IS THIS LIFE?

DAMN

W A G W A R N N, apologises for not reallly posted anything PRODUCTIVE as i have started university and have been rather busy with lecturers being all jargon-ish with me, WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA. GO ME LA LA LA

I AM A BIG GUUUURL IN A BIG SCHOOL.

OHHHHHH YEHHHH **grins**

 but yes, omg. Soo YESTERDAY at some girls 21st bday, i got sooooooooooooooooooooo drunk to the point i was swimming in my own puke.

#SWAG

 Thankfully, my amazing friends saved me from all the rapey guys.

(YES, there are QUITE  a lot of rapey hot guys in my uni which is in a teeeeeny weeny village in wales) #NORATING

Soo im just about to have a nap before going to my mate's house parrrie WHICH I WILL NOT DRINK ALCOHOL as i dont waaaannna be a meeech again.

PEACE Y'ALL

RECORD OF THE CENTURY

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?

urmm so yesterday i found out the nominees for the hip hop awards and i was slllying impresssed. The 'rookie of year' nominees were fair enough, a bit disappointing,doe; partially because curen$y was not there(but to be fair, he hasnt released anything this year that had an 'oooooomph') soo meh.
Here are the nominees,stillllllll.

1.Big K.R.I.T.
Okay, soooo this guy was someone who last year i would have said, 'yes, he should win' due to pretty insightful poetic songs like 'Children of the world'  but but BRUV, its been a year and you've been resorted to making tedious tunes with ludacris.
FAYYUULLLL.


2.Big Sean
nah so this gucci wearing kanye baby meech protege does get hipsters people gasssed, init?
Lyricallly? yeah, he's ight.
the fact he has put his 'buzz' into good use and recorded HIGHLY mainstreaaaam dope tunes like marvin & chardonnay.
(if kanye's illumattiii works, you could might win....okay..you wont)
ps: NEVER RECORD A SONG WITH ROSCOE DASH. I HATE HIM HHHHHHHHATE.


3.Frank Ocean
My future husband frank, okay, i wont be bias because i want to have his talented babies but he is nominated for the nostalgia,ULTRA mixtape which he samples the likes of coldplay, radiohead and rambles about his love life, his obsessions, hates,etc and is just brillliant.
listen his tunesss and LITERALLY forget about the hype.
He more than anyone probably needs this award to give him that.......PUSH, you know?


4.Diggy Simmons
Sooo this baby meech from that show with rev run(his dad)..urmm the thing is im sort of proud that he's doing his own thang but the problem is HE HASNT BROUGHT ANYTHING NEW TO THE GAME, like literally nothing. Its like eating dry garri with NO sugar or even water.
P A R

5.Tyler the Creator
Probably even favourite to win as 'HE IS SOOOOOOO DIFFERENT N SHIZZZZZ'
Its sort of funny as tyler has been hyped up soooooooooooo much to the point there is no more hype, left.
But forget about alll that shizz and remember this boy is AMAZING and very talented(listen to CIRCA '08/9 odd future stuff and you'll get what i mean)

6.Wiz Khalifa
urmm Why is wiz even nominated this year??
Can BET stop being late? To be  honest, he should have beeen nominated last year or the year before as this year. HE AINT A ROOKIE. pffffft
PLUS, his new album kinda sucks!

TEACH ME HOW TO BUNNY

BUNNY HOLIDAY(aka my future wifey) STRIKES AGAIN!!!

ZOOOOOOOOP!!!

THIS IS BY FAR THE VIDEO OF THE YEAR!

WATCH THE THRONE: imnotgassed(lies)

Okay, initially when i first heard the album, i wasnt...urmm impressed, like the beats were nice but i didnt feel it was.'legendary.. and i kinda found most of the songs mediocre and blahhhh(ps: niggas in paris is an amazing song)
....but then i got to this song(video above) featuring my boyfriend frank ocean....OBVIOUSLLY and i was kinda sceptical and pre-judging the song before i heard it then 5 seconds into it i was like 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?'

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

• the instrumentals.


• frank's soothing and some what love making voice..........

YESPLEASSSSSSSSSSSE!

literally blew my mind

Ok, so this is what happens when you let your newborns stay up late and watch Gangsta Rap videos on BET late. please stop this behaviour it is in NO WAY cute, you sound like you need your baby teeth pulled out.











you look like the baby slag mafia


safety

XXBYRON

BEST REACTION TO ANYTHING...EVER.

'funky house is an underrated genre'

'Sisqo is straight, right?'

'Will young has new album coming out'

'I need to bath, right now'

FAM

BLEURGH

My photographer mate Agnė Ališauskaitė took some test shoots photoorros of me a few weeks ago and im just seeing 'em now. Can i say how fresh do i look? like i mean, like fresh ..of the boat. URMMMM.

Top: American apparel
Short: Levis
Shoes thigy majig: Converse

IS THIS A JOKE?

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAJDHJSADHJHADHSJHSDJJSDJ
just when you think the amazing and highly insightful composer..LIL B couldnt top that infamous 'ellen degeneres' video.
he releases this......
IS THIS 4 REALLZZZ???
WAS THIS FOR...CHARITY???
AHHJAHSJHSAKJSKSJASJKJKSJKSJKSJKSJS
IM ACTUALLY CRYYYYING RIGHT NOW
because my guy even attempted to ..sing.
               **funmi walks off cliff**

THIS BRUHH IS JUST EMBARRASSING!

SOO I JUST SAW JASON DERULO'S NEW VIDEO AND I WAS LIKE 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK?'

NOOOOO FUCKING WAYYYSSSS!!!

DID HE JUST SAMPLE A FORMER AMAZING SONG?

DID JASON DERULO DO THE VOGUE DANCE AT 1.98 TO 2.01?

WHY??

WHO DIRECTED THIS?

WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE A GIRLY PANTS?

WHY?

WHO DIRECTED THIS?

I ..DONT....UNDERSTAND.

LQKDJHSKJKJDKJFLKJFDSKJFDKJDKJDKJDKJDSKJKDJKGHJ

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF THIS FASCADE TO ME.

ATTENTION: NEW W.A.N.G. VIDEO!

WHERE TO FIND BLACK PEOPLE.

THIS POST IS FOR RICHARD.
RICHARD ONLY!!!

I sllllying LOOK ORIENTAL,you know?

                  *stewie voice* LOOK AT MY EYES. LOOK AT 'EM.

JONO McCLEERY, you make me sad.

Sooo im currently at the battlefront office ( http://battlefront.co.uk/ )
and im listening to jonoblooodymccclerry..this song right now to be precise


I actually love his voice..his music. Ive been a fan for three years. HE NEEDS TO BE IN CHARTS!!! ....like whatthehell?
and also when i listen to this song, i want to be in luuuuurvvvvee. *proceeds to cry*

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OH , THIS IS MY PICTURE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!
tyler and biebssss!!!!! word on the road their recording together....

IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER. hahhahahahahahaabababahahahhaa

YOU NEVER CATCH ME ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UNCLE WRETCH 32 IS ON THE BBC SOUND POLL LIST THINGY.



MEANING HIS GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.


YAAAAY. AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT GLASTONSBURY and TING........SOON!!!

head in hands

sometimes this is how i feel. sometimes, i just want to jump off the cliff that is Rihannahs for-head, right now i'm just feeling a bit down in the dumps,but at least my hair isn't period blood red.

*Sighs*

XX BYRON