Dog Tired Week, Is A Pain In The Neck

Monday 6th June, I fell asleep around 5am, despite being dog tired from midnight, if I dreamt I don't recall it! Got up at 9.30am & had a wash & did hair & make-up & had a coffee & a bowl of porridge with raisins for breakfast, dressed in my 3/4 khaki jersey lounge trousers, my slashed back cream top with tiger print on front, my white EasyTone Reebok trainers, then slipped on my white puffa jacket, plus my khaki hooded body warmer on top, and ventured into the pouring rain & popped to the shop & got a Sun Paper & bumped in to my neighbour Kristie who is married to my friend Simon, who invited me round for a coffee & a gossip!! Which was a nice escape from the rain (Must be due for Wimbledon) Made a fuss of her spaniel Bobbie who I take out with me for a walk when its nice some days, caught up with the local gossip then when the rain had let up I headed back home & parcelled up my two eBay sales to send off. 

Put my Jacket & body warmer back on & put the parcels in my gunmetal sequinned tote & headed back out in the torrential rain, to the Post Office (So much for flaming June!!) I sent the items off, did a bit of banking, to be able to pay my rent by cheque tomorrow. Then I had a hours power walk round the park, for a bit of exercise, despite the poor weather. That over I popped into Tesco to check out the reduced section. There was about five or 6 people standing there, trying to see the offers, but all unable to get a look in, due to a selfish white woman, in a Muslim headscarf, who had slid the door open & blocked the area, while on her mobile phone. She was telling someone over the phone, every single item on offer, in the 5 shelf cabinet, and how much each was priced at (Unfuckingbelievable) 

So I went home. I took out the Quorn & Tofu I'd been marinating & diced it & put on skewers & grilled on my Foreman Grill, and had with a spinach, watercress, cucumber, tomato & red pepper salad. Which was very tasty. Then I did a lot of paperwork I needed to catch up with & sorted out my banking & bills files.

Then I did a bunch of job & audition searches & applied for a bunch as per usual, then I stopped for a coffee break & a read of the paper. The Front cover is about Ryan Giggs 8yr affair with his brothers wife (Classy Dude) It seems if your a pig ugly man who wants lots of sex become a footballer. I don't know what they saw in him? He treated them like a piece of meat at best & didn't 'treat' them in the other sense of the word. It seems he was an ungenerous tight-wad, who didn't even buy a round in the pub! Guess he knows how to spot gold digger, WAG, wannabe & those with low self esteem, who are easy of virtue & also knows how to manipulate them too. Apparently Wayne's brother has dumped his wife after hearing the news (Now there's a surprise!!)

Idiot Ken Clarke will let criminals do half their sentences time if they plead guilty. Obscene when sentences are far to short as it is anyway, and insulting to the victims of that crime! Instead he should be doubling the sentences of those who plead not guilty & are proven guilty!! Bean-sprouts are the latest food item to be blamed for the E.coli break out in Germany that has killed 22 so far (It  reminds me a slight variation on the Alien, Sophia's, plot to wipe out humans & take over, in the TV show The Event) I wouldn't put this past a test run, of food contamination, by Terrorists!!

Evicting gypsies from illegal camps has cost the UK £7Million in the past 3 years, Leeds City Council alone spent £930,000 evicting travellers from 285 illegal sites. That's £930,000 out of taxes they don't pay, think about that when your wondering how thy afford such lavish weddings on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 

Cheryl Cole has been given 24hrs to decide if she will accept a lifeline to return to US Xfactor (Who cares) Apparently she is letting Simon sweat, as a punishment for her sacking!! Zzzzzzzzzzz!! Wise up girl your no big talent, just a pretty face & good clothes horse (When somebody else is choosing the clothes) You are beginning to believe your own hype, it wasn't long ago you was a council state Chav, it is Simon & one of his talent shows that put you where you are now, on what scant talent you have. You should be jumping at the 2nd chance not biting the hand that feeds you!!

Go it alone without Simon, or with Will-i-am & you will soon will vanish from the public eye (which will be a nice break for us, after Cheryl Cole overload over the past few years, there is bugger all left we haven't seen about her, unless they shove a small camera up her, during her next smear test!!) She Snubs this 2nd chance ...... HUGE Mistake!! As a singer as part of group Girls Allowed she's fine but, as a Solo artist she is Nothing Special!!

Sack The Stylist!!

I did the washing up & hoovered the sitting room, the hall & my bedroom. Then watched 'Home & Away' one of the best soaps on TV, definitely the best on UK TV at the moment, then I had a coffee with a KitKat & went through a load of old files & receipts, throwing out everything over 5yrs old. Deleted pics taken for eBay on my camera. I went online to check my messages & saw my hater GLPGodess had spouted the usual bile on my 'May Day' Blog yesterday, amazing how brave you are, when under a synonym! It's amusing to see the passive aggressive taunts, made to make me bite & hopefully hurt/annoy me, but they're wasting their time, Haters are nothing but Motivators! 

I'd have more respect for them if they said it to my face, as I am well aware, that it's someone I know, although they have tried their very best to make it appear as if they are just some random, commentating blog reader. But they've failed, making numerous, tell tail slip up's. I even purposely wove a few things into my blog occasionally, knowing what buttons to push, and the response was always exactly as expected. My friends find GLPGodess posts absolutely hysterical, they're always looking forward to what their next diatribe of spite & bitterness (Under the poor guise, of constructive criticism) will be. So much so, that they get rather disappointed if  GLP hasn't been on ranting for a while. 

We even take bets on which 4, of the 6 recurring trigger buttons they will try to push, in an ongoing attempt to touch a nerve (they're normally in batches of 4) The most common at 1st was to keep calling me a woman in my 50's (When seeing as they know me, they know full well, I'm in my 40's) Wrongly thinking I'm that vain, to be bothered if a 'Stranger' though I was older than I am & hoping I'd bite & say I'm in my 40's so they could reply, 'Oh really, I don't mean to sound rude, But you look so much older!!'  So laughably predictable, anyway enough GLP talk, it will only boost GLP's already inflated, pious, ego!! 


I watched 'The Hotel Inspector', followed by the NEW, 'The Restaurant Inspector', followed in turn by 'Made in Chelsea' on E4 +1. Which was amusing, especially when Ollie, who has just recently come out as Bi said "I'm just tired of being bummed out all the time!!!" (Looks like he's going straight back into that closet then!?) I had a bath & went to bed at 12.30am, with the rain still lashing down outside & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD then settled down to sleep. (Calories consumed 1,301)  

Tuesday 7th June, despite a early night I didn't fall asleep until after 5.30am, dreamt but it was all a blur on waking at 9.30am. My neck & shoulders were aching on waking, went to my bedside draw to get some of my prescription painkillers but I'd run out I called to get a doctors appointment but I can't get one until Wednesday, my knees & hips were painful too, Bloody Rheumatoid Arthritis, no escaping it, it's hereditary both mum & dad had it & I have had it since 8yrs, though not as bad as now. I guess I can't escape knee/hip replacements like them, in the future either, unless there are medical breakthrough's, whoopee can't wait!! .....NOT! 

I dressed the same as yesterday, made a coffee & porridge with raisin's for breakfast & popped out for my power walk, before it rained again. I go to try ease my hips & knees, as well as for the exercise taking Bobbie, Stanley & Betty with me for some company. I got a call from my friend Damon (The brother of my Ex Murray) to catch up for a chat, he said it was a shame the train fare was so ridiculous to Cheshunt/Theobalds Grove, we'd have to take a rain check until he has a car again, he'd really wanted to treat me to his local Turkish Restaurant for the weekend, which was sweet of him.


I got in at 2pm with the sky, grey black & the pain in my neck & shoulders increasing steadily, I had a fresh salad sandwich & a Diet Coke for lunch & read a bit of the paper, Front page is still on Giggs betrayal of his brother & wife, bet he wished he'd not of bothered with that super-injunction now!! The press are going to ride this one out, for as long as possible for trying to muzzle them over Imogen! Apparently Giggs has convinced his wife it's not true, either she is dumb or wants to ignore the truth.


Brilliant Eddie Kid 51 One of the greatest stunt riders in the world (Until a horrific crash left him brain damaged) finished the London Marathon last night 43days after starting, what a courageous man, he was told he would never walk again in 1996! I remember having posters of handsome Eddie, on my wall as a teen.

Cheryl Cole's Xfactor career is over, after the stupid girl turned down a 2nd chance at the American Xfactor. Well hopefully that means we won't be bored shitless, by her being in every magazine, newspaper available & on every news item, music channel as well as adverts, for a while then, that will be a nice break.... (Though somehow I doubt we will be that lucky) She may even totally vanish, if new manager Will-i-am continues with his poor advice/management style. At least with him she's with someone with matching poor fashion sense. Also someone who made that god awful song with her 'Three Words' I guess those 3 words are 'This Song's shite!!'

Meanwhile Bean-sprouts have been eliminated as the source of the German E.coli outbreak, only 100+ more vegetables to go what next??.... Talking of Dangerous vegetables some vile piece of scum, barely further up the evolutionary scale than a fungus, in Worcestershire has murdered 20 cats & 1 dog with anti-freeze poisoning them, leaving them to die in agony, in the space of a few weeks, the Evil C**t!! A bloody Serial Killer/Terrorist in the making hope they are caught by a cat owner & then they're made to drink their anti-freeze & then be left alone die a painful death!


But by 4pm I was in such agony with my neck & shoulders, that I felt physically sick with pain, causing me to retch, and I had to go lay down, fearing it might trigger a migraine! At 6.45pm Nat text me saying  'Hey lady, any plans 4 ur birthday?'  I replied 'Nope absolutely stony broke'  he replied 'Me & Candy r coming up 2 u for lunchy' I said that sounded like a plan, he added they had to leave around 2ish (No doubt for Candy to pick up the kids) and he said they'd be here around 10ish. It took until 7pm, 3hrs later, for the pain to finally subside enough, to go to the shop, to get strong fast-acting Nurofen Plus Capsules. I took 4 (double the dosage) as the pain was less, but still unbearable!! Then I laid down some more, until I felt a bit better (Not just a pain in the neck, but a real pain in the ass) as I had planned to get lots done round the flat today, but the pain has prevented me. 

I got up later at 8.50pm after the pain had subsided a bit more, as I was hungry. So I made a salad with some tinned tuna, as fish oils are meant to be good for joints & bones, with chopped celery, peppers, cucumber, tomato & watercress. Then I lay on the bed & watched 'CSI, CSI Miami' double bill & 'CSI' taking another 3 Nurofen at 10pm with a decaf coffee, as the pain started to get worse again!! By 1am miserable with pain I took 3 more Nurofen capsules (finishing the pack) & tried to get some sleep (Calories Consumed 1,036) 

Wednesday 8th June, I was still awake at 4am due to the unbearable pain gnawing away at my neck & shoulders like a raging toothache, that's been transferred to another part of the body!! I tried removing my pillows to lay flat, to see if that helped the pain in my neck & shoulders, eventually I fell asleep around 6am but although I'm aware I dreamt, my sleep was so restless I can't recall it. Woke in pain at 9.30am & had a bath to try ease the pain & also washed my hair, with difficulty, as the pain was travelling through my shoulders & down both of my arms. 

Carefully dried my hair & put on my dark grey 3/4 gym trousers, plus my Hydro Active Challenge 5K run mini marathon T-shirt from 2007 (power walked not ran) & my TrimSole B&W fitflops. An Ex text me at 10.18am responding to my FB inbox message saying 'I didn't delete you??? Are you in London today? X'  Well seeing he is no longer a FB friend & I didn't delete him, it doesn't need to be a case for Miss Marple, to determine that in fact, yes indeed he did delete me! I had no credit to reply ... so obviously didn't! Fail!!


I went to the shop to get more Nurofen Extra Capsules to try stem the pain & took 4 again with a coffee & porridge with raisins for breakfast. My friend Mike Called & he asked me what I was doing for my Birthday? I said I had nothing planned as I'm broke, he said he was going up to Leeds around the 19th-20th, so how did I fancy a drink or meal for my Birthday a few days early? I said that sounded like a plan, he said he'd call me soon. I decided I'd better get out & do my 2hr power-walk, quick. As it looked like it wouldn't be long before it lashed it down all afternoon again, like yesterday! I took Bobbie, Betty & Stanley with me, to make it more fun & less of a chore!... Plus hopefully take my mind off the pain!! 

Then I dropped a rent & electric cheque into my letting agents. Getting home at 3pm, just before the sky's opened up! I made a jacket potato with baked beans & grated cheese for lunch, with some salad. Then read The Sun paper I'd bought en route home. The front page is about Ryan Giggs paying £30,000 for a baldness treatment, machine that massages his follicles (Unlike Imogen who massaged his bollicles) After the stress of being caught with his pants down with 2 women (Neither his wife!) has made his hair fall out! He'd better get his eyes checked too while his at it, you know what they say about too much sex!! (Imogen & Natasha should do the same, but for different reasons)


Cheryl Cole, has thrown her toys out the pram & stamped her little Christian Louboutin clad feet, in a Temper Tantrum. Saying her relationship is over!! Stupid, Childish Girl! Still blaming Simon for humiliating her. Sorry love, but being fired didn't make you look half as bad, as your Childish, Prima Donna, Strop, behaviour, does NOW!!! Simon was a great guy to have on side & HE Made you!! Keep on acting like the Spoilt Brat, your acting as now!! Soon he will Stop feeling bad, for what was after all a business (NOT a personal) decision, and get royally pissed off with you & he is not someone you'd want to cross, as He Can Break You, as easily as He Made You!! You have got too big for your designer boots & think you are a lot more talented than you are!!.

 Is Simon's Elbow, Shielding The Modesty, Of A Female Nudist, 
In The Audience??

I finished the paper & went online & applied to several more jobs & auditions by email. I then did some ironing, while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & put a blue/green/grey wash in the machine. Then watched yesterdays 'Home & Away' that I missed due to pain, then watched today's on 5 Star. Then made a cappuccino & had it with a chunky KitKat then took a bunch of pic's of my Vintage 80's, Jungle, Designer coats/jackets on eBay (That I'd listed for free at the weekend!) & downloaded them onto eBay. Then at 9pm I watched 'The Apprentice' at 10pm I was feeling hungry & realised I'd not had dinner, so had another bowl of porridge with raisins again! Then I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' & 'Desperate Housewives' before getting ready for bed & doing a bunch of online surveys. Finally settling down to sleep at 1am (Calories consumed 1,375)


Thursday 9th June,  I finally fell asleep around 5.30am & had two dreams one where I was going on holiday with my sister Julie & her husband Erdal, & maybe my brother Bill but I am not sure, feel there was a 3rd person but can't recall seeing them in my dream. I am not sure what country we were heading for? Maybe Turkey, I don't know but I was packing my case last minute (Unlike me I'm normally packed 1-2weeks beforehand, to make sure I have everything & nothing is in the laundry) and the clock was ticking to set off for the airport & Erdal was loading the car! It was then it suddenly dawned on my my 10yr passport, in it's baby pink cover Expired in June 2010!!! 

Shit!! then I was wondering if the quick 1yr passport, you use to be able to get from the Post Office, is in circulation yet or not? Then I dreamt something about being in the company of or friends, with some male & female models. I think I was showing them some of my fashion designs, I was chatting to one guy, who had short wavy black hair & a buff bod about his model portfolio & if I recall correct we were flirting. I woke at 11.30am, wow 6hrs sleep that's almost double what I have had all week.


I slipped on my 3/4 grey gym trousers & a Versace T-shirt & TrimSoles, after I had a wash & did my hair & popped to the shop for a Sun paper & a couple of Diet Cokes. It's grey miserable & rainy out, like dusk nothing like Summer. I didn't bother with breakfast as it was almost lunch time, so I made a cheese salad sandwich, which I washed down with a Diet Coke & read the paper. The front page says soft justice secretary Ken Clarke must go....  (PLEEEEEEASE!!!!) PM David Cameron has told him to scrap his crazy plans, to halve jail terms for serious criminals, that plead guilty (I should Bloody think so too!!) Talking of Vile Criminals Libyan Madman Colonel Gaddafi gave his troops Viagra & ordered mass rapes to terrorise rebels, it was claimed last night. Over 100 were raped in some areas! What a repulsive, evil man!

Roy Skelton the man behind the voices of the Darlik's plus, George & Zippy from  children's show Rainbow has died aged 79 from Pneumonia after a stroke. Talking of strokes a tearful teenager told a court how dwarf actor Nicholas Read (Who played a Ewok in Star Wars, Return Of the Jedi & a Goblin in Harry Potter) fondled himself next to her on a train. The 17yr old said he touched himself under a bowler-style jugglers hat, that rested on his lap, for 30mins after the 7.55pm train left Kings Cross. She was trapped against the window & said nothing, in case he touched her, but reported him (getting off next to her) Once she got off herself at Leicester, he was arrested at Sheffield. Asked why he had not put his hat on the luggage rack, he said he could not reach it. I wonder if he will get a 'Short' or a 'Stiff' sentence?

 Ewank Ewok

Lately, we haven't had enough of Cheryl Cole in the papers, but luckily she is auctioning off 20 of her favourite dresses to charity, for anyone rich enough to bid & skinny enough to fit in the 'Size 8' dresses. They must be smaller than that!! I was a size 8 two years ago & surely I wasn't that skinny & at 5ft 8.5" I'm taller than her! The dresses include a white halter-neck, Roberto Cavalli dress. A black Tory Burch dress with leather trim that she wore to boot camp for her 1st series of Xfactor. A multi mauve & blue sequinned Herve Lerger dress. A nothing special emerald green Paul & Joe dress (That looks more Florence & Fred) which she wore on her 1st day of Xfactor. A hot pink strapless dress by Herve Lerger. A drab looking grey high necked dress by Twenty8Twelve. A multicoloured Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock. A navy, green & white Milly NY dress she wore when JLS auditioned. A peach dress by Giles Decon & a lovely blue/black Herve Lerger dress. 

 One Of The Auction Frocks

 The Hot Pink Strapless Herve Lerger Dress

Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock

Jennie text at 1.30pm & said to come over this Saturday & Next Friday at 8pm if I'm free. I did some job searches & applied for a bunch of jobs online & then did the same with auditions on StarNow, then cleared out another load of paperwork then during a brief break in the rain I popped to the post box to post off a cheque for a bill. 

Then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home And Away' before fixing some Prawn Tikka Marsala with saffron rice for dinner, with a berry berry Solero for desert. Watched Sarah Beeny's 'Help My House Is Falling Down' then made a coffee a literary agent & publisher contacted me out of the blue, about my two half written books one called 'Sophie's Secret Diary's' and the 2nd yet untitled one about my Ghost/ESP experiences since childhood. Saying he would be interested in seeing some of the work on my books if I don't already have an agent. 

That's Life - Adrian Mills

Which was unexpected & both interesting especially as I was told by 'That's Life' presenter Adrian Mills, that I should pursue writing. Also it is somewhat like fate that he contacted me today, because I was going through some paper work, with the intention of putting what I have written book wise, already, by hand, onto my PC, to write more as & when I find the time. Caught up with the backlog of my blog writing for the rest of the evening while watching 'NCIS & CSI NY' then went to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,514)

Friday 10th June, I eventually fell asleep some time after 6am & had a dream where I had moved home to a big city, possibly London, I was at a function with a pretty blonde girl a who looked like Caggie Dunlop (Made In Chelsea) or Natasha Williams (Neighbours) It was the 1st function of someone we knew & the venue itself was very grand, with a lot of wood wall panelling, I seemed to be chatting to a young handsome well to do guy, not sure if he was a friend, work colleague or boyfriend, we were eating a desert which was a load of mixed spices mixed into either cream or crème fresh, before I was due to head off somewhere. 

 Caggie Dunlop

Natasha Williams

I woke at 11.30am after around five & a half hours sleep. It is still gloomy & grey out & not how June should be. I had a shower & did hair & make-up & dressed the same as yesterday. I popped to the shop for a paper & some caffeine free Diet Coke's taking a load of rubbish out with me for the wheelie bin. I got home made a cheese & sliced onion roll for brunch, then sat down to watch the news & then read the paper!

The front page is how scumbag Ryan Giggs has offered his brother £250K to keep quiet about him sleeping with his wife!! (And no doubt all the other dirt he has on his brother) What total scum, not only is offering money insulting, but seeing he betrayed his brother & is a Multi Millionaire the sum is also insulting £250K what a tight-wad!! Even a Million would be insulting!! I hope Rhodri throws it in his face I'm sure he could make much more for an exclusive, with one of the big papers, seeing they are keen for Giggs blood after his attempted Super-injunction taken out on them!

 Brotherly Love

Once lunch & the paper was finished, I did some more sorting of the back room. Shame my attic doesn't have a pull down ladder & light like my home in Sussex, I could put boxable eBay items up there out of the way until sold! I did a bit of ironing of my dry laundry & put it away in draws/wardrobes. Money was taken out of my account, this week, for an item I returned 2weeks ago (Which was returned by recorded delivery & signed for on May 26th, I have constantly informed them they have it & I have proof , yet despite saying they will refund 'IF' they have it (Which they bloodywell have!!) they have not done so, so if not done by Monday I will be talking to the fraud dept of my bank! As well as going to Watchdog & similar!! I went online and did a bunch of job searches & as usual applied for a shed load of jobs. 

I made battered fish & chips for dinner, with some salad on the side, then caught up with & finished one blog, while watching the soaps & Channel 4's Comedy Gala, which was rather disappointing as apart from Jonathan Ross & John Bishop, I'd seen all of the routines the other comedians did, before, by them. The adverts where the comedians were Incorporated in present adverts were amusing though. Then I watched 'The Ricky Gervais Show' & then 'Comic's Choice: Sean Lock' retiring to bed at 1.330am

Saturday 11th June, I didn't fall asleep until after 7am (Bloody Insomnia) I know I dreamt but all I can recall is, what seemed like a swarm of bee's/wasps buzzing round my kitchen, so I grabbed some household cleaner & sprayed it on them & they fell down dead. I thought 'Wow that is more effective than insect spray' but when I went to clear them off my floor they seemed to be just two big fluffy Bumble Bee's the size of new born ducklings or chicks, and I felt awful as they looked so cute, a bit like the one's in the Vodafone Ads & I like Bumble Bee's!! I then went into the lounge to call my dad to come see the huge Bee's! Then I woke at 11am to bright sunshine (Which didn't last for long) I got up had a wash pulled on my jogging bottoms & turquoise frilly sleeved t-shirt & popped to the shop for a paper & a Diet coke.

I  made myself a bowl of breakfast & then I checked my eBay status, 2 days to go & one jacket has been bought & numerous watchers on my Vintage Designer, Jungle Garments. did the washing up then put some bed linen in the wash, I have been trying out a new freebie laundry detergent, but it's not as good as my usual Percil Gel at cleaning & it leaves no fresh aroma on the washing once cleaned! 

I put away some ironed laundry & did the washing up. Chatted to my friend Kathryn briefly on Twitter haven't really been on there this week, as I have been feeling quite down & also in a lot of pain, so I normally retreat into my cave at these times!! around 2.30-3pm I had a cheese & onion roll for lunch, with some Doritos (I bought a big bag of, 12 bags of Doritos & the same of Wotsits last week for just £1 in the Poundland in their 2 for 1 offer) Watched 'Come Dine With Me' (very funny) while doing work online, then joined CastingCallPro which (Caggie Dunlop is on as an actress, 'Made In Chelsea'  then read the paper....


The Front page is about Bruce Forsyth getting a knighthood, I'm pleased for him, but maybe he will now let somebody else take over on 'Strictly Come Dancing' or get a new script/joke writer, as it's so corny & so obvious what the punch line is leading up to be, it's embarrassing. I'd rather remember him on top form, on things like The Generation Game!

News that Rooney's hooker Jenny Thompson was rushed into hospital, after an expected Valium overdose, I'm guessing it's over her parents being suspects of drug farming & not over any shame over Rooney! Pippa Middleton modelled at a university fashion show, like her sister Kate, the difference being that Pippa's dress wasn't too bad unlike, the ugly, tatty, see-through, dish cloth, looking one Kate famously modelled 

 Kate's Revolting Catwalk Dress 2002

 Pippa's Catwalk Dress 2011

Proof that Gobby Scouser Cheryl Cole's, Diva behaviour over Xfactor has backfired on her comes today via the words of Simon Cowell. By saying her sacking was 'No big deal' adding 'It really wasn't such a big deal as everyone thought. Truth is you've got to move on, it's about the contestants. They've got no interest in us bickering!'  Very telling for 'it's about the contestants' read 'it's not all about you Cheryl' and for 'They've got no interest in us bickering' read 'Your throwing your toys out of the pram & don't expect me to lower myself to your level & join in!' 

He went on to say 'I hope we're going to be friends going forward. She'll be mad at me for a while, but I didn't do anything wrong'  In other words.... Cheryl your not grown up enough, to deal with this in an adult fashion, the way Dannii did. But the offer of friendship is there, if you wish to take it! But I am not going to chase round after you, begging for forgiveness, when I haven't done anything wrong, to apologise for! If you snub my friendship then that's your decision, but I'm being the bigger person here!!

Germany's killer E.coli outbreak's source has finally been found & tainted bean-sprouts from an 'Organic Farm' were found to be the cause! After saying it wasn't bean-sprouts a day or two ago. I wonder if all those 'Organic is Best' snobs who look down their noses at those that don't buy organic will go quiet for a while now??

Oddly after last nights dream, there was a whole article on, how Britain's growing hobby is Bee keeping, saying even Breakfast TV presenter Bill Turnbull is one of them, and he has even written a foreword, to the Bee Manual from Haynes!

 "Hi is that Bill?? 
I wondered if you needed a early morning fashion expert?

I'd Bee Ideal!"

I  went round Jennies around 7.30pm  & her two daughters Lara & Francesca were calling for auntie jooooooooooooonie to go up to see them in bed & see there latest toys etc Then it was back down stairs for Tuna & cucumber sandwiches some diet coke & an apple while watching the Film 'Sahara' Staring Matthew McConaughey & Penelope Cruz, Matthew is a funny one great bod & often looks handsome in films, but some times in his fragrance Ads they make him look unattractive. 

 Matthew in Sahara

After that it was time to watch the double bill of the NEW Camelot, which looked right up my street (& was) though disappointed at the unattractive weedy looking Arthur (his brother looks more king like) Good bodice ripping rampant romp though!! Edgar asked me if I saw the final of 'The Mentalist' when you find out about Red John on Friday? I said no I stupidly forgot about it & watched Ch4's rubbish Comedy Gala!! They said if it's not repeated in the week to watch it at theirs on catch up!!! 

I left there at around 12.15-12.30am  got in & had a wash and went to bed & watched 'Egypt's Warrior King' on Thutmosis & 'Engineering Ancient Egypt' About the amazing structures of ancient Egypt which focused on 2 Pharaohs one being my personal hero Ramses II so I loved seeing more about Karnak & Thebes then crashed out at 2.30am (Calories consumed 1,422)

Sunday 12th June, Woke at 9.45am I dreamt I'd been on a TV show & was now sat in the audience with Polly & a black female TV presenter it may have been Tricia, it wasn't Oprah, don't recall much else about the dream except for being in an amazing designer boutique and looking at some crème eye shadow's in shades of mauve & silver, there seemed to be a make-up artist there doing women's make-up for free & I wondered if she could do mine & make me look stunning instead of my plain ordinary self??  Then I was in a busy city, that I'd never been to before I was trying to find a bus stop to catch a bus back to where I'd come from or a tube. I came to a spot I recognised I recalled it was the end point of a set of directions I'd gone down not so long ago (Not sure if in real life or in a dream) 

I surmised if I did the route backwards I'd get back to where I'd started from, so began back tracking but it was night & I came up against a long path with turns with high wooden fences either side & scant light to see in. I realised this was the same path I have had to face many times in dreams, that was fraught with danger, although it looked a tad different, the turns meant that there were points where I couldn't see what laid beyond. Being short sighted I was not at my best should danger lurk, I was deciding whether to press on, or to retreat back? I decided that, as I did not recall this path in the original journey, that I must of taken a wrong turn somewhere along the line & so retreated, re tracing my footsteps, before waking up!


I got up had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday & went to the shops make-up free hair scraped back, I have been doing that a lot lately, that's the slippery slope, I have stopped making the effort & have given up on my self, I have to pull my socks pronto or before I know it I will be a single, 20st, unkempt woman in her 50's, living in a hostel, stinking of pee & cats!! I got the NOTW & a Diet Coke, watched 'Glee' then 'Survival: Tales From the Wild' On an amazing & adorable Tiger family, I LOVE Tigers!! 

 Raja & I

Jennie text & said 'The Mentalist' is repeated on 5Star at 7pm tonight, definitely watching that!! I read the paper, the front paper is about how Ryan Giggs, bunged his Sister-in-law £500 after telling her to  have an abortion, when she became pregnant with his child, just weeks before her wedding to his brother ..... It just gets worse & worse! If his wife stays with him she is a either a mug or her WAG status & money is more important to her than self respect!! I certainly wont have any pity or respect for her!

Stunning Corrie actress Michelle Keegan is engaged to her Munter boyfriend Max George, from pikey looking boy band The Wanted, after just 7 months (crazy) he gave her a £10,000 diamond ring & a long haired Chihuahua called pip. 


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!! Cheryl Cole, has been slagging off Simon Cowell to pals saying he messed her about (Oh boo hoo poor little princess!!!) Adding 'I'm better off without him, I'll make my own decisions now & not have to be dependant on someone else. I've moved on!' (Oh the arrogance, if it wasn't for him you'd still be in your down market tracksuits, living with mum & your criminal siblings dear!!) Lets just see how big she makes it without him (I'm betting in 5yrs time we will be saying Cheryl who??) She is still snubbing all communications with Simon (so pathetic) 

She is now planning to turn her back on America, saying it was Never her dream to break the States (More like she knows she is no where good enough) That was Simon's dream for me! She now plans to take some time out, while deciding what to do next. Apparently some film studios have expressed an interest (we will see) I have to say I agree with Carol Malone's comments on her page (As I have said much the same) Carol says ' Cheryl Cole says: "I'm not Simon Cowell's puppet" Oh yes she is.She's been manufactured, bought & paid for by him. And if she continues to publicly snub & disrespect him he'll turn on her & she'll never work again!!'  

I wonder if Cher Lloyd is taking notes on how not to behave like her idol, as if Cheryl with all her hype can be fired, maybe she should reign in her own gob, before she goes the same way before she has even experienced the fame & wide spread publicity Cheryl has!! Meanwhile Xfactor judge Louie Walsh has dumped Boyzone & advised them they should split, but Ronan Keating is refusing to believe they are finished!


Made a Tuna & Cucumber Sandwich which I had with Some Mexican Chilli McCain crisps & a Diet Coke, its grey, chilly, rainy & miserable out .... where did Summer go? yet apparently elsewhere in the UK has droughts!!? Last Sunday in London more rain fell than the whole of  March, April & May!! Sorted some more stuff to eBay, then put a while load in the washing machine. Then settled down to watch Midsomer Murders!

Watered the plants & did some laundry & washing up then made some Prawn Tikka Marsala for dinner & had a berry berry Solero for dessert than settled down to watch 'Possibly Maybe' with hottie Ryan Reynolds in. Then did some job searches & online surveys until 1am then went to bed (Calories consumed 1,283)

Birthdays, Anniversaries & Eurovision!

Monday 9th May, I fell asleep some time after 6am, and had a restless sleep, worried about Adam/CatFunt, after he said he was going to commit suicide in the wee hrs & had taken 32 pills last night (As a Med graduate, he would know the correct combination to take to do the job!) I hope he was lying & is just vanishing off of Twitter & was just metaphorically killing off CatFunt_ and going off it for a while, to re emerge as a new parody! I'd hate to think he has killed himself!!.... 

 
Whichever the truth is, I will miss his warped humour, plus he was always lovely to me! After a fitful restless sleep where CatFunt wandered through what fragmented dreams I had. I woke at 8am & had a hot shower, to try ease my very rigid, very painful shoulders, that are no doubt worse, due to a stressful, night tossing & turning, concerned re Adam/CatFunt. Also worry over my favourite aunt, who I still haven't been able to contact, since I first tried on her Birthday.

 Aunty Babs

I had a plain Oat So Simple & 2 Rice Cakes with Peanut Butter for breakfast, with a coffee then got dressed in my grey/white 3/4 gym trousers & a long navy spaghetti strapped vest top, over a shorter beige spaghetti strapped vest top, slipped on my TrimSoles & popped to the shop for a Sun paper. The mail had arrived & I had my 2nd bottle of Satura Pro to trial & also my DVD of 'Losing It' (The short independent film I'm in) from Angus, and a Orange watch from Orange a prize got by topping up my phone credit. 

Why, Orange You Shouldn't Have!!

I checked my Hotmail Inbox, My Facebook & Twitter messages @CatFuntInHiding has now also vanished, I'm hoping that means he was still alive to delete it, this morning & not that he has killed himself & as it had his talk of suicide on it, it's been taken down, by a friend or family? There seems to be very little mention of it among the friends/former friends of CatFunt, just a gloating tweet from some sicko called Karmax_xxxx




Karmax_xxxx

  

@SugarPinkLoz @number1joker_ @Theonlylexie @The_Evil_Barbie @kearsyjailed Ha! catfunts dead! all yous will get your dose of karma im sure.


Well I hope he/she can live with themselves, if Adam/CatFunt has committed suicide. She/he (@Karmax_xxxx) spouts about coward accounts, who hide behind faux faceless accounts, yet has a faceless account with a faux name themselves! Somewhat Hypocritical  wouldn't you say? I've no idea who they are, nor do I care really, but they spout about hating bully's & yet seem to be one themselves. The 1st time I even knew of their existence, was when I got a tweet from them! Saying 'Who are you? you need to lay off the fake tan & practice to pout properly' Which really made me laugh, I don't need to fake tan, I tan quickly in the sun & I have an overbite, so I look like I'm pouting even when I'm not lmao!! So who's the bully?? Yet again hypocritical!!!

Real Tan, No Need To Spray-tan

It's a lovely sunny day & I went for a 2hr run round the park, to try help get my old fitness & energy back. So I took my friend David's two Labrador's with me & I must be improving, as I actually tired them out today!! I popped into Wilkinson's afterwards to get their super cheap cleansing wipes & some Clearasil wipes, (The bloody menopause screws with your hormones & your skin) I have to sort it before filming, on Wednesday afternoon, in Milton Keynes. I got home around 2pm & it began to get overcast & I did a bit of gardening before it got too chilly. At 3pm I had lunch of a Jacket Potato, with cottage cheese & chives, a green salad & some fresh noodles, & read the paper, while watching the news. 

Cheryl Cole looked bloody awful on her 1st day on American Xfactor, the big bouffant hair I could almost forgive if it didn't make her look so much like a lollipop lady (huge head on a stick body) I could even forgive the 'in vogue' colour block, popping colours of coral, aqua & purple, but those purple trousers fit her terribly & were way too long, with the high platform shoes underneath (obviously to give her some height as she is short) So it looked like she'd either had her feet amputated, or she had grown hooves!

I did the washing up, plus put a wash in the machine & hoovered the flat, then I tried to call my aunt again, it rang & rang with no reply. I'm getting really worried about her! I went online on various job sites & applied for 30 jobs in Retail, though most are via recruitment agency's, you rarely hear back from those. I prefer to get through to company's directly, as they tend to call me in for an interview, with good results in general! 

I also applied for 6 auditions on StarNow, then I went in the back room, to sort through more stuff, to put on one side, to put on eBay. Then at 6.30pm I settled down to watch 'Home & Away' Then I fixed a kind of mixed platter for my tea, of 2 Rice Cakes, 3 wholemeal Krisprolls with Quark, 1 Rice Cake with Peanut Butter & two slices of Leedermer Cheese, spread with Peanut Butter & rolled, all washed down with a Diet Coke. I chatted for a bit on Twitter & Facebook, then I watched the brilliant 'Hotel Inspector' where the fabulous Alex Polizzi, had her work cut out, bringing David Maloney into the 21st Century.

Josie Gibson

Then I watched the NEW  'There's Something About Josie' A reality show, following the life of BB11 winner Josie Gibson. But much as I like the girl, I found the show a bore, which was a shame, maybe it will pick up. At 11pm I had a decaf coffee & a couple of squares of 80% Cocoa, Dark Chocolate by Asda (Just 30p for a big 100g bar) 

 The Made In Chelsea Cast

The Girls (Caggie Dunlop Centre)

The Guys (Spencer Left Of Centre)

I watched NEW show 'Made In Chelsea' a kind of posh TOWIE with brains (& a few token bimbo/himbo's) on E4+1, I know, I know one of the guys in it, called Spencer (above) from somewhere, but I can't place where? I know we have had a conversation together, hmmm maybe when I worked in Bond St, Knightsbridge or Kensington, or maybe in a Mayfair/Knightsbridge club, or perhaps at Polo?? His love interest Caggie Dunlop (above) is very pretty. Then at midnight, I watched the brilliant 'The Event' Then it was time for a bath & I finally went to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,911)


Tuesday 10th May,  I woke at 8am, to another lovely sunny day out so after I had a wash & did my make-up, I wore my khaki vest top & khaki, tiered, peasant skirt with sequins on & popped to the shop in my bronze flip flops. I bought the paper & some Diet Cokes, then I made a Golden Syrup Oat So Simple & had it with a coffee & 3 wholemeal Krisprolls, 2 spread with Quark & 1 with Peanut Butter. I went through my wardrobes some more, trying to find more stuff to eBay & added a few more items, the ones I couldn't decide whether to keep or not (In my mind if it's not a definite keep, or buy, it's a NO!)  

Then at 1.45pm I set off for my 2pm DHSS appointment, to find I have to go on one of those pointless New Deal courses. The one's I wrote about on one of my pages! Which are great for kids, who have either just left school, or unemployed & never had a job before in there life. But not for those of us that keep getting jobs, which then close down, due to high rents & the recession. I told him that I would not be able to do next Thursday, due to filming & he said that would be OK.


I got home & found I had a card in the mail, it was a Thank You card, from my Favourite Aunt, that I'd been trying to phone, thanking me for her Birthday Card & the funny Closer Magazine story pages, that I'd sent her. She said that she has been very ill with her cancer treatment & didn't think she would make it to her Birthday, on May 3rd. I can tell she's not good, as her handwriting that is normally clear, is hard to work out in parts. I tried calling my aunt & this time succeeded, and I said I was sorry to hear she was poorly & that I was filming, in Milton Keynes tomorrow (The 2nd Anniversary of mums death) & would she be up for a visit from me? 

Milton Keynes

She said she was sorry but she wasn't, and I could tell by her voice she wasn't good, not good at all, which is a worry! I said it was OK, I understood, she said the Cancer treatment was giving her the trots & it was taking it out of her, in more ways than one! Bloody Evil Cancer, it has taken 90% of my relatives on both sides.The day they find a cure will be a day to celebrate indeed!


I made a small jacket potato, with pineapple cottage cheese & a side salad, for lunch, washed down with a Decaf Diet Coke, then I read the paper. Kate McCann is all over the front page again, with the headlines 'I couldn't make love to Gerry' Really? That's funny as the policemen dealing with case, told a reliable source, she had no problem flirting heavily with them! Anyhow how will that info help find Maddie if she is still alive? (which I doubt!!) I really don't need to hear about her sex life, or lack of it, it's just more of her attention grabbing sensationalism! 

There are 100's of family's out there missing children, & the majority of those were not as Blase as the McCann's, as to leave their young children unattended & go out to dinner! Yet you don't see them parading their lack of sex drive, in the aftermath, to the papers, or touting their story round all the TV stations, year after year (What makes the McCanne's story the more newsworthy, than the other distraught parents, to the media??) Meanwhile poor Kelly Brook has lost her baby girl, by miscarriage at 5months.

Kelly Brook

Then there is the story of how a Twitter user, has blown the super-injunctions protecting the sleazy secrets of 5 celebs by revealing their 'Alleged' identities. I looked at the twitter page, when it was 1st posted & it confirmed all the ones I knew about, from a reliable source, 2 of which (Including Ryan Giggs being the footballer who slept with Imogen & the Actor who went with Rooney's Hooker) had also been confirmed to me by a 2nd reliable source too!!.... Though there was a 6th one on there, which was wrong, Re Jeremy Clarkson. It makes me laugh, all that money the 5 spent on Super-injunctions & someone just tells it all on Twitter & they won't be getting a refund from their lawyers!!


Some sick bastard in Gloucestershire abducted & raped a cat, Daisy the Tabby was dumped alive outside an animal shelter, she had a fractured skull, broken teeth, & a dislocated tail, tests revealed she had suffered sexual abuse. Poor little mite Daisy had gone missing from her home the day before being found at the shelter. What kind of sicko does that to an innocent cat??


I did a bunch of boring housework chores then watched 'Home & Away' then at 7.30pm I made dinner of a Quorn Burger with spicy potato wedges & 2 Krisprolls, washed down with a Diet Coke (decaf) I did the washing up & put a wash in the machine & took off the dry laundry from the radiators, as I watched 'Supersize V Superskinny' on the kitchen TV. 

 The Apprentice 2011

Then it was time for the 1st of this years 'The Apprentice' which was the 1st of a double bill this week, the 2nd being shown tomorrow! What a bunch of oddballs, especially the sleazy spiv looking one Vincent Disneur, who seems to be under the impression that, he is attractive & gods gift to women, YUCK!! (If he's Gods Gift, do you think God would mind if I took it back & exchanged it for something else??) 

 Hold On To Yor Knickers Girls!!

It's Apprentice Hunk, Vincent Disneur

Then I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' followed by 'The Ricky Gervais Show' At 10.45pm I was relieved to get a message in my inbox form Adam/CatFunt saying 'its me cat. at ladywell unit. liver damage but still ok. quiting twiter medskool the lot. ignore that new RIP funt account not me. its a trick' adding 'sorry to put u thru everything but clearing my name and i genuinely went mad. at ladywell now until better, im so sorry for everything. under section and need help with liver. found by one of my best mates and taken to hosp. leaving twitter forever. too much to cope with. simple life from now on. sorry for upsetting you. hope the laughs i gave you make up for it!'  Well I will miss his sarcastic humour but at least he didn't end up dead, so then it was a night of 'CSI' while I tried to get my blogs up to date, before going to bed at 1am with a decaf coffee & a few squares of dark chocolate to help me sleep (Calories consumed 1,562)

Wed 11th May (2yr Anniversary Of Mum's Death)  I didn't fall asleep until after 4am & then woke when my alarm went off at 6am. I don't recall dreaming. I ran a bath & made myself a Golden Syrup Oat So Simple & mug of Green Tea, with lemon juice in it. I had my breakfast. I had my bath, using my South African '!ke' bath soak, that my friend got me & my matching body lotion after. Then I washed my hair & wrapped it in a hair towel turban. I did my make-up & dried my hair & changed into my jeggings, a white square necked, cheesecloth smock top with puffed 3/4 sleeves. My Oasis beige faux gilet, & my knee length black boots. I popped to the shop & got a the paper, a couple of Diet Cokes & a packet of crisps to take with me to Milton Keynes, then made myself a cheese ploughman's sandwich & put it in a freezer bag & then in a paper bag, in my tote, along with a foldaway umbrella, as it looked pretty overcast today, unlike the lovely weather of yesterday.

I set off at 8.40am & walked through town & down Hollywell Hill to the Abbey Station & got there at 9am, having 22mins to wait for the train. Despite me being in the waiting shelter, it was pretty chilly with the wind blowing in one end of the shelter & out the other. Rather like it did 2yrs ago in the QE2's A&E, due to an open door, when mum was laid up. She was complaining of being cold (I don't blame her, I was frozen in there myself due to that door & I wasn't ill) & she was in just her nightdress & a thin blanket, in the end I had to make them get her a heated blanket! (I can't believe it's 2yrs it feels like only yesterday, I recall every moment in agonising detail!) The train arrived & I paid the conductor £16.70 for my return ticket to Milton Keynes. (NOT the £45 the rip-off Silverlink train information guy tried to sell to me! See my page on Silverlink Trains Information) Then I settled down & read the paper.

Surprise surprise the McCann's are on the front page again!! This time sexualising her missing Maddie more than any padded Primark Bikini ever could. Saying the pretty peach (looks pink to me) top she was wearing, could be what lead to her kidnap (No you leaving her unattended to go for dinner is what lead to it.... if she was kidnapped!!.... anyway surely it would be snatched, not kidnapped, as kidnap would come with a ransom note!) She added "She looked lovely, I was following her with my eyes, I wonder now if someone else was doing the same!" That's almost like saying a pretty child is asking for it!


Osma Bin Laden's son Hamza 20 is believed to be on the run & may be plotting revenge for his dads death. He had been thought to have been eliminated in the Pakistan compound raid, but it turned out it was his brother Khalid 22. The train stopped at Watford, then I had to go from platform 11 to platform 6, to wait for the Cheshire train, stopping at Milton Keynes. So cold & with time to kill I got a warming cappuccino from a kiosk. Then I caught the Cheshire train which stopped off at Leyton Buzzard, where my sister & her husband Erdal live, but they are in their home in Cesme Turkey at the moment, no doubt for their Anniversary & Erdal's Birthday. 

I got a bus to the 2 Mile Ash part, of Milton Keynes, I was only one of two female passengers on the bus, the driver who was attractive & looked Middle Eastern, was flirting heavily & as I got off the bus, he said his shift finished in 1hr & pointed to a cafe, saying he would be in there having a coffee, and asked if I cared to join him in 1hr, I said 'Thanks but I'm going to be busy!'  He then asked me for my phone number, and I said 'I'm flattered, but my boyfriend wouldn't like it!'


I managed to get directions to the address, via a primary school & arrived at the house bang on time, at 11.30am and chatted to the people involved, as they were running late, which is the norm in this game. I filled out a release form & was told to invoice them for my expenses. There was an actor already there also to give a honest appraisal of the product. He was called David Lyddon, who it turned out was doing the same episode of Midsomer Murders as Ian & I, & also knows Jason Cooke, small world. He was also on Ray Knights books, which I have been trying to get on for years (Everyone wants to be on their books & there is only a few new places given out a year) David said he'd put a word in for me. 

He got called to do his bit & I chilled with one of my Diet Cokes, as no coffee's or any other refreshments seemed to be on offer. Eventually it was my turn and the Kertaine, was sprinkled into my hair (It's made from Keratin which hair & nails are made of) the granules cling to hair fibres & form kind of hair like filaments, like the bits in lengthening mascara. I was told you go a shade darker than your natural hair colour, so mine would normally be light brown. They were awaiting more bottles of it with the fixing solution, but it hadn't yet arrived, the fixing product makes it water resistant, for when it rains or you go swimming & so it stays in your hair until you wash it out.


The product is for people with fine or thinning hair (But not for bald as it needs hair to grip to) It's ideal for my baby fine hair, that is thinning around the scar areas where I have had 15 stitches, 5 stitches, 3 stitches & 2 stitches, due to accidents/car crashes over the years! Due to the delivery not turning up, they had no light brown. So they sprinkled in a mix of brown & blonde Kertaine, the difference was amazing, my hair looked really thick & full. 

I then had to talk to camera, about how I already had fine hair, but a bout of several illnesses, stress & upset over my Mums death etc made it worse, along with scared areas on my head. Then I said how impressed I was with the results of using Kertaine. The crew were really pleased with me & said I looked really good on camera & had a great smile and was a natural for infomercials. I was finished around 3pm & famished. I left the house & headed for the bus stop in the rain & was glad I'd brought my foldaway umbrella in my bag. I sat waiting for the bus at the bus stop shelter & ate my packed lunch, as my stomach was growling.

I got back to St Albans Abbey Station & walked up Hollywell Hill into Town & then walked for 45mins, down London Road to Mum & Dads grave. I stood there talking to them for a while & crying, before eventually making the 45min trip back, with a heavy heart. I don't think it will be long before we lose Auntie Babs (below) too, which is just awful, she really sounded bad on the phone yesterday, it just wasn't like her at all. 

I got in around 7pm shattered after a long day with only 2hrs sleep tops! Starving yet again, so I made some fresh egg noodles with tuna for dinner, washed down with a Diet Coke & a few squares of dark chocolate for dessert. I put away yesterdays laundry that had dried, then added David on Facebook & then checked Twitter & Facebook messages, plus my hotmail, where I had a few replies from the auditions I replied to (Sadly nothing from the retail management jobs applied for though)

At 9pm I settled down to watch the 2nd 'The Apprentice' of the week they had to design a new mobile phone App. Both teams came up with dire ideas (Are these REALLY Britain's great young business brains?) The boys was a stupid British Dialect's App which I felt had limited, to no appeal, outside the UK. The women's was just a load of annoying noises, with no rhyme nor reason. The fact that anyone downloaded their piles of cack means, that there are a lot of teens with money but no brains out there. The women's rubbish App somehow won. I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' then did the washing up. Then I watched 'Desperate Housewives' on Ch4 +1 then at midnight I fell into bed shattered (Calories Consumed 1,964)

Thursday 12th May,  I woke at 9am, to another lovely sunny day like Tuesday. I had a wash & put my hair up in a topknot & put on my white Brodrais Anglais skirt, my light grey vest top with diamanté trim, slipped on my TrimSoles & popped to the shop to get a paper. I got back in & made Golden Syrup Oat So Simple, then sat out in the sun with a Diet Coke & read the paper. Yet again, the McCann's are on the front cover, with a letter to David Cameron MP, to open up the Maddie files. How much more publicity can they get & what New Evidence can be found now, that's not already been gathered??  There was also a bit about how Corries Betty Driver 90 is in hospital, suffering with pneumonia. Oh that's not good, at her age, she could die!


The actor who slept with Rooney's hooker & then took out a super-injunction has told his wife (Like Giggs has told his) I guess he had no choice, seeing that most, like me, already knew who he was, or learnt via twitter. If he didn't tell her, no doubt someone else would.

The Ugly Beige Philip Treacy hat, Princess Beatrice, wore to the Royal Wedding, is to be auctioned eBay for the UNICEF charity & Children In Crisis. Talking of ugly there's news that Bin Laden kept a hand written journal filled with planning, ideas & details of operations. It was seized in the raid that killed him, along with 5 computers & 100 flash memory drives. Meanwhile terror chiefs plan to adopt Bin Laden's 9 kids (To keep on brain washing them!) While training them to be jihad warriors & also care for his 3 widows (Yeah right like they care for women!!) No doubt by making sure the women have comfy fitting, suicide bomb jackets!


A Slag, Paedo, Woman Samantha Armstrong 21, had sex with 5 schoolboys, in full view of passing trains, (Outraged passengers called the police) 3 of the boys aged 15-16 were questioned by police but 2 fled. Dope-head Samantha approached them in the street & asked "Do you want to have sex with me?"  Which they did behind a building, by Abbey Wood railway, South London. Where she had sex with each of them. The shameless slag giggled in court as she was charged with outraging public decency (how about being charged with paedophilia for those she slept with under 16??) 

I did a bit of weeding in the garden & then headed indoors to make lunch, I had some tuna with noodles & some celery sticks with some houmous. While watching 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then I took my laptop out to the sunny courtyard & sat doing job searches & job applications, while enjoying the sun, until 6.30pm then I went in to watch 'Home & Away' Then fixed some spicy potato wedges & melted some Leedamer cheese on top. 

At 7.50pm I set off round Jennies, getting there at 8pm. She asked if I got my invite to Edgar's Birthday drinks, in The Farriers Arms next Saturday? I said I had (I have the 'Hidden Potential' auditions that Saturday, but that's in the morning) She said she'd seen *Jeff and he'd been asking after me (I met him at Edgar's Birthday last year) & he'd be there next Saturday. Well that will be interesting last time I saw him it was just after my Birthday. We watched 'Peter Andre: The Next Chapter' 'Katie' & 'Celebrity Juice' (It was a sophisticated TV evening lol) Then I set off home around midnight when Edgar got back from the darts, happy as his team had won. I got home & crashed straight out in bed (Calories consumed 1,707)

Friday 13th May (Unlucky For Some??)  I woke at 8am to a lovely warm day, I don't recall any dreams. I had a wash, did my hair & make-up, wore a white linen skirt & electric blue halter-neck top, plus my electric blue thong sandals. I made myself a plain Oat So Simple for breakfast, then I headed off for my 10.30am doctors appointment. He said my white & red blood cells, showed they were gradually increasing, from last weeks blood test results. Which is good news. I told him that the pain killers, that he gave me, were not strong enough, I was still suffering pain. So he gave me a three times bigger dosage, & said to take 1 three times a day building up to 3 three times a day & said to book in to see him in around 4 weeks.

I then went into the Malting's & got a set of passport photos done & took them to the DHSS to get my New Deal, reduced travel, pass which lasts until Mid August, ready for when I start the course on Monday. I went home, buying a newspaper on the way, and got a Diet Coke out of the fridge, and put a garden chair out in my courtyard & read the paper & front cover is!!.......... David Cameron 'I've reopened Maddie files' .... FFS what the McCann's want, the McCann's get..... mainly publicity!! Also news Bin Laden, was shot in his underpants (Thanks for putting that unattractive image in my head!) Meanwhile his diary's revealed he was planning a LA atrocity to eclipse 9/11, with attacks on aircraft & trains, not any huge surprises there.

A world famous celeb is being sued for £12Million, for knowingly giving a sexual partner herpes. He even taped the drug-fuelled, unprotected, romp, in his Las Vegas Penthouse, after insisting he had no STD's nor injected drugs. Legal papers filed in LA, do not name the star, but he is said to be worth over £60Million.

At 2pm I put some salted popcorn in the microwave & brought my laptop out into the sunny courtyard & I did a load of job/audition  searches/applications, while munching on the popcorn & knocking back another decaf Diet Coke. I was doing that when I got a call from 'Odd One In' The girl said they had some bad news. The British Arm Wrestling Champion' (Who I & the two other guys were going to pretend to be) has pulled out, so there's no line up!!! Oh bloody hell, the curse of Friday the 13th!!  Great that stupid bitch pulling out has just cost me £100, that I really needed!! The girl said they were going to do their best to find me another day, as I was one of their favourites & she would email me with some new dates & things to pretend to be, when she knew any dates or themes!

 Pam Anne

Ian downloaded videos from when we saw Pam Anne at The 3 Brewers. When I was her backing dancer & I motor-boated her, on his Facebook, which made me laugh. But what I'm really waiting for is the video of me singing 'Hey Big Spender' on Dave Lynn's stage at The 3 Brewers. Then I can then upload it on StarNow. 

I got the email through, from the girl at 'Odd One In' she wants to know if I am available on Monday 23rd, Wed 25th or Thursday 26th? I can't do Thursday, as I'm Doing Midsomer Murders, the JML Gym Equipment guy, sadly never got back to me (I really wanted to try that out, it looked good!) So I guess I am not doing the infomercial for it on Wednesday!! So I could do Wednesday, Monday I'm meant to start the New Deal Course, but I could do that & postpone the course a week or two! So I emailed her back saying, I can't do the 26th, but I can do the 25th & possibly the 23rd, thanks hun x.


I went indoors at 6.30pm & watched 'Home & Away' then I did the washing up & mopped the kitchen & bathroom floor. I put some potato wedges in the oven, and sprinkled them with spices. Watched EastEnders, I took the wedges out of the oven & had them with a side salad. I had some Total yoghurt with some fresh mandarin segments for dessert. 

I kept getting Messages, on StarNow from a Bollywood film crew asking if me if I could be an extra for their film? as they urgently needed people! They've told the location in Essex, the time of day, the pay & to bring winter clothes & a suitcase, but NOT what day/date & when I asked them, they just sent me the same info, that I had before & still no day & date!! I watched 'The Million Pound Drop' then the Brilliant Lady Gaga on 'The Graham Norton Show' where she was rather funny, then I watched 'Ricky Gervais' finally retiring to bed with a decaf coffee (Calories consumed 1,500)

Saturday 14th May (Eurovision)  I woke at 9am, I know I dreamt & it was about an ex Angelo, but that's all I recall, washed & washed my hair, did my make-up, dried my hair, wore my jeggings with knee high black boots & my electric blue Jane Norman, jersey blouse, then popped to the shop for my newspaper, cutting out the Lego voucher for Xavier later. I made a breakfast of plain Oat So Simple, with a coffee. I checked the online messages, finally I got the day of shoot, from the Bollywood people. But alas it is 2pm today, into the wee hrs & I have plans with Candie & Nat for Eurovision. 

My Jane Norman Blouse

I put my dry laundry away & packed my bag with things for my overnight stay at Candies. Then I pottered round the house doing some chores & then at 1pm I had a cheese roll, with some Branston Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke for lunch. Then at 1.45pm I set off for the 84 bus & put my laptop in my bag, along with the newspaper. I caught the 2.15pm bus to Barnet, which only cost £1.90 with my pass. Result!!


I read my paper, once I was settled on the bus & for once the front page wasn't the bloody McCann's, it was about the poor British woman, which that maniac decapitated, in Tenerife. He then ran through the streets, showing off her severed head saying "I am the prophet of God & this is my Treasure" He was released from a mental hospital, only 3 months ago. The victim a 60yr old shop worker was chosen at random. He chopped at the poor woman 14 times, before her head came off!! Makes you shudder!!!


Also on the front page is the fact that XXX porn video's were found in Bin Laden's Pakistan compound. Making him a hypocrite like all Terrorist Chiefs, if he watched them. Meanwhile his henchmen killed 80 in Pakistan, via 2 suicide bombers, to avenge Bin Laden's death. The porn films may contain hidden/encrypted information. As a video-editing kit was also found in the lair. His mistress Kola Boof (Is that a real name?) said he was obsessed with Whitney Houston & porn that stared women that looked like her! It emerged he planned attacks on Big Ben, The Eiffel Tower, NY & LA. Journals detailed his dream to create a body count of thousands, by targeting trains & planes on significant dates, such as 9/11.

There was also pictures of Cheryl Cole, in a white dress, with bloody awful, over sized, gold pears, at the waist, while at the Cannes film festival. When will that girl get a bloody decent stylist?? Eventually I got to Barnet Church around 3pm & Candie & the kids picked me up shortly after. Candie said that I looked like I'd lost weight, I laughed & said 'I wish, I have put it on not lost it!!' We got back to Candies & she made us a coffee, again she turned to me & said 'Are you sure you have gained weight? You look very slim, your tummy is very flat & there are no bulges!' I replied 'Thanks, I'm  definitely bigger, although my tummy is the last place I gain weigh, must just be what I'm wearing making me look slimmer than I am!'  We chatted for a bit & she asked If I'd seen the pictures in the paper, of Cheryl Cole's, white dress in Cannes? I said 'Yes bloody Awful'  She replied 'She needs a stylist, the dress is nice enough, except for those bloody awful gold pear things, at the waist, which are too big & heavy for it' I laughed & said 'That's exactly what I thought!' Shortly after that, the boys baby sitter turned up & Candie & I drove to Nat & Terry's. Stopping off for a bottle of Martini en route. 

We were greeted by the boys, Nat was looking even slimmer if possible, and as always they put on an impressive spread, with vegetable kebabs, potato wedges, an array of home made dips, Crisps, Doritos's, pretzels, pringles, olives, salad & cheeses etc. Candie & I had some Martini's & lemonade's, but Candie only had two weak ones, as she was driving. 

Then at 8pm all eyes were on the TV on BBC1 & Eurovision. The country's performed in the order below (Also listed are the titles, languages sung in & where they came) This Year, was the 1st year, that I didn't like the entry's from Greece, Turkey & Cyprus & it was the 1st time in ages Turkey & Cyprus never made it past the semi's! I Actually like Jedwards, Lipstick entry, I also liked Sweden's, Popular. Denmark's New Tomorrow, Hungary's What About My Dreams & even Moldavia's wacky song with Gnome like outfits.

 1, Finland - Paradise Oskar - Da Da Dam - (Sung in English) - Came 21st with 57 points


 2, Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dino Merlin - Love In Rewind - (Sung in English & Bosnian) Came 6th with 125 points

 3, Denmark - A Friend In London - New Tomorrow - (Sung in English) - Came 5th with 134 points


 4, Lithuania - Evelina Sasenko - It's My Life - (Sung in English) - Came 19th with 63 points

 5, Hungary - Kati Wolf - What About My Dreams? - (Sung in English & Hungarian) - Came 7th with 72 points

 6, Ireland - Jedward - Lipstick - (Sung in English) - Came 8th with 119 points


 7, Sweden - Eric Saade - Popular - (Sung in English) - Came 3rd with 185 points


 8, Estonia - Getter Jaani - Rockefella Street - (Sung in English) - Came 24th with 44 points


 9, Greece - Loukas G & Sterio Mike - Watch My Dance - (Sung in English) - Came 7th with 120 points


10, Russia - Alexey Vorobyov - Get You - (Sung in Russian & English) - Came 16th with 77 points


11, France - Amaury Vassili - Dream - (Sung in Corsican) - Came 15th with 82 points


12, Italy - Raphael Gualazzi - Madness Of Love - (Sung in English & Italian) - came 2nd with 189 points


13, Swizerland - Anna Rossinelli - In Love For A While - (Sung in English) - Came 25th with 19 points


14, United Kingdom - Blue - I Can - (Sung in English) - Came 11th with 100 points


15, Moldova - Zdob si Zdub - So Lucky - (Sung in English) - Came 12th with 97 points


16, Germany - Lena - Taken By a Stranger - (Sung in English) - Came 10th with 107 points


17, Romania - Hotel FM - Change - (Sung in English) - Came 17th with 77 points


18, Austria - Nadine Beiler - The Secret Is Love - (Sung in English) - Came 18th with 64 points

19, Azerbaijan - Ell & Nikki - Running Scared - (Sung in English) - Came 1st with 221 points


20, Slovenia - Maja Keuc - No One - (Sung in Engliah) - Came 13th with 96 points

21, Iceland - Sjonni's Friends - Coming Home - (Sung in English) - Came 20th with 61 points


22, Spain - Lucia Perez - They Can't Take Away The Fun From Me - (sung in Spanish) Came 23rd with 50 points

23, Ukraine - Mika Newton - Angel - (Sung in English) - Came 4th with 159 points


24, Serbia - Nina - Magical - (Sung in Serbian) - Came 14th with 85 points


25, Georgia - Eldrine - One More Day - (Sung in English) - Came 9th with 110 points


Denmark were very funny, when some country (Sweden I think) gave them 12 points, the singer looked into the camera (& I'm guessing somewhat pissed) yelled 'I Wanna Fuck You!!!' We all cracked up, Graham Norton never commented on it, so I don't know if he missed it, or just hoped we had? The winning song wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best but Jedward did well coming 6th & Blue coming 11th made a change from us coming last (Though I bet being beaten by Jedward smarts!!) Candie & I left The boys around midnight & went back to hers & I watched the repeat of 'Britain's Got Talent' that we missed tonight on ITV2 before crashing out in the spare room (Calories consumed approx 2,167)


Sunday 15th May I got up around 9ish, and had a coffee with Candie & the kids, while Costa popped to the Greek Cafe for the traditional Constantino Sunday breakfast. Which is a Haloumi salad roll for Candie & I something more meaty for Costa. Costa went off to play tennis & Candie, the kids & I went for a walk into town to get today's NOTW free Lego gift from WH Smiths, but then Xavier decided to play up/show off, so that was cut short, until Xavier had apologised. 

Once he did, we went to Aldenham Country Park, Borehamwood, to do the 'Poo Bear Walk' & also see the animals in the petting zoo. I'm glad I brought my denim jacket with me Saturday, as the weather is much colder & threatening to rain, much as he'd not like to admit it, Xavier quite enjoyed the trip out. The kids had something to eat, Candie had a cheese & Onion Pasty & I tried the new Magnum ice cream.  

We left there around 3pm & Candie dropped me at Elstree Borehamwood train station & I got a £2 train home. Bought a NOTW paper from the local shop. Today is Erdal's Birthday & his Wedding Anniversary, with my sister, so I left him a message on his Facebook wall, for them both, I'm sure they are having better weather in Turkey than we are today! Hopefully they will get their cards from me when they are back (I didn't know they were off to Turkey until I saw it on Erdal's Facebook wall that they were there.

 Cesme Harbour & Castle

 Julie & Erdal's Wedding Cesme Harbour

I read the NOTW paper, the front page says Dannii Minogue is out of Xfactor, which is a shame as she was the most honest & hands on judge! She said Xfactor bosses gave her no choice, as they'd set dates for filming, that she couldn't make, due to her commitments on Austria's Xfactor. I made myself a tea of 6 celery sticks filled with chive cottage cheese & some salted microwave popcorn. Then I checked my Hotmail, Twitter & Facebook messages.

I did a bit of blogging then put a load of laundry in the machine & watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'The Hotel' boy are those staff inept! What a depressing place to work, that manager really doesn't do anything to make it an enjoyable work experience for the staff, or himself. I spent the rest of the evening doing household chores & catching up with unread magazines. Finally going to bed with a decaf coffee at midnight (Calories consumed 1,482)