There's soooooooooo many things funnY; yet there's REALLY REALLY odd about this video..i just can't pin-point it.

YOU NEVER CATCH ME ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UNCLE WRETCH 32 IS ON THE BBC SOUND POLL LIST THINGY.



MEANING HIS GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.


YAAAAY. AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT GLASTONSBURY and TING........SOON!!!

J I Z Z

XFACTOR...ermm hotties!

MATT, matt, i know. crying is your thing and the fact your voice is practically falsetto makes me want to have your babies. Also you seems like you give great head? hah joke.

WAGNER/VAGNER.your remarkably annoying: like c'mon STOP TALKING. STOP DANCING!!! but your brazilian sooo everything you do is kinda amazing and your probably a star in bed,soo i'll allow you.

Zain, my lovely. is it wrong that i touch myself whenever you come on my tv screeN? ermm no. ITS A FREE COUNTRY!!!!. Also i think your face is beautiful and i want to be your groupie. As long as that doesnt involve me facing a jail sentence.

douchebrain.

Dear Snoop Dogg,


Just letting you know that we have kinda withdrawn your name from our mailing list. It’s just because there’s nothing really cool about you. Anymore. Since your appearances on the Martha Stewart show, the view. We don’t want to associate with you. Ok.
And that Katy Perry video. Oh seriously. WHY?
As far as you are concerned. You have been removed from our database.


Goodbye.


Yours contemptuously,
The mysterious association of the Wang kid who used to like snoop dogg before he appeared in that California gurls video.

Hi...?

I would love to look like this....

Not because they're white and I confidently no longer wanna be a 'blackie'...

Nope..well just a little bit...

OK...ALOT!!!

*runs to the kitchen to get the EXTRA thick bleach*

...

Sorry bout that...

But, its more because of those beards and that red bandanna on the uncle on the left.

And the double denim..

I love double denim

Thats all.

LEON,i love you!

Soo who remembers leon jackson ..that won xfactor..2007? yerrr . such a par, he got dropped from his record label *cries* but his now busking on the medium of youtube..lol
and i love this song. enjoy! Gossh, im soppy, im getting emosh already.

YEAH YEAH IM PRETTIER THAN YOU INNIT (LOLjk) im chipmunk

HAAHAHAHHHAAA HAAHA HA HA HA HA HA

ARE YOU DUMB!!! THIS VIDEO IS THE FUNNIEST THING IE SEEN

IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!

I CANT BREATHE...

WATCH IT!!!

You have to watch it about 3 times for full effect then go on as desired!

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

WHATS WITH THE MAFIA STUFF?

Basically i love the mafia, yes i know they kill people and stuff but they just seem really cool and today did not help with my lil mafia obsession. My teacher told the class about the mafia and how they work. the whole class was like WTF? i was like YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MEYYNN!

Soo what i learnt a little thing called cartel, This is a formal agreement with those within the mafia. the competitors??Duh!
Basically what they agree on is thing called ...*drumroll* price fixing.for example setting a price to sell crack, "HEY JOHN, THIS CRACK WILL BE SOLD FOR 20 QUID" if you go against this 'price' set.meaning making it higher and obviously going against the contract.. YOU FI DEAD!
other stuff they picking your terriitory like
group a will have camberewell, lewisham...whilst the grop b will be in peckham,catford,. If any of the oppposition go into a territory that isnt there...well...they will MURDAEERED!

There's always going to competition on who market share is the largest and the percentage of one has in the market.This is could be vital on seeing whose influential and shizzle.Soo hence the beef and stuff
Although big rigging is blantently illegal, its just means individuals meeting up and doing alil contrcat thingy bobb where they designated whose going to be the successful "person" for that limited time.
Ok i think thats pretty silly and immature. jheez its like pokemon dayz.
I LOVE YOU,ROBERT DENIRO!
well i actually had more stuff to say but its probably wise for me to not post for you guys, considering these things i just told is completely irrelevant to your life...unless you actually want to join or start you own mafia then BLOOODY HECK.ive just helped you out then
Safe x

AWOL.

WHERE'S FRANKMUSIK?
i used to fancy him. come back!

WTF is wrong with me????

Minus this mildy attractive picture of jay-z's beyattch, i mean the "gorgeous" beyonce.basically ive come to the understanding that i could be like alone forever.seriously i actually dont mind living with cats and sqiurrels, im sure that'll be fun. but i always get fucked over??? why is that?considering im not the push over type( am i?), i reckon im rather emotionally stable and confident gurl. soo why is it everytime something cracks in a relationships and stuff, i turned into an emotional wreck.fahhking heck, im such a contradication to myself,. i sit all day preaching bloody independence and be happy with ureself and being single.YET.im like meh! seriously if your single, just embrace finger blasting ureself.atleast you wont get ch ch chlamladia or get pregnant.haha, ive actually just made myself laugh a teeny bit & ive kinda forgotten what this post was all about. hmmm anyhooooo im single and im NOT looking(anymore) although i do still fancy justin bieber,stephen fry and vicky pollard,actuallly scratch everythang.VICKY POLLARD IS LENG #endof

HANDSOME COOL STYLISH MEN??? FAHHKK OFFF!

Im Cuming im cuming ARGHHHHHH

Phewwww i would post more pictures but it would come across quite stakerish but ill say FUCK IT...i would like to say thank you to photographers thom will & matthew brindle from megamegamega.com who was able to me make jizz 5times within the spaces of 30 mins..Safe innit..Now i gotta go and change...i joke but yes. *coughs* if you fit under that criteria email me @ flaniuh2010@yahoo.com

arghhh shit..i already have a link but you can still try though ;)

God Hates Homo Erotic Porn

OK so this is SERIOUS
what really wangs me off is the fact that it is 2009 and there are still stupid homophobic pricks walking about the earth, OMG JUST DROP DEAD infront of a church or something. Like seriously ,these complete douches even use "religion" as a reason for the crap that spews out of thier mouths , "god made adam and ...blah blah blah FUCK OFF" are you sure about? that i mean 100% sure that you know god made so and so and that you didnt create this in your mind? Like were you there though? what is your proof? the "holy book" says a lot of things... i mean some would say it promotes rape,murder and slavery. but hey you've READ THE ENTIRE THING havn't you? and NONE OF IT CONTRADICTS itself does it? even though the second testament was written 400 years after jesu christo kicked the bucket.


This one "preacher" said that ...wait for it.... "god-hates-homo-erotic-porn", NO mate im sure god loves you WATCHING straight premarital porn a lot better and contributing church money TO THE ADULT INDUSTRY ...epic FAIL Its all fair and dandy to have your religion ,but dont shove it down peoples throat, now now thats not the way to convert the "hethens" .Criticise the way they live there lives, like its any of your fucking business anyway.im not speaking of the religious people that actually follow whatever holy book they read i'm speaking about a specific type of religious crackhead, the type that watch "god channel" and think its ok to be so insentive and turn up to the funerals of other human beings with hateful placards , saying things such as " hes already gone to hell" "god hates fags" and other vennomous things that as i am writing now just disgusts me.


These fuckwads dont stop there they bring there children into the occasion by getting them T shirts and encouraging them to give out leaflets of there backward views. THEY EVEN THANKED "god" for aids?!?! no that wasnt a typo , they THANKED THEIR FRIEND IN THE SKY FOR A DISEASE THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. Apparently the DOUCHEBAG responsible for all these vulgar protests is called Fred Phelps , say it three times in the mirror at night and he throws aids at you.

The other beast is Sara Pallin , if ever there was someone that I would watch as a 12ft alaskan bear mawled to death it would be her, and i would give the bear her gun just to make it a fair fight. Seriously she couldnt be more right -wing if she had a baby in one hand and a gun in the other standing over a mountain of dead gays, just stop lying to yourself and get your pillow case and crosses out,*coughs* closeted NAZI. WE KNOW that oyu love GUNS, we know YOU HATE GAYS, WE KNOW THAT YOU love the crap out of babies and love to parade them as a reason to NOT get an abortion. SO PACK IT IN ,keep it to your self and eat a dick or something.Now my fellow spartans , they are trying to stop gay people from being able to get married and have the same legal obligations to their partner as straight people do...WHY because "God said so" ( im sure if he did exist ,he wouldnt really care because he made us all in his Image) The Gay community have just as much of a right to be as miserable as any straight married couple SO LEAVE THE GAYS ALONE.!!



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