Friday, October 7, 2011
Back to Antonella Rios Page at CelebDomain.com
Thursday, November 18, 2010
I love autistic boys....so trusting
Monday, July 26, 2010
O yer i forgot.
incase you didnt know partially because i havent ermmm told ya ive been in texas for the summer and its rather dandy. its hot but its ight. Can ihhh just say america is the most commercial place ive evr been too? its like a walking advert!
Meh! also why does everyone classify indie as rock? ITS DIFFERENT!ok? its such a par that you lot arent allowed to drink till your 21!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? ive been drinking since was like three.... BANG BANG! ok, i havent. i just begged it nicely but still. yerr, i miss london but my cousins has a trampoline, a massive swimming pool, a basketballl court, a games room.....SOO i cant really complain.
Days of our lives is the most melodramtic thing ive ever seen in my life..dbnsjfdjfjkdjkjskjkdsjfkjfk and jersey shore is the best thing since french toast!
Monday, July 5, 2010
OOOOH, Ester Baxter Lord have mercy!
Friday, July 2, 2010
*jumps off the bridge*
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
She make's the fur coat look hot
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
all i can say is that she is on VERY good terms with her Waxer.
come on guys left hip-right hip-try to wind in the beat
all i'm saying is if i could ride the beat so effortlessly
i would not be singing!
go Cee Cee!
xx Byron
p.s i will be wanting my legs back :(
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Friday, December 4, 2009
Bad boy who i now ...LOVE!!!
boycrazy in austin: the bad boy! from alexi wasser on Vimeo.
Video by the lovely alexis http://www.imboycrazy.com/
Monday, November 23, 2009
GAGA made me a HOE!
You know what i love soo much about the reaction of this video was angry loyal beyonce who were just like
"Why is beyonce acting like hoe..why?"
"GAGA ruined the song"
"THIS IS SHITTTTTT!!!
I watched the video i wont say lady gaga killed the song as much..its just that she TONED herself down alot..well blatently to make beyonce which i rather admire but again..it just made me think they was really no point of Lady googoo to be in video.
*goo on youtuve to watch video one more time"
Some guy on youtube just commented the video saying "BEYONCE LOOKS LIKE SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD IN THIS VIDEO"...ermmm ok you cartoon wanker
Ohh next time beyonce ...please dont be a media whore; justy have some intregrity and stick to what your good @ dancing with two backing dancers. Oh actually on your next song collaborate with JEDWARD...prettty please..i promise to buy all your house of dereon jeans if you do ;)
Saturday, October 3, 2009
The Trendy Tramp


many of us may have fallen victim to their type fallen for their ripped jeans and talking shoes,and if you haven't washed your crotch in two weeks then I am talking about YOU there. STOP! looking good from a far ,but smelling like 17 day old take away food and stale cum. its such a shame the way the world works YOU would be considered cool . You smelly indie boy ,go and purchase soap ,then I can play with you.
i have a sneaking suspicion that your "rolled out of bed look" is contrived , but hey this is Shoreditch and i don't give a shit works pretty well. Stylists would describe your look as perhaps being "tramp chic" i on the other hand wouldn't give you a pound to get "on the train home-because I know you will spend it on ketamine and special brew".Alas I cannot help myself ,because the more you look contagious and dishevelled the more I want to rape your face with my tongue......and use febreeze on those jeans..?

oh thanks for letting me know that indie stands for "individual" (even though you all have the same generic Hoxton haircut) i am such a retarded fuckwit that I thought it stood for Indian. Is that a moustache tattooed on your finger? oh your such a clever boy, and a swallow on your neck fucking WOW, I am so stunned that although you say your not a homosexual you have had "special encounters with other indie boys"
5 minutes later I now know how you can fit in those ridiculously tight skinnies, less than 4 inches FAIL. I love how your pretentious mind works and you cumming means that I had a good time...? I know for a fact that, that stain will not come out .thanks for demolishing my favourite T and stealing my jeans. clearly you have the STUN-and-RUN technique, be reassured as soon as I find my pants and get on the train home I will be washing my mouth out with industrial strength bleach.p.s even if you made my clinical meeting a month early and your a total douche, I will forget the fact that you are crap at shexx cos your still HOT

damn you Trendy Tramp!!





