STOP BEGGING IT.

STOP TELLING ME 'we should hang out'
STOP STEALING MY FRIENDS....and i know i just say 'stealing' as im obviously a five year old.
you NEEEEEEEEEED to realise why you hang aroound with the people you do.
is it because they are 'cool'?
urmmm sooo they can get you guestlist for any club in mayfair?
DO YOU EVEN LIKE THESE PEOPLE?
iz it realllllllly worth it???
IF THEY DRESSED LIKE WHITNEY FROM EASTENDERS but had the same personality...would you still jam with them?
you want a snapback and you DONT even know what it is. ahahahhahahahahah . ITS A HAT. OKAY? A FUCKING COOL HAT.
Do you ONLY go to parties like 'bang bang' to..'network' or get your photo taken even though you obviously HATE IT??
Why do you INSIST on speaking like giggs when you go public school? allloooowww it bruv init.
R U 4 REALZZZ?
you spend hundreds of pounds on lace weave, only for it to loook shit. CAN YOU IMAGINE??
surely the purpose of having lace is for it to look like your real hair and yours doesn't.
im sorrry *hugs*
Do you constantly tweet 'ohmygodohmygod, im at yoyos with mark ronson'...even though he didn't SAY A WORD to you.
smh.
you should be ashamed of urself.

IS. THIS.A JOKE?

 

Please Just Buy yourself A Lace front (weave)

This man's hair line is Appalling, and he even has the cheek to braid (whatever is left on his head) with hair extensions . Just because you are a footballer doesn't mean that ,people will let shit like this Slide , i for one will not deal with your Rick James Styled Hair bouncing on top off your head like a virgin horse rider. You play for Corte de voir.Do you realise that You play on the same team as Didier Drogba for fucks sake, at least HE COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH A BARBER.

every time i see the hair on his head ,tears just want to fall from my eyes. If you don't want to step on the pitch looking like a 'soul glow' reject, then please just shave that shit off the top of your head. JHEEZZZ, that or get a tupe. because......

You are fooling NO-ONE!!!

YOU SIR ARE AN EPIC FAIL!

im Rick James Bitch!

XX BYRON