'd sold on Ebay, then back to more job searching online. Had a couple of texts & arranged to go round to Jennies Thursday night & Nicky's Friday night, Andrea Text me inviting me to a Halloween Party at the Green Dragon, in Winchmore Hill on the 30th but I already have arrangements made for the 30th now.


All the papers are running with the story that Cheryl Cole has had death treats over not picking Gamu, and choosing Cher & Katie who both fluffed auditions, OK fare enough Gamu was a decent singer & didn't fluff her auditions, but don't forget we heard her original audition through auto tuning, and though good didn't set the world on fire. These sicko's who make death threats over something so minor need to be locked away  for their own safety as well as that of others (one saying if he couldn't kill her he'd get anyone else with the name Cheryl Cole, what kind of psycho is that!??) many called her racist errrrr hello!!! black husband, good friends with Will.i.am & one half cast girl going through, hardly the behaviour of a racist, typical of the bitter hatemongers with nothing better to do, that rant hatred at people they don't know, on forums like digital spy, why not go out and have a life, instead of just sitting at a PC and spewing bile all day & night?

Gamu
Chopped up red onions, green, red & yellow peppers, courgettes, aubergines & butternut squash & stir fried with ginger, chilli's, Garlic and various herbs & spices & ate with Krisprolls spread with humus very tasty, put 2nd load of washing out to dry & later settled to watch the Apprentice Stuart & Dan are prize knobs, Dan was fired & it was almost a double firing Stuart very narrowly avoided joining Dan.

Your Fired!!!!



Discovered by accident (while looking for something to listen to while doing chores before RuPauls Drag Race started) that Blade is now a series on FIVER USA cool!! ..... RuPaul Drag Race Came On very funny I Loved Pandora Boxx impersonation of Carol Channing very funny, plus a brilliant Brittany impersonation, by Tatianna the right one went, when it came to lip syncing for their lives, Sonique is a Beautiful Drag Queen but a total BITCH!!!......


Turned the TV over to ITV before turning off so it was ready when I turned it o in the morning, only to find Jason Donivan Singing on "The Zone" in an attempt to flog his new Album of songs from the 80's they were selling on there, oooh a live performance on a Telly Shopping channel he must be desperate to sell a few at full price, before they get destined to the music stores bargin bins!!.....

Pandora Boxx
Pandora Boxx as Carol Channing
Pandora Boxx
Tatianna As Brittany
Tatianna
Tatianna
Beautiful But Bitchy Sonique

Thursday 7th October, I woke to another beautiful sunny morning, so after a shower I did my make up & dressed same as yesterday (except for the Timberland Boots!!) & took Aku for a run round the park (got on the scales this morning 1lb lost since Sunday, not a lot but it's only been 4 days & it's in the right direction!!) Ran into a blonde woman I often seen in the park when out with the dogs, she stroked Aku & said "I'm not a vagrant, my 7yr son is Autistic & goes to the school at the end of the park, he is smart & often gives the teachers the slip & escapes & is also a self harmer, so I like to be near the school just in case they call, to say he has vanished again!" I said "I would never question why your always in the park when I am, if anything I'd just assume you go to the park on your lunch break!" she said a guy had come up to her once giving her a leaflet & saying they provide warm food & bedding thinking she was homeless, after seeing her in there a few times. I laughed as she was always well dressed & groomed & often with her ipod, & I said "I bet you were thinking, gosh I must look rough today!" she laughed & said "That's exactly what I thought!!"

Vervlamivm Park, St Albans

Got in & had some Moroccan Vegetable soup & read the paper it said we are heading for a Indian Summer up to & including the weekend with it being 69deg F yesterday & it forecast as 72deg F tomorrow, 68deg F Sat & 64deg F Sunday, Also in the paper was the disgusting news of Ch4's new Mocumentry about to be aired soon depicting Prince Harry, Kidnapped by the Taliban, while fighting in Afghanistan & him turning Traitor!! Surely that is treason (a few decades ago someone would of been executed for that!!) What Sick Moron thought that plot up? & what Arsehole thought what a good idea, lets put that on TV?? talk about kissing the arses of the wankers that are Taliban, Muslim, fanatics!! .....


I for one will not be watching this unpatriotic, treasonous, blasphemous pile of tripe!!......

Kelvin Makenzie was writing in The Sun today about being overjoyed after seeing the film "The Americans" that George Clooney was starting to look old!! WHAT!!!  STARTING???? he has ALWAYS looked 10-15yrs older than his supposed age (always wondered  if his age had been massaged somewhat by his agent!?) Even in his E.R Heyday he looked mid 40's to early 50's & he is only meant to be in late 40's now!!.... I am sure he is a lovely guy, but I have never got his heartthrob status?,  he has never been a heartthrob in my eyes!

George Clooney

Bought some blister plasters for the grazes & blisters caused by my Timberland Boots yesterday, they are going on Ebay at the weekend! Injured elbow has a scab on now & is a bit tender & knee is grazed and bruised, but its my injured left little fingernail, that is smarting like a bitch, wanting to put nail glue or superglue down the crack but it will seep down onto the raw flesh below the nail & burn like hell.

Went round Jennie & Edgar's at 8pm & their daughter Lara was showing me her finger-knitting belt she was making (I use to do that as a kid) caught up with some of the gossip with Jen, watched Drop Dead Diva, A Very Funny Celebrity Juice, who had my friend Kavana behind The Giant magazine & then watched a deliciously erotic True Blood, then went home some time after 12midnight arranging to go out for a drink with them both on Saturday. My Squaddie friend Ozzy text re arrangements to meet up, before he go's back to Australia for good in 3 months, so we have decided on the weekend after Halloween.

Chilling with Kavana

Friday 8th October, woke to a gloomy day that didn't get much better, but was mildish (but not exactly the Indian summer up to the end of weekend weather promised, and certainly NOT the 73deg F predicted for today!!) I had two boiled eggs for breakfast. Went under my sunbed for 10mins as it lifts my mood & lightens my hair, like the sun. Popped out & posted off another Ebay item I'd sold. Came back did another laundry wash & changed bed linen checked Audition sites but things are quiet at the moment. Also did a job search in retail management, promotions & fashion design & sent off a few spec letters too. Nicky Called me at 4.15pm & said she would be picking me up a bit earlier than planned at 5pm so I quickly packed my overnight bag.
Nicky & I

Got back to Nicky's & had a laugh with her cute as a button Daughter Emily Louise, caught up with the news on her poorly dad & the latest news on mutual friends. We had half a mini pizza with garlic bread & chips for dinner & a couple of bottles of beer, then chilled in front of the TV. The Mentalist, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Framk Skinner : live from the NIA Birmingham & my 1st look at Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club, not bad looks quite cozy with a smallish audience. My friend Paul text me with an invite out tomorrow night, but I'd already made arrangements with Jennie & Edgar so it was too late!!

Had a fairly early night going to bed at 1.30am as Nicky has an Electrician coming round at 8am tomorrow, definitely having a much slower laid back week this week!!......

Read a bit of the paper in bed more on the Beckhams although I have never lusted over David I think David Beckham is handsome (except for all those tattoo's) but when he got angry with his own Galaxy soccer fan who said "stop with the prostitutes!!" which was caught on cine camera I have to say angry Beckham is sexy!!

Saturday 9th October, heard Mini AKA Emily Louise go into Nicky's room at around 5am & making sure Nicky didn't get much sleep, got up around 8.30am & chatted with Nicky about how odd some mutual friends are getting these days. The electrician arrived about 9.30am, I had a slice of peanut butter on toast for breakfast & got a lift into town with electrician friend Dave, when he had to pop out for a few bits to sort Nicky's electrics,  having to go past mums old house on the way, which gave me a pang in the chest, we'd also passed the cemetery en route back too!

Its grey & cold out, looking like rain soon, so Weathermen deffo cocked up their prediction for a hot Indian summer weekend!! it is nowhere near 68deg F predicted for today.

Got a Sun Newspaper En Route home & read it at lunch time when I had a beetroot soup & roll. 
Popped out for a few essentials needed to make a big vat of homemade vegetable soup, with Butternut Squash & Courgettes for next week.

For those interested in making it themselves, the ingredients are as follows :

Evil Barbie's Spicy Winter Warmer Soup

550g of Asda's  fresh tastes chopped Butternut Squash & Sweet Potato chopped
1 carrot chopped or grated (you can use more, I don't really like cooked carrot but it adds sweetness)
1 green , 1 yellow, 1 red & 1 orange Pepper chopped
3 balls of Asda freshly frozen chopped fresh spinach
2 medium beetroots chopped
1 Onion (red or normal) chopped
3 cloves of Garlic
2 tins of cheap own brand chopped tomatoes
1 tin Heinze lentil soup, fill emptied tin twice with water & empty in too
1/2 tub of Tesco Finest cherry tomato sauce
Splash soy sauce
Splash Lee & Perrins (optional)
Splash Balsamic Vinegar
2tblesp Total 2% fat yogurt
1-2tsp Asda Easy Chillies
1-2tsp Asda Easy Ginger
1-2tsp Asda Easy Garlic

Additional herbs & spices add to personal taste :

Salt & Black Pepper
Chopped Marjoram
Curry Powder
Chopped Oregano
Paprika
Chopped Basil
Ground Cinnamon
Powdered Garlic or Garlic Salt
Ground Turmeric
Ground Coriander
tsp Marmite
tsp English Mustard

Put all ingredients in a large pot or casserole dish & stir well place on oven hob, on a high heat stirring, let boil for 4-5 mins stiring as it does, while all the herbs & spices infuse the vegetables, then allow to simmer for about 45-60mins, the 2 cans of water may not seem like a lot of liquid, but you have the liquid from the lentil soup & chopped tomatoes & as the courgettes & frozen spinach balls cook down etc more juice & fluid is created, but if for any reason yours still looks too thick/dry add more water, by 45-60 mins the liquid mass should of reduced by about a third, take it off the heat & allow to cool if you like a brothy soup & you haven't cut the veg to chunky, you can have as is, or if chunky you can have like a stew, or you can when cooler, put it into a blender, & blend it down a bit so chunks are smaller, or you can blend right down into a thick creamy soup, I tend to blend half down really creamy & the other half to a small chunk variety & then mix the two together & then freeze in portions in freezer bags, or in old washed out, lidded fresh soup pots.

I often serve with a dollop of Total yogurt in middle & a few pine nuts sprinkled on top.

Had some of the soup for diner & VERY tasty it was too I have excelled myself, watched come dine with me while dusting & hoovering, then washed my hair before going out, round to Jennie & Edgar's. I was invited to a private showing at an Art Gallery, at 12 Vyner St, in Hackney today by my friend Paul who is playing Piano there, but he only told me last night which was far too short notice!

Neck & shoulders have been hurting me past 2 days (that will teach me for forgetting my acupuncture appointment on Tuesday) Got to Jennie & Edgar's & in just 5 mins were out the door to the Pub, quiet night so got in at 11.45pm neck was hurting anyway.

Got home & caught up with Xfactor, apparently there are two ejections tomorrow, well after watching tonight's show I know for sure who definitely should be straight out the door!!....... The Bloody Xfactor Stylist, the outfits were diabolical, the only people who looked good were the judges, there was only one acceptable item in all the contestants dire outfits & that was Katie's Blade Runner esque Perspex multi coloured hat/head piece!! Also The Wild Card Secret twist has to be the worst kept secret ever!!

My Personal Critique of The Xfactor 16 are as follows!!

Matt Cardle- Oh God No Not that same soddin hat again!! doesn't even go with the lame, dull outfit, good strong vocal though!... but he looks like he should be emptying my bins in that fucking hat!

FYD- Bad, Bad, Bad Styling! But acceptable Vocals, good song choice!

John Adeleye- Boring Clothes & A Boring Song, I don't know how its one of Cheryl's all time favourite songs? I don't even recognise it!! his vocal didn't impress me either!! Yawn!!

Rebecca Ferguson- Still nervous didn't belt out the song like it needed, and that she is capable of, didn't like the arrangement of the song either, she's still lacking in confidence & the stylist dressed her much too old for her age of 23yrs, at 46yrs I'd find it a bit frumpy, it was like an attempted stab at sophistication on the cheap!

Paije Richardson- God Damn Awful Styling, He is far too fat to have trousers below his pants at the back, the trousers fitted awful at front, fuck knows what that Miami Vice Reject, Fabric Print, Bomber Jacket was? & don't get me started on the Yellow canvas trainers/plimsolls WTF his feet looked huge!!! Singing was so so but the outfit distracted you from his singing anyway & NOT in a good way!!!!

Cher Lloyd- Vocal wavered & nowhere near her 1st audition standard, either that or they are not getting the same sound from the studio sent down the TV lines to the viewers!!... she worked the stage, but outfit was diabolical, the harem pant like trousers made her bottom half look totally out of proportion with her top half, was it a shit attempt to hide how skinny she is?, or a piss poor homage to the awful split harem trousers Cheryl wore for "Fight For This Love" video? Her head looked like a Thunderbird Puppet's head too, bad hair & make-up.

Diva Fever- Fun Camp, Rainbow Lycra outfits were bad, but in a good, fun, camp, way, very entertaining, surprisingly good vocals too but only one was really singing the other was rarely heard & their in the groups!. Plus being a Fag Hag I was bound to like them!!

Katie Waissel- Nice Make-up, interesting fun Perspex Hat/Head Gear, a bit Blade Runner, but from the neck down the outfit was absolutely atrocious!!! Weak Vocals, song was too big for her, the suspended hanging keyboards & crouching men below were very, Very Naff!!

Storm- I didn't mind the quirky sparkly eye make up mask, or his fire red hair, but the clothes were goddamn awful!!  The vocals were not bad, but backing track seemed to be coming over louder than his vocals at times, I don't know if it was different in studio & this was a TV technical hitch when being broadcast to viewers at home?

Belle Amie - Very average & God Awful styling, Camel jumpsuit fitted terribly & crotch hung down unattractively, black floral jumpsuit was unflatteringly baggy too, the other two outfits were boring, what you'd wear on a trip to the shops, they also chose wrong girl to do the lead vocals, they should of chosen girl who's black bra was showing a tad through the fabric of her boring beige shirt! as she had a stronger voice.

Mary Byrne- Showed all the others how a number should be belted out! A stellar performance, scrubbed up quite well, but stylist dressed her head to toe in black, the stylist is obviously so bad they believe the Black is slimming rule is law! she looked a tad funeral-ish

Treyc Cohen - Good Vocal again, like Mary she belted out the song the way a song should be sung, Blue dress a bit short & a bit clingy for such a big booty, but good colour & the multiple chain ribbon necklace like applique at the front looked a bit of a cheap Primark version of a catwalk look, but forgivable compared to other styling atrocity's to the rest of the contestants!

Nicolo Festa- Quirky, but Vocals not the best, song too big for him, Boring styling, plus naff red sunglasses, only added just because Lady Gaga wore sunglasses in her Video of "Lets Dance" only hers were funky & not naff red ones!! which only goes to show how Unimaginative The Xfactor Stylist actually is .....YAWN!!!!!

One Direction- Not bad, acceptable vocals, safe, styling looked OK from the waist up, but went awry from the waist down, but bearable unlike other outfits.

Aiden Grimshaw- Good Vocals & his face told the story of the song well, shirt OK even don't mind the neck not being tied, but hated it only tucked into the front of trousers, trouser shape was awful almost harem, but slung low, making not only both of his legs look deformed, but also his body looked  too long & his legs too short which is not attractive & won't win him any girly votes in the looks stakes, although he looks gay if you ask me anyway!

Wagner Carrilho- A Car crash performance, but amusing & again styling was awful, they could of used a white or grey band to tie his hair back with the black one looked like a beetle had camped at the back of his head!!!

So to sum things up: Only Mary, Tracy, Aiden, Diva Fever & Matt's talent stood out, Wagner to go & maybe Katie, Paije, Nicolo or Rebecca, possibly even John, but the person who should be going is the god awful stylist!!!! SIMON SORT IT OUT PRONTO!!!! They should be put against the wall & shot for crimes of fashion!! Also did the make-up artist have a job lot of red lipstick they wanted to shift? as well as judge Dannii Nearly all the girl contestants have been coated in it on Sat night (whether they suited it or not) on the stage tonight & on nearly all the female contestants in their moody opening show shots!! I know Red lippy is in this season but that's overkill!!....... obviously an unimaginative make-up artist too!!

Sunday 11th Oct, Today is my BFF Candies 41st Birthday & she is having a weekend away with the family, so I am happy the revolting cold weather of yesterday has been replaced with the sunny weather of today on her big day. Tried to text her Happy Birthday this morning but discovered I was out of credit (bugger) will have to go out & get some later, so sent her a FB Happy Birthday in case she checks by phone, as I don't want to disturb her weekend away with he family with a call.

BFF Candie

Had 2 boiled eggs for breakfast & then listed more items discovered, while sorting out back room, on Ebay. Odd thing is today although its warm and sunny out, it was cold indoors?



Read some of News Of The World. and again Gamu is front page & her Xfactor & Immigration plight, I feel for her, nobody wants to be sent back to poverty, or a firing squad, but her mum is all I hate about Selfish Immigrants, if it is indeed true they will face firing squad (& many immigrants lie about this to get into soft touch UK!!) why be so greedy as to claim £16,000 your not entitled to from UK & in doing so stealing from the country that offered you protection from danger & a better standard of accommodation? As doing so would risk you being deported, would anyone truly at risk of being shot if sent home, risk their & their family's life for an extra £16K ?? which makes me think Gamu's mum is either exceedingly greedy, or lying about their fate, should they be returned to Zimbabwe, Simon Cowell is reported to be trying to help the family, if they stay I hope he doesn't pay off the £16K she owes, as it would be condoning the thieving from the Government & the tax payers purse by yet another greedy immigrant, who already get more help & hand outs than needy Brits & still is after more that their not entitled to! If she gets to stay she should be made to pay back the £16K in installments. I am sick of lying immigrants taking from the hand that feeds them & still wanting more & stealing from the owner of that same hand!

Got to 6pm & realised I'd not ate lunch let alone dinner!! wow listening to that  Paul McKenna "I Can Make You Thin" CD really works lol  (actually I know it does as I used it & easily lost the 3st gained while ill, so hopefully it will work again on the 2st gained due to heartbreak over mums unexpected death)  Buy it for £6.00 instead of £10.99 by clicking on link in YELLOW below.



Had some of my homemade soup for a late lunch, early dinner at 6.45pm (VERY Tasty & Healthy) with a Multi seed wholemeal roll. YUMMMMMMMM!! Listed some of my Pro Zenit (Zenith) Cameras, lenses, filters & other attachments on Ebay & then settled down to the Xfactor Results, to see which two go out!! Cute little Joe McElderry was on the show singing, bless him. He really didn't need to publicly "come out" we all knew, probably before he did even lol. Surprisingly enough people voted for Wagner for him not to be evicted, Nicolo was (he can thank the stylist & the bad song choice for that!!) the next two lowest scoring acts were Katie & FYD, Thought Katie would be in bottom 3 she sung weakly & apart from her Perspex hat her outfit was Dire, thought Paije, John & Wagner were worse than FYD though. It was no surprise that out of the two the Judges saved Katie (she has a more quirky saleability factor than FYD)

I really like Mary Byrne but she has to smile a bit more or she tends to look a bit like a monsters Inc Character
Mary Byrne V Monsters Inc

Watched Undercover Boss USA (funnier & more hardcore than ours) it was in Hooters quite amusing!!


Then what I have been waiting for "The Only Way Is Essex" the Brit answer to "The Hills" PML!! Funny for all the wrong reasons. Thanks to The Only Way Is Essex "Vijazzled" will be making it's way soon into the New English Dictionary!! no doubt described as a bejeweled diamante Brazilian!! Mark Wright is handsome (far left of above pic) but is pining after some thick Ex GF Lauren, who he has dated for 9yrs which as he is 23yrs means since he was 14 or younger, he says since 15yrs so that's 8yrs!! and he isn't coming across as intelligent emotionally or otherwise. I do tend to Hate the Essex accent, it makes the guys sound Common & Thick & the Girls Mega Common & Super Thick!! One Guy Kirk Norcross comes across as nice but dim, he reminds me a lot of Tobey Magire to look at.
Kirk & Tobey

One Blonde girl who works in the Bar was wearing the Black version of my Riess Dress, prefer it in the Olive.


Went to bed after making a coffee (decaf) at 2.30am this was one non eventful week,  but I might as well enjoy it as the chill time won't last for long!


Monday, September 13, 2010

The Truth Behind New Labours Waste Of Money, The New Deal Scheme

BACK IN 2007 I FOUND MYSELF BETWEEN JOBS IN RETAIL MANAGEMENT & HAD TO GO ON ONE OF NEW LABOURS NEW DEAL COURSES, WHICH COST THE TAX PAYERS £MILLIONS & WAS A HUGE JOKE & WASTE OF TIME, NOT EVEN THOSE WHO WANTED/NEEDED HELP GOT ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE OUT OF IT ,AS YOU WILL DISCOVER AS YOU READ ON.... I SWEAR ALL IS GOSPEL .... YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!!.... IT'S LIKE SOME WEIRD SITCOM!!!





1ST DAY AT KS (NEW DEAL)

Monday, April 2nd 2007

Due to certain circumstances I was out of work, I now have to go on one of those shite government "New Deal" courses for 10 days, or receive no money, I went once before when in-between jobs, a few years back & even then they said then it was a waste of time for me, as I needed nothing they were offering on the course, as my CV was fine, as were my interview skills. But I had to go through the motions, to get payments, but really it was aimed at all the no hoper spongers out there (KS staffs words, not mine!) 

All I learnt while there was, that the guy running it (Stuart) was a nice guy flirty, piss taking, & understanding, who said the odd boob joke made in fun. So this morning I got up at 6.30am after not having gone to sleep yet!!! (Due to body clock not recovered from me normally working nights, my tumour, keeping me awake in agony due to not responding to painkillers & my body not letting me sleep, due to worrying I'd over sleep) I got the 8.30am train & got to Watford's KS centre. As I walked in & all eyes were upon me... (Well I was the only female!!)

I walked up to the guy behind desk & said " hi... I'm June!" he gawped squirmed a bit, looked vacantly at me with wide eyes & said, "do you want driving lessons??" I looked puzzled & said "Is this a driving school & do I look in need of driving lessons??" he stammered & said "no er, no er, I mean well er, you just don't look like you should be here!" I replied, " well actually I am meant to be here, although I do need to learn to drive!  So I am meant to be here, not in the driving school next door! I may be blonde but I know where I'm meant to go!!"



The Usual crap flip chart, New Deal chat, ensued with some dull old git (Trevor), with Neanderthal grunts from "most" of group at best, I had all the answers to all of the questions asked (not hard they were bleeding obvious!) I answered them, not because I wanted to be teachers pet, but because I couldn't stand the prolonged silence from the others, while tumble weed blew through the area their brain was meant to reside in.


The questioning continued, with the occasional input from Trevor's aid Andy (the gawping stammerer) who seemed to have lost his stammer of earlier... after I listed off more easy answers to Trevor's questions, Trevor said I could do his job! (No shit Sherlock!) Then he was either being KIND, or was an IDIOT when he said, if he had a company of his own he'd happily employ everyone in the room!! (Guaranteeing him bankrupt in 6 months, unless the company was called "Hoodies & Chavs R US" & he intended being a 21st Century Fagin)
The vacant masses were then asked in turn what jobs they were aspiring to?, the choices ranged from "dunno" & "wotevahhh" to an educated "a trade or sumfink!" then he turned to me who listed off a list from, Retail/Club management through to Fashion Design/ Illustration to Singing, Acting & Lion Taming, (yeah I was bored!!)....

Raja & I


So after about 10 coffees (they are free) to keep me looking alert, it was time for the one on 1 chats, Trevor who kept mentioning he was 60yrs..... (Until eventually a chav "finally" took the bait & said he didn't look it!!) Told helper Andy (the Gareth Gates wannabe...he hel hel hell hello!!) to start the one on 1's with "anyone" & work his way round the group, one of the guy's (from years back Jeff) wandered through, obviously he had now been promoted, he recognised me & gave me a wink & a smile, which it seemed to Andy, was Andy's cue to chose me 1st for the one on 1’s apparently.
Ga-ga-ga-ga-gareth Gates

Andy asked me a selection of employment related questions & the stammer was returning along with the odd twitch & a nervous laugh!?... (I thought the interviewee, not the interviewer was normally the nervous one!) I almost expected a bout of tourettes to emerge ... but the reason for this became clear (later) when he finished by saying " I'd like to ask you one last question! It’s not career orientated!!... Look I'm going to be direct, straight to the point, put it out there!!... er ...the thing is ...errr... umm look I think your drop dead gorgeous!! You blew me away when you walked in here.... look I shouldn't be doing this & I could get into trouble, but please, please I'd be really honoured if you would consider coming out for a drink with me one evening, I'd be so proud to have a woman like you on my arm", then added quickly," look if you want to bunk off a few days of course I could cover for you!!"...(WHAT!!...I'd only been in the place 10-15mins!!)


Luckily for me, after a few pleading looks from him at the start of his dialogue, he was mainly looking at his desk, (just as well as my inner battle of holding my giggles in was becoming harder to control!! OMG!!) I managed to squeak, "I'll give it my consideration" (as he appeared as if, he would look like he was kicked in the face by Godzilla if I said no!!) at which point the other guy from years before (Jeff) reappeared & said "what you doing at my desk Andy??" Andy said Trevor had told him to use it for the One on Ones (oh no he didn't!! I thought) then Jeff told Andy, to tell him when he'd finished my One on One, then to do the others at the group table as NORMAL!!.


Andy then slid me his (pre written) number across the table (so that's why he took me to THAT desk!!) as Jeff walked away. I also realised that's why he'd gone all funny when he asked what I thought might work against me in interviews & I said "being 42!" & he then mumbled "you certainly don't look it!!" & stared at the desk...(OMG how funny!!)


That over, he chose to sign me out on a pretext of running an errand & I went shopping in the Harlequin centre.... lmfao!!.... It’s nice to know that at 42yrs while ill & not having slept since Saturday night due to pain, I can still pull 29yr old, even if he looks a bit like a ugly version of Mathew Horn, crossed with a Thunderbirds puppet, with all the sexual allure of John McCririck in this white baggy Y-Fronts, question is, what does the next 9 days of course have in store? & Will his stutter be over now he has put the question out there???.......... WATCH THIS SPACE...

Matthew Horne
John McCririck


Well my day started a lot colder than yesterdays beautiful day, with me listening to Muse & Stereophonics on my personal stereo, the ticket collector on Silverlink Trains recognised me from !CE bar & sat down for chat during journey, at 9.30am I got to the KS New Deal offices, & while making a coffee I got chatted up by some of the younger lads, I chatted to Jamie 20yrs who wants to be a security guard, 24yr old Jamie Presley & a 35yr old Anthony who looks like one of the Scousers from the fast show!!... (Or Ricky Gervais’es comedy character in Extras)
Are You Havin a Laugh!!!?

Then I got flashed a Cheshire cat grin from Andy, who then in turn scowled at the 3 other guys, (lmao.... too too funny, it's like a cheesy Rom-Com) Today's talk was on CV's yawn!! I surmised as much & had the foresight to email my CV to myself on my hotmail, Andy gave the talk with aid of transparency's & projector, & I was just thinking, what a bad public speaker he was, with his flat monotone David Beckham like voice he has (but alas not the looks to go with it lol) plus stumbling over words & then being constantly corrected over things, by the Australian guy (Toby) when all of a sudden he cracked a joke about his voice being monotone, which caused me to have a fit of giggles behind my folder, while I tried to hide the fact!!.... (Poorly!!)


Coffee break came & I saw Andy about to approach me as I made a coffee, but he stopped abruptly when other lads came over to do the same & chat. We were meant to be writing out CV's for appraisal after coffee, I said I'd download mine off one of their PC's for them to appraise, but due to security settings, their PC wouldn't let me open attachment, Andy said to send it to his office PC & he could open & print it off.... So I sat to one side, so he could put in the email address (for my CV to be sent to) in & press send ( I looked back just as he pressed send & saw he'd typed "2" addresses in!!.... "The Sneaky Devil!!" I thought to myself!!.... "I bet he sent one to his private email address!!" SO NOW he has my address & ALL my telephone numbers too!! & An address to email me at!!)


Lunchtime came & as I was going out into the hallway, to go to the ladies, Andy came towards me from the opposite direction & steered me to a corner, & said, "I've wanted to come over & chat to you all day!! But the other guys were all buzzing round you, & I couldn't catch your eye to motion you to come over, you have no idea how much I've yearned for you!!.... I stood at the window & I watched you walk up here from the station in your white jacket, & my stomach did somersault's!!... You have no idea how much I want to pin you up against this wall & kiss you.... I long to know how your lips feel!!"... (BLIMEY!!! PML!! Talk about OTT!)


He then said "I have to go to the dentist in St Albans this afternoon, so I can give you a lift home if you want!! You will get to leave 1hr early at 3.30pm & I will sign you out as going to a agency meeting!!" My sensible side said No No No no!!!" But the devil in me was curious as to what madness he would come up with next said "OK" as (the sooner out of there the better) & I knew this was gonna be a blog worthy journey, hmm would he suggest a date for a date, while he had a captive audience??...


He said " you know you are my perfect woman, I think destiny brought you here!!" (Fetch me the sick bucket!!... I think he's been putting whey too much faith in cosmic ordering... lmao!!) I replied " No it was definitely the Silver Link service!!" ... Lunch over, I sat through more boring crap!!.... Jamie (security wannabe) asked Andy if he'd had many "hot girls" come in for this course??... Andy looked abashed & said " No its mainly men on these courses!!" looking down at the desk...


Later, eager to make sure I left with him, Andy said LOUDLY, " You have that meeting to go to in 5 min's June, do you need to get your fare refunded?" I said "No it's been done" & he said " well I'm leaving for the dentist now, if you wait downstairs I can give you a lift!!" So I put on jacket & waited downstairs. Shortly after he pulled up in some black car, I got in & the 1st thing he did, was say, that it wasn't his car we were in, his brother had crashed his car (like I took any notice of car, anyway I judge people for themselves, not the car they drive!! I’d rather be in a crap car with a quality guy, than in a quality car with a crap guy!)


He said he hoped he hadn't freaked me out by what he said yesterday, I said I wouldn't get in the car of someone that freaked me out, but it was bold of him & it had made me laugh, as I'd thought it brave of him to come out with it so early, on the 1st day knowing I had 10 days there, as if I had responded badly he'd of had 9 more days of facing me...


He said " In life if you want something bad enough you have to go all out to get it!! ... & I want you bad & you are worth embarrassing myself for, I wasn't going to wait until you were walking out on the last day to try & win you round, you said when Trevor asked you what you liked about yourself, that it was your Tenacity!! Well you’re not the only tenacious one & I will keep trying until I win you over!!" I said " I'm not a pushover I'm a hard nut to crack!!" he said " if the answer is 'No' then I wont force you, but I will try my best to win you round" (PML! Talk about dramatic) adding "so what about my question yesterday? Will you go out with me one evening??"


I replied, "Like I said yesterday, I'm considering it!!" (got to keep him sweet want to blag as much time off this pointless course as possible if I can!!)....... but I'm not remotely attracted to the scrawny Thunderbird Puppet looking guy, my buddie Natalie B could tell him that, she's seen ex boyfriends & dates of mine. She once said, "you like a tall pretty boy don't you!! I'd know your type immediately!!" & it’s true "many" have been gorgeous, funny guys & even those who were not in that category have been highly intelligent, with a fantastic sense of humour & oozed charisma.... (None of which Andy has alas).


I said "when is your dentist appointment??" he said "4.45pm" which meant he'd left with loads of time to spare... (& ta da!!!!!!) Next thing he said was " I've got plenty of time to spare, shall we stop for one drink?? We could pop in here" he said indicating to a pub on our left!! "OK if you want" I said, thinking at least he will of had the drink with me he asked for, already when the time comes when I let him down date wise later. So we parked outside & we went in ..........

I ordered a pint of Cider (how classy am I?) & he had a pint of Fosters, he said "I love your perfume I got a whiff of it as I passed behind you at the course & I wanted to nuzzle the back of your neck.... you just smell sooo sexy!!" (He has a way with words doesn't he lol!!) I just said "thank you!!" he added " what is it??" I said " It's Fantasy by Brittany Spears, normally I only buy designer names but it was on special offer & I liked the bottle & funnily enough a lot of guys tell me I smell sexy when I wear it!!" (True girls!! may be worth a try!!)

He replied, " it is & you are!!" (Lmao) I had to control the urge to snigger several times.... (He has more corn than Green Giant!!) Especially when he did the stretch ending with arm round back of my seat bit ha ha ha!!! (How school boy!!) Half way through his pint he "supposedly" called the dentist, pretending to be his brother, saying that he (Andy) had a minor car prang en route to dentist & was in hospital with a injured leg & had texed him (Andy's brother) to let the dentist know he'd need to cancel & rebook appointment. Even if I fancied him (which I sooooooo don't) I wouldn't of dated him, as he is obviously a liar!!... He’d either just lied to the dentist, or called the speaking clock & then had a fake conversation to cancel an appointment that never existed, in which case he lied to his colleagues & I either way I don't date liars!!...

He went to the loo & came back with 2 more pints... (Trying to get me drunk matey?? you will run out of cash before I'll run out of consciousness!!) Shortly after more chitchat, he asked if he could have a kiss??...WHAT!!! (Again not allowing my inner hysterics become outer ones) I said "No!!”..." I don't even kiss on a 1st date!!" (Which is true ...except for exceptionally cute cases lol!!) " & I NEVER kiss in public" I added (which is true!!... I hate it when people do that, it's like they feel the need to display the fact to the whole world, that someone finds them attractive enough to want to kiss them... which smacks of insecurity <which isn't attractive!!> & Some things should be private, get a room!!)


Later I came back from the loo to find 2 more pints & he said, " I thought I'd get you a refill & myself another shandy!!" ... ("You liar" I thought, I know the shade of a larger shandy & that of a larger & they have ALL been lagers!!...) & I told him so!!... He said I was very observant (indeed I am) & then changed the subject by saying he was a good cook & only lived 5 min's away would I like dinner?? I said that I wasn't hungry & I needed to go home shortly, he said "OKndy & that of a larger & they have ALL been lagers!!...) & I told him so!!...

He said I was very observant (indeed I am) & then changed the subject by saying he was a good cook & only lived 5 min's away would I like dinner?? I said that I wasn't hungry & I needed to go home shortly, he said "OK!" but he'd love to cook me dinner some time, adding he did a mean Spag Bol, I said I'd think about it (NOT!!) but I had to tell him something, he suddenly looked like a kid who' just witnessed his kitten get run over by a steam roller!! & Said " I knew this was coming!!" as he stared into his lap, bottom lip twitching... (& So now I felt a bit guilty!!) So then I said " I'm a vegetarian!!" he suddenly beamed & said " veggie mince it is then!!"...



He then said, " I have a confession too!! I sent a copy of your CV to myself, on my personal email, so I would have your details!!”... I answered ... " I know I had noticed ...I'm not stupid, and as I'm very observant I don't miss a thing!!"... He added quickly " of course I will never call you on the numbers or email you unless you give me the OK to do so!!" "I should hope not!!" I retorted tersely.

He then told me about his ex girlfriend, who had (apparently) stolen his mobile phone & called "all the women” he had listed in it (that’s about 2 then unless he gets every females number as underhandedly as he got mine!!) & slagged him off calling him a lot of names & "a player" & saying that the fact that he had an "ENORMOUS PENIS" didn't make up for that fact he was a player!! ...& He knew all this because, (supposedly) some female relatives on his phone had called him to tell him what she'd said... (She later 'apparently' posted the phone back through his door!!)

I now had my pint glass pressed firmly to my lips, so the Cider could drown the giggles, which were now dying to burst forth, OMG!! He had now purposely engaged me in a conversation, where he had enabled himself, to tell me indirectly, that he had an "Enormous Penis!!" (He obviously felt if he didn’t impress me in other areas, that might clinch the deal!)



As if a jilted lover would mention a 'massive penis' in a diatribe against him! (More likely to say it was a tiddler lol) I excused myself to the ladies & squealed like a pig on heat with laughter, tears rolling down my cheeks & took a few moments to compose myself before heading back out!!  This was not the 1st time today he'd given out inappropriate info!!.....

The 1st time had been while he was talking about what you should put on your CV, a mock example of a CV was printed out, with a fake name & address, he got to the hobbies & interests section & decided to give an example from "his" experience where that section helped him clinch a job!!...

He said after a brief chat about the job, the employer asked him about his interest in football (listed under hobbies) & he said he played for a local team, the guy then asked what football team he supported? & He said Everton; the guy was a Manchester United supporter & asked why he supported Everton??  He replied that when he was younger he told himself that if Watford won the cup he'd support them, if not he'd support whoever beat them, which was Everton... the man then told him there & then he had the job & to start on Monday!!... Andy asked the guy what had clinched it?? The guy said that Everton were a crap club, but despite that true to his decision, Andy had stayed with them even when times were hard, this had shown the employer he had staying power & had a long future ahead with the company!!...


Fare enough I hear you say!!... Everton may not be my choice but hardly inappropriate information!  & You would be correct!!... (If he'd just stopped there! but oooooooh noooo he didn't!!)... He went on to say that 2 days later he was fired! As he went out got pissed & never turned up for work, nor called to tell them why he wasn’t there!!! ...

Ha ha ha!! He is meant to be setting an example for all the shirkers, wasters & salad dodgers in the group, which made up most of them, yet he showed THEM & HIS PRESENT EMPLOYERS what a useless, untrustworthy, employee he was!!... I hastily made way to ladies & roared with laughter sounding like I was having an asthma attack!!.... (It was just as well I'd gone in there or I'd of pee'd myself, I was laughing so hard!!)....

Back at the pub (after Penis Gate) he then said he had the telephone number of a consumer testing place, at 11 Hollywell Hill, that paid you £60 cash in hand to test stuff for 30 - 60mins (which was of interest & useful) & I took the number, I'd done that work before, he then told me how he lost his job as a child actor on Grange Hill (name dropper lol) by beating up another kid & breaking his jaw, for slagging off his mum!!... (Not so much of use!!)


He then made his way to the gents, accidentally (yeah right I'm that gullible!) falling against me as I stood against the wall to let him out, & in doing so crushed against me, with his hand falling conveniently (yeah right!!) on my right breast!! ... Which "of course" he had to get a "grip of" to steady himself!!... hmmmmmm!!!... lmfao!!.... I responded abruptly & he quickly moved hand & apologised... he returned from the toilet with a V&T for me, (double by the taste of it!!) & nothing for himself, (after I'd tore him off a strip about drink driving & trying to fool me by lying that his lagers were shandy's earlier)

He said at the time..." your very observant aren't you!!" I said, " Yes I'm VERY observant!! & I have an excellent memory!! A photographic one!!... I will catch out ANYONE who tries to lie to me!!" (Ironically these are the tools a good liar needs to be successful, but also a skill, compulsive liars rarely have!!) He told me he got me the V&T, as he’d had to spend at least £5 to pay his tab at bar on his card, another lie.... (Unless we were in England's cheapest bar!!) As we'd already consumed well over that in drinks!!....


"Your 29 this year aren't you!" I said, he replied " yeah!!.... How did you know that??" I said "because I'm observant, that was your CV today wasn't it, with the contact details changed!!" he looked at me shocked & said " yes! How did you work that out??" I said " Like I said I'm observant, I notice everything around me & I noticed characteristics & a patterns in its format, that pointed me into believing its yours” (Peoples habitual life patterns are something I always observe in a detached manner, as then its easy to spot behaviour changes, which lead me to see when they are lying or acting suspiciously) he said he was impressed, then he asked when I was going to be 43?

I said "you tell me, you read my CV"  he replied " I know your age but I didn't notice the month, you don't know when mine is!!”... (Thinking I'd stumble) "November you’re a Scorpio!" I replied much to his surprise "I would of thought mine was obvious!!!" I added... he guessed... October, December, January... etc. (Einstein he is not!) & in the end I had to say "JUNE!!" He then said, "How did you know when mine was??".... " The altered CV" I said (durrrrr!!) he then added "you know if you get a job within 2 months after the course you get £50 clothing vouchers, well I can fiddle it so you get them even if you didn't, they don't check with DHSS & likewise, if your worried I could put on the surname of someone else & the address of another person, if it ever surfaces from a pile of admin, it will be too late & will be blamed on an admin error" (how corrupt... I felt like an illegal immigrant, in a potential sex for visas scandal!!)

He then went on about how every man in the bars eyes were on me, & how they followed me when I walked to the ladies & he felt smug that he was the guy with me (I now felt like a prize heifer!! sat with a proud farmer Giles!!) he moved in to kiss me & I backed my face away, (now every man in the bars eyes saw that too lol!!)


He said "you mesmerise men, I just couldn't stop looking at you when you came in & I couldn't concentrate on my work, I had to go off too the toilet!!".... " Not for a wank I hope!!" I exclaimed "I thought about it but I resisted" he said (OMG!! lmfao) then he said " I'd love to cover you in my cum!!" (eeeeeewwww!!....) Then as casually as if he'd said " I'd love to cuddle you, or what time is it?"


He continued with.... "I fell for your beautiful face & desirable body, but it was your eyes that captivated me!!.... & I just know you are amazing in bed!!" (Well you definitely will never know mate!!) Meanwhile all I could think was "You want to cover me with your cum!!!” EEEEWWWW!!...


If that's what he says to women, he has only just met, who said they will 'THINK' about having a drink with him.... what the hell does he say to those who say YES!! straight away to one?

He said he was meant to have footie practise tonight, "but to hell with it!!" I said we should go; I was hungry & didn't want him bringing up dinner at his...or his cum again lol!! (Like I now felt like bringing up my lunch lol)

He said he thinks that the other staff at New Deal think he's at an interview for another job, not the dentist, as he is fed up with not getting more wages for more responsibility, (with his past record I'm sure it would go swimmingly if he did!! lol) he cant park outside mine (thankfully) so I got him to drop me at the corner of my road, I went to pick up my New Deal folder from the cars foot well & he said I could leave it with him if I wanted to & he'd take it in with him tomorrow!!... (errr why?? I don't want to have to prise open crusty pages tomorrow)

He added he could give me a lift tomorrow if I wanted, but I said "lets let tomorrow take care of itself", I said "bye see you tomorrow" & he went to kiss me, so I moved my face so he hit my cheek & yet again hand went to boob & I slapped it!!... He looked at me & said, " Why wont you kiss me?? It’s because I've got a spot on the edge of my lip isn't it??" (Yeah that's SOOOO it!! lmao.... never mind Andy vitamin E is the perfect cure for spots & apparently, you have plenty of the richest source of that, it seems!!.... Lmfao!!)

Now I'm home, laughing at the bizarre day full of weirdness caused by Andy's obsession... rushing to email you all the details because all day all I could do was text  my pal Chris snippets!!... He has brought out the Evil sadisticness of Evil Barbie... who spent the time with Andy (once diverted to pub) due purely to morbid fascination, as to what he was gonna do/say next?... THE END!!... OR IS IT????????

CHERISE'S COMMENT: - Drinks: £5

New Deal Vouchers: £50

Lies: 459

Look of SHOCK when told: "I'd love to cover you in my cum!" PRICELESS

There are Some Things Money Can't Buy. For Everything Else, there's

Mastercard!!


Wednesday, April 4th 2007

Wednesday I arrived at the New Deal workshop to find No Andy!!.... (Phew a letch free start today) a while later one of the guys (Anthony I think) enquired to Toby the (Australian guy) as to where Andy was??... Toby said, he didn't know as he had not turned up, nor had he phoned in!!... Though he'd had a dental appointment & football practice last night, so maybe he was feeling ill due to one or the other... (This gave me an internal fit of the giggles, partly due to the fact I knew he'd gone to neither & partly due to what he'd said on Tuesday on the course, about losing the job he'd got after two days, due to going out on the lash & not coming in on the 3rd day & not phoning in to say he'd not be in!!... Now here we were, he'd stopped off for a drink en route to giving me a lift on 2nd day of course & on the 3rd day of course he's not in & with no call of explanation!!) Talk about history repeating its self!!!.... (Amused I text Chris this update)

Chris Da Greek

We then joked that he'd probably broke into my place, after getting my address off of CV & was in my bath wearing one of my rubber dresses, with his wrists cut just enough so by my return I could give him mouth to spotty mouth & call 999 & save him... Just as well I didn't leave my folder in his car!! As he'd suggested!!


Thursday, 5th April 2007

Thursday came & he was back ... giving me furtive sideways looks under his lashes, looking longingly across the table at times, later when I was making a coffee he sidled up to me saying, "Hi sexy, looking hot as always.... I can give you a lift after work if you want?... can't stand that I can't chat to you openly, here due to work restrictions imposed!!" (Personally I was relieved!!) I said I wasn't sure what my plans were yet & asked if he'd had a hangover or was ill yesterday??... He said, " Nahh just fancied bunking off for a day!!" (Lmao this from a guy who's meant to be training us to get us back into work??)

The day continued with furtive glances & Andy brushing past as much as possible, I'm sure he must be obvious to the others!!!... Then Toby said as its Easter we could leave early, woo hoo!! We stampeded out of there... I moved quickly before Andy could stop me & get me to hang around for lift, I was on the platform with the Scouser looking guy (Anthony) when my mobile went, it was Andy (thought he said he'd NEVER use my tel numbers unless I said he could! & I haven't!!) I answered it, but as usual with my old temperamental phone, I could hear him but he couldn't hear me, he was saying did I want a lift?? I rang off ... moments later I received a text saying, " I’ve left work do you want a lift? xx" (while I was already on the train laughing with Anthony about another guy in station waiting room, who squeezed between me & a woman on bench, when there was a huge stretch of bench free down the other end!!)

I got out of the station & my pal Jennie was just passing in car & gave me a lift, Jennies a friend of the owner of The Club/Bar I use to Manage, she said its been shit since Clive has got involved & that the building has been sold & will exchange hands in June & they don't know if new owner will keep it as bar/club or turn into flats.

I was at home when Andy text (yet again!!) with "hey I'm still around do you want a lift??" (FFS!!) So I text back "No home now!!" curtly in the hopes he'd stop!! Yet he replied with a text " you got home quick!XX" (which I ignored as I never gave him permission to use my phone number) I'd only replied to stop him texting & thought that was to be the end of it, over the Easter weekend (as I wouldn't be back on the course until Tuesday) but at 12.32am Saturday 7th April while chatting to Chris & other pals online my mobile rang...... Andy's number!!! (I'd saved it in case I got funny calls at any time, after I caught him sending a copy of my CV to his own email address)

I MSN'd Chris it was ringing & ignored it, I couldn't be heard if I answered anyway & anyway maybe he had sat on his mobile phone & accidentally dialled last number redial, but then it rang again!!!.... (So it was no mistake!!) Even close friends would think twice about ringing at that time in the wee hrs, without texting/msn'ing to check I'm awake & wont be disturbed 1st, for him to be calling then means, he's either drunk, wants to talk filth, wants a booty call or all 3!!! Ugggh!! ... Chris & I wondered if a text would follow?? Luckily it didn't, maybe he was too pissed to write?? ... & Luckily the rest of Easter passed without any contact ... but what would Tuesday bring??.........



Tuesday, April 10th 2007

Well after a fun Easter weekend, filled with seeing friends & sunshine, I was back in the clutches of The New Deal course!!!... I got in & Jamie Presley & Anthony chatted to me while I made a coffee, while Andy & Toby set up a TV for boring course videos, on interview techniques & application forms...(yawn!!) & Other than a scramble to get me a biro, when I needed one (which Toby beat Andy to) I was aware of nothing else, (attention wise!!) Though Andy did mention having a crap Easter break, spending most of it in bed... (Due to hangover!!... So probably was pissed when he rang me!!) "Good" I thought. "Obviously my non answering of phone sat morning & curt reply Thurs worked. He is no longer keen!!" (HURRAH!!)

Around 12.30pm Chris text "so what's he done today then??" & I replied "Nothing!!" ... but little did I know what was yet to come!!.... My 1st hint was when my mobile went off & displayed an unknown number, I thought maybe it was a response for one of the jobs I'd applied for, but when I said, "hello can you hear me?" Andy's voice said, " Yes!! But from across the room, not down your phone...." then I spotted him on a office phone across the room... he continued " I just wanted to tell you how hot you look today, its torture having to lecture you & all the others when all I wanna do is be with you!!"(Oh no!! I thought, he's still keen) I guess what he did would be quite sweet if I'd been keen & had said yes to dating him & had given him my tel number, but at best I said I'd consider having a drink one day & far as I was concerned we'd done that last Tues, so I said "thanks, but your crazy" & put the phone down... he then continued a fake conversation on the other phone for a bit then put it down... (Devious little devil)


Later, when I was making a coffee on a break, he sidled up to me, saying how sexy I smelt again!! Then changed the subject when Toby came over... then when Toby moved away he said, " He's always bloody hovering around when I want to talk to you! What is that smell you have its so sexy?? . I guess its just Eau Da June!!" (PML!!.... Well I guess Brittany knew what she was doing when she put that scent together, it's getting one hell of a response!!)


He then walked off saying " you get my email yet??" with a furtive look from under is lashes "oh god no!!...What the hells going to be in that??" I thought. After lunch we had to do some job searches on PC's while the others who were behind on course work continued with it, so I checked my hotmail inbox, but whatever it was he'd sent it had not been delivered yet, we sat down to watch more boring information videos (I wished my phone credit hadn't expired as I so wanted to update Chris & have a laugh together about the madness here) then I noticed I had a phone text message, ("damn probably Chris & I wont be able to answer him" I thought) But NO I WAS SOOOO WRONG!!!...

YES that's right! It was Andy the text sent at 3.18pm said "I just wanted 2 say how hot u look 2day, r u free 1evening this week 4a quiet drink, if so give us a wink, I want to get 2 no u better nd wen u get 2 no me u will c I have a few strings 2 my bow, god yr a Sex Goddess".... (OMG!! how I kept a straight face through that video I don't know) & then thought "he must of meant txt when he said email!! Earlier"

At the next coffee break peoples fares were paid out as our names were called, as I went up Andy passed me my money & said, " was that a wink I saw??" I burst out laughing & said "NO!!" ...he then asked if I wanted a lift home after? I said "thanks, but the train is faster!!" the afternoon continued with him winking at me & me trying not to corpse, two of the guys on course who were also on Myspace & had come across me (though not quite in the way Andy apparently would like to!!) & sent friend requests to join me on Myspace, Jamie Pressley’s is myspace.com/jamieroypressley. Then Leigh's is myspace.com/foxyleigh. We were told we could leave early by Andy, but Toby later said no.

I was wearing white cropped trousers & a silver grey vest top with diamante trim & silver espadrilles & the temperature in he room had dropped in the afternoon, while we watched another boring video & my nips were getting a bit too prominent, so I crossed my arms on the table, to cup my breasts in my hands every so often, to warm them up!!... Maybe I'm being suspicious but I think Andy noticed this, because he walked over to the two windows opposite me & opened them wide & with the draft that ensued there was no hiding the effect of the cold!!!


Toby eventually let us go at 4.09pm & we legged it out (me avoiding Andy again!!) then bugger!! Anthony said "our train leaves at 10 past we will miss it, next one is around 45 min's past we may as well have a drink in The Flag as it's sunny out again!!" so he, Jamie P & I got a drink (I had a Magners) We were chatting & they said Leigh would probably leave obscene comments on my Myspace site, if I add him, I said it didn't matter, if they weren't funny I can always delete them, Then they were laughing about how I distract the young lads & how the lecturer couldn't concentrate when I'm in the room (oh my god, I thought, they have sussed Andy lol) I said "what do you mean?" & they went on bantering with each other about how Toby can't concentrate around me & muddles his words & looks at me all the time!! & Gets all unnecessary, when I apply lip gloss while sat at the table, WHAT?? WHHHHAATTTTT!!!??? TOBY!!!! This was news to me!! Surely they got it wrong!!... Then I recalled what Andy said "he's always bloody hovering around when I want to talk to you!”.... hmmm bizarre!!....

At 4.42pm Anthony & I left Jamie & headed for the platform at 4.45pm I got a txt message from Andy saying "would u like a lift home? I'm inside the pub The Flag at the bar" (OMG!! we'd only just left there!!) "Just as well I have no credit so I cant reply" (me thinks!!).... Then my phone goes (so much for NOT using my number Andy!!) I replied knowing he wouldn't be able to hear me... (A mistake me thinks!!) .... As I answered the phone Andy said " I know you can't be heard, but if you look behind you my car is parked & waiting to take you home & if you look at stairs at top of platform you will see me waiting!!" (FFS!! I couldn't even pretend to be on the train when he called!!) "That's it I'm gonna take the lift, just so I can bring up this phoning breach etc" (I thought)

I said to Anthony "I have a lift!" & he said " lucky you" (yeah woopie do!!) I walked over to Andy & said " How the hell did you get up here without a ticket??" he said "I told the guy at barrier my college had left her mobile behind & I wanted to get it to her before she gets on her train!!" (I'm right that boy IS devious!!) " How did you know I was still here?" I added, " I left ages ago!!”.... " I was watching you sitting outside The Flag with the two guys, from the office window.... wishing they would piss off & leave you on your own!" he said (fuck me that's stalkerish)

Then the comedy of errors just begins.... as we walked to his car (or apparently not his car "see previous notes”) he said he would have a new one Thursday (like I care!!) he said " I hope the attention I pay you, doesn't freak you out, I'm not a weirdo!! " I replied, "well at least I haven't seen you parked outside my home!!" he smiled & said "Yet!!" (Groan) he said "shall we have a quick drink at that bar again?" (What a surprise!!) I said, "OK!!" as I obviously needed to have a word (or 10!!) with him!!...


I got a Magners & we went to sit at tables outside, as it was warm again, I sat across the table from him, he asked if I had a good Easter? & I said that it had been great, I'd seen a lot of my friends, some of whom I'd not caught up with for ages, he said he'd called me over the break!! (Great!!) That was my IN to addressing the using my number issue!! (If I give you my tel number/email or make it accessible to you, then that's the OK to call it, whether mobile or home, but to take it, from documentation made available to you through your employment, is NOT getting permission to use, unless in a purely WORK orientated manner!!)

I replied, "So I noticed, I assumed as it was at 12.32am that you had sat on your phone & dialled redial by mistake!!" (I knew this was not the case as he rang twice, one after the other, & was curious to see if he'd admit it was on purpose at that hr, or use my option as a get out clause??) he said " No I rang you on purpose!!" ..... "REALLY!! AT THAT TIME!!?" I said, continuing "Men ringing a woman at that hour are either drunk, wanting a booty call, or want phone sex!! Unless there's a emergency! Of course" I stated...


I then had to explain what a booty call was (durrr!!) & he said he'd been thinking of me all weekend & was in bed horny & thinking of me!! (Eeeek!!) So my instincts were right!!.... (Thought I can't wait till Chris hears all this he won’t believe it!!) I replied "So tell me Andy, what happened to the, I WONT use your number unless you give me the permission to Promise??" he looked 'slightly' sheepish & said "well I HAD to phone to offer you the lift, or you wouldn't know I was available to give you a lift!!"

I replied, "That doesn't apply to the Saturday "12am" call! & Although the lifts are well meaning, I was able to get home, as I had a return ticket, as you know, so there was NO need for the rule to be broken!! You could of said the next day "I could of given you a lift last night, but you haven't given me the OK to use your number yet!" then that would be my trigger to say 'OK you can use it' should I of wished you to do so!!"

Ignoring my comment he said "I'm so glad you accepted my lift tonight!!" (err wasn't left with much choice!!, I was practically railroaded!!, I only went as things obviously needed to be said , which couldn't be said in the course room!! or on the station platform in front of Anthony!!) He continued "I was going to call you at home at 8pm, but it's better to talk to you face to face & see your responses!!" " Errr That would have been another breach of the not calling my number unless you had my permission promise!!" I said tersely, to the prize plum!! Who just grinned sheepishly, hunching his shoulders... then spouted "So what do you want from me? a bit of fun or something more?".... EHHH?? WHAT??.... WHAAAAT!!!! WHO? WHY? WHEN.... WHAT!!?? Flabbergasted I exclaimed "WHAT THE HELL???. I don't want ANYTHING from you!!!

Plus I'm most certainly NOT!! The 'up for a bit of fun' kind of girl!!" to which he replied "that's good because what I want is a relationship, not just a bit of fun tho that would be very nice, that's why I want us to get to know each other properly I think I'd be good for you, & I'd love to show you off as my girlfriend!!" (The phrase trophy girlfriend springs to mind!!) I looked at him incredulously & said "Girlfriend!!... I haven't even agreed to your invite to dinner or a night out!!"


He looked all sad & said "If you just want to be friends, I'll have to accept that, but over time I think you will want to be more!!" (Talk about over confidant!!) Adding " I don't just want a bit of fun...though that would be amazing, I just know your red hot in the sack!!" (Casanova isn’t he just, lmao!!) "You & I get together & you will go places you will be amazed at my connections!" he added, (Now sounding like my future Pimp!!) excusing myself I went to the lady's, as I felt a bout of the giggles was about to spring forth from my lips... I came back & he went to get himself another pint (I said no to a drink)

When he returned he sat next to me, instead of opposite me, as I'd sat before & grabbed my left hand which lay on the table & said "That's a very shiny ring!!" (Stifling a snigger) I said "yes I cleaned it recently!!" to which he replied, "I'd love to lick your shiny ring clean!!" (eeeeeek!! way too much info!!) .... Then as I pretended to look away at something while I tried to compose my face from contorted hysteria, he called my name & as I turned he took a photo of me on his phone!! (This is getting silly!! he is obsessed)

Some women may be flattered by guys who are all over them, as soon as they meet them, but it makes me cringe & I find it fake or too, too much & if somebody is obsessed with someone, it's all about their obsessive need being fed, for the obsessor & it then being projected onto the object of their obsession & nothing really to do with the actual person they are projecting obsession onto!!....

He said he'd kiss the pic goodnight each evening (puke) & asked if I'd like him to send me some naked picks of him, taken on his phone? (HELL NO!!) He told me I was entitled to a day off but if I wanted more off he would cover for me saying I was ill or at a interview etc.... then added " but I shouldn't say that to you because you may take the rest of the week off & I'd never see you there again & I'd be sad!!" then he asked me again if I'd date him? Adding he hates to put pressure on me, (yeah I noticed!! NOT!!)

Adding he isn't going to give up without a fight for me. (Trying to be nice) I said " look Andy, I'm in pain a lot of the time with a tumour, which I'm waiting for an operation on, I'm looking for work & I still have some pneumonia symptoms, that I'm not fully recovered from, dating right now is the last of my priority's, plus I don't feel romantic towards you, I'm sure you have the best of intentions, but I wouldn't be particularly in the mood even for Brad Pitt should he ask!!  To be honest, I am very close to someone in Iraq at the moment & though contact at the moment is small due to him constantly being in the danger zone, should he hopefully return safely at the end of his tour of duty, I will be looking to see if it could possibly develop into something more".

He replied "I'm not giving up, I can satisfy you in ways in the bedroom you just wouldn't believe!" (Believe, I wouldn't even want to imagine uggh!!)

Realising I was flogging a dead horse I said, "I need to get home" as we stopped at the corner of my road he said, "If you need a friend, or just someone to talk to, you can call me any time, night or day!! I may not have all the answer's but I'm a good listener!!" (Thanks but no thanks!!) Obviously not that a good listener, as he is still trying, after me making it clear time & time again that I'm not interested!! & Still calling, after me repeatedly reiterating I had not given him my permission to do so, as of yet!! I got in & text Chris & emailed my pal Adam about my day & then.... I saw it the email in my inbox sent at 1.58pm, OMG!!... He did send a email!! Not just the text!! I realised, I opened it & read: -

"hi ya sexy got any nice pics u can send me when would u be free for a drink

or a bit of fun or even both god u look so hot today r u free 1 evening this

week 4 a quiet drink or a meal those pics of u what web site r they on how

do i access them xx

Obviously referring to my Myspace or Facebook sites he must of seen via the lads that asked to be my online friend!!

" GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH!! I have 3 more days of this"...

Thursday, April12th 2007

Thursday came & my tumour had me doubled over in agony! I tried to start getting ready at 6am, but was unable to stand up or move around properly & the painkillers prescribed were not helping, so at 7am I lay back on the bed & set alarm for 9am to wake & call KS centre, to say I was ill & not coming in (Andy will think I took his advice & wont be in again I thought & chuckled despite the pain) text Chris I was taking a sicky & he joked back that Andy would be suicidal. At 9am I phones Kennedy Scott & a voice said "Hello" "Hi is that Toby?" I asked "No it's Andy!" came the reply, I responded " Hi Andy, it's June I'm afraid I'm not coming in today, I don't feel at all well!!" a sad sounding voice said "OK then!" & I hung up, the fact he said nothing else means that either someone else was standing near by, or he was pissed off & thinks I'm gonna do what he suggested yesterday & not come back!!...

Spent most of the day curled up in a ball of pain on my bed, when I eventually could move about in the evening I went online, luckily I'd had no call or text's or emails from Andy, & found one of the lads Leigh had emailed me on Myspace asking why I wasn't in today? Which I explained & he was quite sweetly sympathetic... also saw another 1 of the lads called Adam had put in a friend request on there to me which I accepted, Spoke to my Lovely buddy Adam J on msn about Andy's past shenanigans & we had a laugh, he'd done a web search on stalker Andy, but had come up with nothing, didn't hear much from Chris, he'd gone a bit funny about the soldier in Iraq I was keen on, since we met up on Sunday & then he also went to kiss me & I moved away sharpish (seems 1 of us was thinking of more than just friendship) went to bed early to feel less rough for my last day, will have to be nice but firm with Andy tomorrow, to make it clear he is soooooo not my type!!... & Never will be!!.

Adam

Friday, 13th April 2007

Friday morning came, still felt a bit rough, but went in none the less, on the Silverlink Train the ticket collector took my fare & said " Your wearing that new Brittany Spears perfume. Very nice!!"... (That’s it where do I get shares in the product lol!!!)... Got into KS & all the boys cheered, "She's back!! & She’s gonna do some belly dancing for us!!" (A reference to my sequin covered skirt & what they must of read on my Myspace site) & Anthony joked, "Thank God your back Andy was all depressed yesterday!! He couldn't find the enthusiasm to teach us anything!!" I laughed & thought 'if only you knew!!' while Andy looked embarrassed, for the 1st time in 2 weeks...


Luckily Andy didn't get much chance to be near me without the others being around, so it was pretty calm, though at one point when on an adjacent PC, he did slide his phone so it was next to me, I looked down on its screen & he'd written " Hi sexy, looking hot as ever!! ... Missed you yesterday!! xx" (aww noooooo!! He didn't get the message obviously on Wednesday in pub!!) ... & I don't really feel up to having a drink & another one to one to make it absolutely clear tonight!!

Later apparently there was a MP3 player up 4 grabs for one of us!!! .... I was really touched, when all the lads on the course said " Give it to June, she's the only one who has actually used the time to look for work & not clowned around searching for porn on Internet all day!!"... & no doubt if "only" Andy had been there he'd of done just that (mind you would of probably wanted to of been rewarded in kind for it!!..Yuck!!)

But Toby in the spirit of fare play, did names in a hat & pulled out the name of a young lad who'd only turned up 3 times in the 2 weeks (& said he was ill most the time he was there & Toby let him leave early) he wasn't even there on the last day, when the draw was done (& the truth to why he was looking pail & ill in class, was due to him smoking skunk on all his fag breaks) the lads weren't happy with the outcome, saying he was the one who'd refused to do anything the adviser's asked, on the few days he was actually there.... but that's democracy for you lol!! (Its a bit like the Human Rights Bill, style of democracy today lmao!!)

Toby said we could leave at 2pm hurrah, as I signed out Andy said he could give me a lift in 45mins I said "thanks but my trains due in 10 min's it would be quicker to get that!!... & I'm still feeling rough, so just want to get to home ASAP!!" he said "OK gorgeous, shall I call you over the weekend??" (oh for F*@k sake!!) I said "No I'm seeing my family over the weekend!!" & left, by now I wasn't going to catch the train (no doubt that was Andy's thinking while delaying me)

As I crossed the road Jamie (wannabe bouncer) Leigh & some of the other guys called me over to The Flag, to join them for a drink, Jamie Pressley wasn't in, as his partner had a baby yesterday, (tempted to buy a chav furby for the new baby)

Had a Magners with the lads checked my train timetable & left for my next train on time, but the damn thing must of left a few minuets early!! So now I had a 40min wait (Grrrr!!) shortly after my phone rang!! FFS!! It was Andy!! (Grrrrrrrrrrr!! again) he obviously watched me drinking with the boys, from the office window (again!!) & saw me head for the station (I didn't answer it!!) then came the text arghhhhh!!! ..." I'm finishing in 5 min's do you want a lift sexy!!" (FFS!! DOES THAT BOY EVER!! LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY TO HIM??

I said before I left the office, that I did not want a lift!! I ALSO told him Wednesday, about using my phone number when I had NOT given him the OK to do so thus far!!......... & Yet here he is again using it!!)... I had a 40min wait till the next train, but I was so pissed off by Andy's constant hounding & non listening to what I tell him, that I'd rather wait than get in a car with him, as I felt so rough & was liable to thump him one!!!.... But as I didn't want a repeat of him on the platform like Tuesday I knew I'd better text back (much as I didn't want to, else no doubt he'd be beside me within a few min's.) so I text " NO my train will be here in a few minuets!! & As I said before, I'm in pain & I just want to go straight home!! I'm not good company at the moment!!" (THANKS TO YOU!! I thought).

The weekend came, which I spent with my brother & his wife & three children, round at my mothers & Andy didn't contact me (thankfully he managed to listen to one thing I said to him!!) mind you.... I rarely get a signal round mums, so he may of attempted to ... but the weekend went well except for Chris ending being my pal on Facebook & in life, as he obviously isn't man enough yet to face romantic rejection & Andy's obviously not man enough yet to notice it!!.....

Though there was one reminder of Andy over the weekend.... when my sister-in-law Karen picked me up in the car, she said "Mmmmmm nice perfume" yep it was Fantasy by Ms Spears AGAIN!!!...

So Monday came & all looked well as Andy had made no contact, That was until I was online at 7.22pm & a email From Andy arrived titled "dinner lunch breaky" & I opened to find this badly spelt diatribe...

"hi ya sexy just got on to myspace but aint had chance 2 do a pic yet its Andy by the way can u enter me as a friend then can c some more of yr lovely pics, call me some time u sexpot sexkitten nd we can do lunch or dinner or even breakfast who knows ha xxx hope u r well nd vibrant no seriously though do u want a meet up or am i being a bit prosumptious if so i can take it will be dissapointed though xxxx"


GIVE ME STRENGTH!! I never answered (thought he'd have got the hint when I didn't accept him on msn!!......... But obviously not!!) Because at 11.59pm Monday, he called my mobile phone (after me saying on Wednesday I'd not given the say so & that men who call at midnight were only after one thing!!! grrrr)...




So today it's Wed April 18th & Adam J & I hunted him down on Myspace, Adam J got there 1st. & we cracked up; he's online NOW but hasn't found me, which shows how smart he is!! ... Adam J & I laughed that he is trawling through all the thousands of June's in a search.... I added " & at the end of it he realises he's searched all the June's in the USA not UK!!" we cracked up as his only 2 pals on there, are two of the lads from the course (Leigh & Adam aka Adzy) one of whom (Leigh) commented "where's your friends??" on his profile ...

Ironically both these lads only have 30 odd friends & Andy hasn't had the brains to go through their friends to find me (I'm on both of their friends list) & is on there for hrs trawling for me & emailing me to add him (even without a pic he was still easy to find) as I guessed he'd got the lad's (I accepted) to help him set up his own site, no doubt on KS time durrrr!! He may be Devious, sneaky, tenacious, even.... but he is as thick as pig shit!! I noticed he'd created his Myspace site on April 12th (the day I was off sick) so no doubt he DID get the lads to help him while they were at KS!

The story should end here, but something tells me with Myspace etc its only just beginning... I’ve saved his profile, as maybe there will be a picture 1 day, that I can add to these notes to put a face to the star of this long running story ... watch this space!!


Thursday, April 19th 2007

It seems I was right less than 7 days after witting the last blog, & ignoring his email, I have had a missed call from Andy at Midnight!! AGAIN!! After what I said to him about calls (& LATE NIGHT calls!!)


Friday, April 20th 2007

Andy tried calling me on my mobile in the afternoon... is he dense? Or can't he believe somebody couldn't be interested, or broken down by him?


Saturday, April 21st 2007

Got home from being away, checked answer phone messages (none) did 1471 to check last call & fuck me it's KS Andy Friday afternoon (either b4 or after he called my mobile grrrrrr!!) That's it!! Politeness is obviously too subtle for numb nuts!! ... An email has to wend its way!! So at 5.27pm I emailed!! PRETENDING I'D ONLY JUST SEEN IGNORED EMAIL: -



Hi Andy, I'm just back from a week away at my brothers in Sheffield with my mother, where I did a lot of thinking... & during which you helped me come up with a decision... As I'm now ready so settle down, I'm only looking to date those who I feel, have husband potential & thinking about it, I'm sorry but I can't see you as my husband, especially as trust is an issue as far as your concerned, you acquired my numbers, email etc via work & swore you'd NEVER use without my permission 1st, I never gave it to you, yet you constantly called & text my mobile, I mentioned that last time we were at the pub, then now I find another missed call when I'm away with my family at midnight... luckily I had turned the volume off at the time or the baby would of been woken by it...... then another missed call Fri afternoon & now I get home & do 1471 after checking my messages & find you called me at home just after trying my mobile Fri afternoon........ So much for you swearing you'd never use my numbers, without my permission, if id given you my numbers fine... but you took them they weren't given & also calling at midnight is not acceptable, I feel it shows a lack of respect & is intrusive, now I go online to find this email, I have to say if I was thinking of saying yes, the calls stopped that in its tracks!!...So in answer to your email of dinner lunch breaky the answer has to be none!!... So I'm afraid you will have to place your attention elsewhere, good luck.


Forwarded a copy of email to buddy Adam J, & we laughed about it on msn, he said it was more polite than he deserved & would leave I'm envisaging me pacing round my flat, wrestling with the decision, torn until the pestering calls sadly forced my hand one way!!... when we both knew I knew the answer to the question before it had fully left Andy's lips that 1st day lmao



Sunday, April 22nd 2007

I received my emailed response from Andy :-

ok that is fair enough I didnt know u felt that strongly so i will not contact u again best of luck in the future and all that ill delete your numbers i just wanted to know where i stood and now i do i will leave u alone ps it was nice knowing u hope u find a hubby i think u have some nice qualities


At last he's got the message!! (& The GOOD LISTENER!! didn't know I felt that strongly!!??) Jesus it seems it would take a sledgehammer to knock the info into him!! So that seems it was it (as he was deleting my tel numbers!!) or was it?............


I had to go back to KS for a 13week (unlucky for some) course, but in different part of building, so hopefully our paths wouldn't cross...


He did come into the area I was on occasions & it seemed all was well except the odd glance, or quiet hello, he kept his distance, one lad who was on the other course I was on (Adam) was one of 2 lads being hit on by a Chav Girl Mountain named Sammie, The other lad who was the main focus of her attentions asked me if I got hit on by anyone on the 1st KS course I'd been on & Adam piped up" both clients & KS staff...Andy was VERY keen!!" & we laughed & Sammie being nosey wanted to know more, so I told her only a tad of it & being a VERY immature girl of 19yrs she overacted when he was about even though he'd paid her no attention (as far as I'm aware anyway!) & a female staff member noticed her behaviour & asked what was up? & gobby mentioned about me, so then I was asked about it.


I said it had been dealt with already by me & I wanted nothing done about it (I have no desire to make somebody, unemployed like myself its not exactly fun) she said she would say nothing!! But I'm not so sure, as later that evening I had a missed call YEP!! From Andy (so much for deleting my number!!)

Then on Thursday May 24th I got an email off him saying "fuck off you slut" charming this was attached to a invite to a site that had automatically invited everyone in my hotmail address book & because he'd contacted me he was in there (but that had been sent to him on the 16th of may, 5 days before I was back at KS why react now? or was it nothing to do with that? & had someone had had a word with him though I'd said not to?) I was shocked & of course I kept all emails as proof... so a VERY foolish move on his part, a few days past & he was around & I never brought it up & nor did he.

Then on the Monday of my 2nd week (28th May) I was at a PC doing job searches, when Andy sat at a PC next to me & while facing the screen said out of the side of his mouth, " I'm sorry if I freaked you out on the last course”.... What’s that all about out of nowhere? Someone must have said something!... I replied, " you didn't freak me out ...but you didn't listen either.... I said I'd think about it & I'd let you know when I came to a decision, but you kept on badgering me constantly!!.... I had enough on my plate already.... I still do... & I can do without "fuck off you slut " emails ... he said that was unlike him (though no apology was made, I noted!!) I said that's what I thought & I was NOT impressed... he said not to let staff know went on, as he could lose his job over it!!...I said I had no intention of doing so!!... He looked relived & said, "well if you ever decide you do want a date, the offers still there!!".... Excuse my French but… Fuck me the guy is fucking unbelievable!!!!!!!........... So there it ends ...OR DOES IT??

Apparently it did end there for me, but he later got fired for stalking & sending a sexually harassing a email to a female member of staff, who had constantly been giving him the brush off, so obviously he was still failing to listen!!! ..... despite claiming to be a good listener!

So all I learnt at KS was how weird some staff members were & how corrupt, and how gullible the others were if they believed the bullshit excuses why people couldn't come in ,or not spot their faux illnesses (but to be honest I don't think they cared, they got their cheque whether on the course got a job out of it or not!) my special fashion course was to work for free in a charity shop, either sorting clothes etc or serving, I had to go to be seen by the shop manager & she asked what I hoped to learn during my time their & I honestly said I have no idea as I have worked in Retail both in sales & retail management for High end stores in Chelsea, Mayfair, Bond St & Knightsbridge for over 20yrs & I never got a date to start the whole time of my course, I couldn't even get the work for free. Mind you she probably knew I had more shop experience than her!