Showing posts with label twat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twat. Show all posts

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Equality in Porn: Bridgette the midget


looking back on the last porn post done, it has come to my attention that little people are not well represented in the media, let alone the wonderful world of titty wanking and nob slobbing. 'Bridgette the midget' real name Bridgette Powers,is one the the porn worlds hardest working actress, she does DP,girl on girl and i heard that she is in a bukake scene (mind you i said 'heard' i don't know for certain, my life is not spent on researching porn)

personally the idea of midget porn freaks me out a little, i would imagine have all the sexual gratification that pedophile do, but i think that porn should be as socially inclusive as anything, after all people have there tastes, and who's to say midgets don't watch porn? Furthermore there are a lot of people that are tall that watch midget porn and who am i to judge them for there love of pint size puss puss?

Also Bridgette is perhaps one of the most attractive porn stars i've seen in a long while, she doesn't stick to that blondie with boos profile, that the majority of naked hollywoood does.

she gave Rihannah a lap dance on her 21st birthday

i think she's really pretty and has a good arse to boob ratio going on, more recently she got a boob job and a lot of tattoos, and fits in the 'front girl' file

HOT





oh and she's also had a baby, so congrats to her...

next time i will go hard on Brian pumper and male porn stars



XX BYRON

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

*waves hands frantically*

                                                 HIYAAAA HOMIES

Can the snow stop? IM KINDA BORED NOW
However, if you like the snow or just enjoy self pain like me, watch this 148 photo complication of the snow in the beautiful place we call ....england..
ALSO, i still love zayn malik, i watched this ustream video like a PERVERT. I THINK WE HAVE A NEW JUSTIN BIEBER....(not really...his berrrrra. ouch.)
BRAP!  #gassed
I have sooo much love for this dude for just being a fantastic actor. LIES.
his reaaaaally leng and even though his going to be the new spiderman and technically i should be angry because...everyone adores tobeyy maguirrre..but LATERZ. this garfield is on the money(if that makes sense)
and finallly 'THIS MUST FELLA LOVES HIS GIRL'
When i first saw this video was like 'whaaaaaaaat'?
as i thought it was scripted..the forst 5 secs then she SHOCKED HIM.
WHO DOES THAT??(...well someone that whats to make really funny videos for me and you to watch)
hahahahhaahahhaha.
are they still together..now?
who was filming this?
HOW DID THE BOYFRIEND NOT KNOW...something was up...?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Flashing Arse more like




Mr west already knows that when it comes to his video's , that he can sometimes be borderline erm... how shall I say... SHIT or WTF?
this video reminds me of the best film in the entire world 'GoodFellas' when they are up in the mountains burying the body of a made man, that had been recently murdered, i'm guessing that is where he got the idea from, apart from the needless nudity in this, the rest is a carbon copy of that one scene.

on the whole Kanye, congrats on this woman's Arse I mean just look at it jingle jangle as she walks towards the boot, I can guarantee you that some guys would have loved to be a grain of sand in her knickers.

BRAVO lad BRAVO...


XX BYRON

Sunday, February 28, 2010

so erm... post became a DUFF DUFF?


until recently i haven't really been followed the EastEnders storyline because it was.. shall we say, a glass of skimmed milk (weak). Surprisingly when Bradley Branning jumped from a roof and became a twitter trending topic,it gave EastEnders the kick start i was waiting for along with my coffee and galaxy cookie crumble.
However last week Feb 21-28 ,was very unusual . unusual with the fact that stolen post made a duff duff(yes you read correctly). i guess the writers could be making a valid point about our royal mail and their postal-strike-stealing-late-delivering-track record which pisses of at least 20 million of us Brits a day (give or take 1 million). i dont know if this sounds obvious, but i really do NOT see how post is a cliff hanger,seeing as previous cliff hangers have been , ermmm... MURDERS/outing of MURDERERS
i mean Masood? what a waste of a weeks worth of episodes
the only high light is the drowning of that bloody Dog . Yes i said it, i HATE DOGS


i dont want to do another duff duff related post CAPICHE? so....

SORT IT OUT!!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Aint you that guy from Cbbc?? What??!PISSED OFF

Yagga yo,
I present to you my homie from another mother ...

Matt edmonson..i wont lie he'll probably gonna annoy the hell out of you,
with his sqiurmy voice and
sarcastic meet intelluctuall ways.But months ago i introducing him to the masses here (eventhough he was already quite known in the CBBC SCENE....BRAP BRAP!).His part of the pocket tv show and Holy Moly.They seemed to like me alot and i love matt's wits and charms *coughs*.
Here's his weekly (video) blog thing on xfactor.Its rather jokes but i understand if you do feel like you wanna punch his face. :)





Ohh please stalk him on www.twitter.com/mattedmondson , thanks

http://www.holymoly.com/
http://pocket.tv.qpbrand.mobi/