WHY do i like you?

1. you can't rap for shit, like seriously dude, a deaf smurf with a speech impediment can do a better job than you, that's right CHRIS EUBANK can rap better than you!

2. you are vulgar Misogynistic Prick, literally everything you say isd, "bitches suck my dick....bitches choking on my dick, i fuck her in her cranium... BLAH BLAH"

do you not have a mother?

or sister?

or Nana?

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU?

look...

i know rappers are suppose to be sexist, but you sir are on a different level!

side note: the stuff you say makes me cream my pants

3. Sorry why do you keep comparing yourself to people you look nothing like ?

A: you said you looked like a French man ? a FRENCH MAN ?! i mean

Sacrebleu!.

you sir, do not look French!

this is a French man

B: you said you looked like Matlock

you do not look like matlock

this is matlock

C: not to mention of course your ultimate delusions of grandeur, that's right... I mean when you flat out said that you look like Jesus!

WHAT THE FUCK?

mate you don't even look like black Jesus, let alone the western Aryan looking guy.

4. you wear ridiculously tight tops with new era caps, that make you look like a gay gangster.

side note: i love that you wear skinny jeans, i like to see the outline of your willy bounce

so really the question is, why do i get all hot and bothered when you rap about shoving you dick into bitches craniums? .. well its simple you see

i have a thing for Dickhead Men that have the mental age of a pre pubesant wanking teenage boy.

:)

withoout any further delay here is the one the only dickhead with the key to my heart right now

LiL B or Bartholemy as his mother would say

yes you is a PRETTY ASS BITCH!! and i would do you from sun up till sun down

XX BYRON

The New Existentialism

Some may say gargle my cum

And eat my balls

But I say eat my cum
And gargle my balls

I want to build a time machine
So I can go back and buttfuck
The Virgin Mary

So she can give birth
To the Anti-Christ
Out of her ass

And be the shit demon
That haunts my dreams

Just like the one
In that stupid movie
By the guy who made Clerks

Oh, by the way
Colin Wilson�s book
Is about how existentialism
Has reached an intellectual standstill
Because it is mired in nilhism
And pessimism
And if it is ever to develop further
It would have to take a more
Humanisticly optimistic approach

But before Mr. Wilson
Could demonstrate how
This could be done

I said,
"Hey, I need a blowjob."

So I called your mom
And said,

"Lick my anal crevice,
you sick little bitch.
I want to whip you with my cock
And fuck your armpit�."

And she says,

"I�ll be right over."

At that note,
I broke into song.

"Existentialism is an ism jism."

(Repeat ad nauseum, fall to the ground,
have a seizure, and crawl back to your seat
at the coffee shop)

From the mind of Colin Wilson

XX BYRON

NO im not a VIRGIN, i use my CAHONAS

Why Wont you just leave me alone?!!!

Dear Mr.Jay -to-the-izzo,

you and your devil music has put me into a trance and if i hear on to the next on one more time, i think i will be first in line to get a chip implanted into my hand or head. i try to resist but the beats are just "mind control", beyonce is just your #hotwitchjujujslave and my brain is just your humble vessel in which your masonic chants reside in.

lots of love and satan ;)

theladynotyetmason

p.s. enough with the 3's already I know your a mason and right now i'm having an illuminati party

Josh you've gotta accept my love for milk.

There is it ..the very first official post and it abouts milk
ive just realises how amaizing it is and the memories that are flowing back..when i say memories..i dont mean me sucking from my mums when i was baby..Im talking about the time when i was 7 & i was late for school because i was still drinking my milk (& eating my biscuits) but i didnt wanna waste it. those milk i speak about was actually good considering i have amazing teeth but yehh what i talking about..im rambling....thats it..
But now im all grown up ive moved from my little childish addiction to eating & talking about this beauty called Plantain...Lush stuff
Speaking of lush stuff.....Dang!!!



SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO THE MODELS 1 HEADQUARTERS

Soo You wanna tell me josh beech isnt lush?? huhuh? i thought soOO

hope u still love me....but
I reckon his rather fit but Heyy u might differ
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