Flash Gordon and the time bandits

why is my hat so big and my gun so little?

i'm getting fingered by a starfish

i love your shade of fake

XX BYRON

fizzle my crackizzle

XX BYRON

One year of wang? reallly? skeeen!

WANG'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARYYYYY??? lend me 20p plz




i cannot believe this menial blog of ours has been up[ and running for one year! YES! today is our anniversaaaaaaryyyyyy! im not going go all jools holland on you and do a speech. but BLEH! im sure you sure have learnt about loads of insighful things from this blog like deaf porn, why david cameron is a twurp and tons and tons ...of things [awakward silence] well o. you havent learnt anything. but safe for reading our blog. i do this for me nan *in her liverdddiaaaan accent*

This is the WARNING!

ROLL UP ROLL UP....

this is the news

So yeah this is what the PO PO have to say to all you apparent 'pick pockets and thieves' (notice the BLATANT police propaganda) that aside this is a nice video reminding you of what you should ALREADY know , if you have more than two braincells sparking in your head, which is that "were there are large congregations of people and alcohol involved both Fantastically bad and Fantastically brilliant this are bound to happen"

ENJOY CARNIVAL !!!!

oh and errr....

NO DOGS PLEASE!!!

XX BYRON

NO DOGS

think of the children