Bustin nuts all in me

soooo goood, soooo gooood, i fucking jizzed on Justin Biebers tits and the muthafucker licked it off.

that is how grimey this night is!!

come down before 10pm you will get in for free and you get to click the link bitch>>> CUM ALL OVER Shamz Le Rocs fine ASS!

SOLD!

before you get stoned and forget
this is the Address

The Avalon
141-143 Shoreditch High Street, London E1 6JE
London, United Kingdom



XX BYRON

Oh Honey Bee...Never leave me *catches Beyonce and keeps her in a Serbian Fortress

OMG , She is Actually Amazing, Gaga can't even make her Blush.

i'm openly admitting to my secret shame (for the past seven years i have had an obsession with Beyonce, yes i am a chav and Wot!)

Also im loving the fact that her look is soo betty Page : my all time favourite pin up, (she was the first to ever do a live nude show, when social etiquette for women was to be dressed like a nun) i've been wanting to do this Pin -Up look for a while now *two years* and this has given me that extra push sooooo....... i think i will just do it,

XX BYRON

p.s the song is so relevant to everything in life right now :(

Sheath Thy dagger

Dear Beautiful Man,

see baby all those flute lessons taught me how to blow, betchya i can play 'Fur elise' on your twizzle ? Bible camp taught me soo much, especially father Ronson. He said "now ,now byron, god doesn't like things sloppy so blow constructively and swallow"

So we can do it at my house butt naked,you can mount me whilst we watch 'Maury' on living plus. Be sure to last the hour otherwise it will be embarrassing for both of us and i wont fake a sex face just to massage your Ego .

So 10 am right ? in Peckham and remember butt naked, shoes no socks. OK? Now that your'e done molesting me. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I am sure we can cum to some agreement?

xx Byron

WTF is wrong with me????

Minus this mildy attractive picture of jay-z's beyattch, i mean the "gorgeous" beyonce.basically ive come to the understanding that i could be like alone forever.seriously i actually dont mind living with cats and sqiurrels, im sure that'll be fun. but i always get fucked over??? why is that?considering im not the push over type( am i?), i reckon im rather emotionally stable and confident gurl. soo why is it everytime something cracks in a relationships and stuff, i turned into an emotional wreck.fahhking heck, im such a contradication to myself,. i sit all day preaching bloody independence and be happy with ureself and being single.YET.im like meh! seriously if your single, just embrace finger blasting ureself.atleast you wont get ch ch chlamladia or get pregnant.haha, ive actually just made myself laugh a teeny bit & ive kinda forgotten what this post was all about. hmmm anyhooooo im single and im NOT looking(anymore) although i do still fancy justin bieber,stephen fry and vicky pollard,actuallly scratch everythang.VICKY POLLARD IS LENG #endof

I gots Snow time

i love snow sooo much, its like when you make a snow man and hes sorrounded by snow, does he get all skitzo and think that he has been murdered or that he just let rip a potent packet of snow spunk on your front lawn?

snow men have a short but for filling life. they grace thousands of acres of land each winter, if they stuck around till the spring they would probably be a good target market for David Camerons dirty campaign. Has anyone seen it ? I swear he looks like a scrotum that someone has given a facelift too and attached a piece of Donald Trumps "coniving hair line" sometimes i reel at the fact that if other living organisms from other planets ever made contact with the earth they would think that each human being's face took inspiration from stretched scrotums. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

i had a naughty dream about a snow man, i think his name was frosty and he tried to bribe me with ice and a carrot stick, im no donkey sir so fuck off! but it did make me think how would that feel to be in the loving grip of a cold and ruthless ice box?

1. i would probably get frostbite

2.it would really really hurt

3.i think i might like the fact that ,it would really really hurt

4.i am slightly sadistic,

5.i think i would set fire to frosty shortly afterwards, i'm gully dont you know?

if you think of it, it's actually quite strange and irregular behaviour that we try to make people out of everything, (the wicker man, scarecrow,sand man,aqua man where does it end?) maybe loads of people just have a god complex.